Of these responses, I would say a combination of (11) "acidic...like cucumber and lemon zest mixed together," with a little bit of (6) "the texture is reminiscent of me swallowing my own snot."
Though, a relationship in my late 20's, I always thought tasted similar to what I imagine the last two ounces of an opened beer that sat in the hot sun for 4 days might be like. Smell and texture. blech