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Reply #45 on: February 02, 2018, 11:12:40 AM
Puppy is keeping me up.  Wifey gets up every five minutes to tend to her, then keeps bringing her into our bed to sleep.  I keep waking up, and taking her back to her crate in the kitchen.  Last time I did that, I stepped in a nice pile of puppy shit on the bedroom floor.  I’m putting Wifey in the crate, if this keeps up.



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Reply #46 on: February 02, 2018, 02:30:25 PM
Puppy is keeping me up.  Wifey gets up every five minutes to tend to her, then keeps bringing her into our bed to sleep.  I keep waking up, and taking her back to her crate in the kitchen.  Last time I did that, I stepped in a nice pile of puppy shit on the bedroom floor.  I’m putting Wifey in the crate, if this keeps up.

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Reply #47 on: February 02, 2018, 03:17:32 PM



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Reply #48 on: February 02, 2018, 04:11:27 PM



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Reply #49 on: February 03, 2018, 10:34:47 AM
For two days everything I ate or drank seemed to have an unpleasant somewhat metallic taste.  I first noticed it Wednesday evening eating homemade pizza.  Thursday evening I actually opened a second bottle of red wine thinking the first had gone bad.  Nope, both bottles tasted the same, metallic and unpleasant.  What a waste of good wine.

I complained about this taste at work on Friday finally realizing it wasn’t the food and drink but something else.  One of the girls in my group googled something probably ‘bad taste in mouth’ and began asking me asking me from the list:

On chemo?
No.

Bad oral hygiene?
I brush often, so no.

Pregnant?
Probably not.

Dementia?
A distinct possibility.

Then others speculated I was coming down with the flu.  Here it is 4:30AM Saturday and no flu yet.  I stopped on the way home Friday at happy hour and ordered two pounds of extra hot wings just hoping that would overwhelm the unpleasant metallic taste.  For the most part it seems to have worked.  But now I can’t fucking sleep!!!



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Reply #50 on: February 03, 2018, 12:18:53 PM
Sulphides? (water, wines,...)

Don't ask me.
I'm just as clueless about life as you are.


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Reply #51 on: February 03, 2018, 12:58:31 PM

Pregnant?
Probably not.


Could be PMS.



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Reply #52 on: February 03, 2018, 03:40:04 PM

Pregnant?
Probably not.


Could be PMS.

Do I seen irritable to you Indian Babe?  I’m not irritated at all actually even by lack of sleep, but I did mention dementia as a possibility, perhaps a sort of demonic dementia.  No not dementia, as I seem to have my faculties, but I am experiencing a certain craziness.

But enough about me, when are we going to hear more about that bright blue vibe you bought and it’s usage?  The demented demon in me wants to hear about the outcome of you taking that insidious neon blue vibe for a ride.



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Reply #53 on: February 04, 2018, 01:15:47 AM
Metallic taste is regular during periods Jed.  Hence my (poor) attempt at humour. Hope I didn't offend.



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Reply #54 on: February 04, 2018, 12:32:21 PM
Metallic taste is regular during periods Jed.  Hence my (poor) attempt at humour. Hope I didn't offend.

Of course you didn’t offend me dear.  I was just making yet another of my endless depraved and wicked offers to help you as your current signatures states, ‘Learning the fine art of pervs.’

Folks, you should see the PMs this poor helpless Indian girl gets from me. . . . .



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Reply #55 on: February 04, 2018, 03:51:50 PM
Metallic taste is regular during periods Jed.  Hence my (poor) attempt at humour. Hope I didn't offend.

Oh, and I’m sure you would taste metallic at those times.

Imagine the irony of that. . . . . .



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Reply #56 on: February 04, 2018, 05:46:26 PM
Iron..y ... Metal..lic... A double strike Jed! Kudos.



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Reply #57 on: February 04, 2018, 07:07:12 PM
Iron..y ... Metal..lic... A double strike Jed! Kudos.


I’d taste you any day my dear.



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Reply #58 on: February 04, 2018, 07:35:31 PM
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Reply #59 on: February 05, 2018, 05:08:18 AM
Metallic taste is a warning of diabetes, liver, or pancreatic cancer.  I’d get it checked out if it persists.

Planning on sleeping well tonight.  Fever finally broke, so I don’t plan to be up ever other hour tonight.  And puppy is sleeping well in kitchen finally.