KRISTEN'S BOARD

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 [6]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Sex and Dinner, a sentence for both  (Read 2214 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
ToeinH2O
Ph.D in Perversity
Global Moderator
Burnt at the stake
******

Fame 746
Offline Offline

Posts: 7,588


Member since '08, MJ's inamorato, POY 2013, POM x3


« Reply #75 on: August 20, 2019, 04:50:09 PM »

If I paid this much for it, you’re damn right I can complain!   emot_laughing
Logged
MintJulie
Global Moderator Version 9.7
Super Freak
Burnt at the stake
******

Fame 745
Offline Offline

Posts: 6,950


Madame Sheriff


« Reply #76 on: August 21, 2019, 03:06:59 PM »


There's not very much there.
Logged

"In a world where you can be anything, be kind."
 - Caroline Flack
watcher1
Burnt at the stake
*******

Fame 868
Online Online

Gender: Male
Posts: 14,391


Gentleman Pervert


« Reply #77 on: August 21, 2019, 03:21:57 PM »

Two breasts, please. No wings.  Cool
Logged

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste
MintJulie
Global Moderator Version 9.7
Super Freak
Burnt at the stake
******

Fame 745
Offline Offline

Posts: 6,950


Madame Sheriff


« Reply #78 on: August 21, 2019, 03:46:22 PM »


There's not much meat on that bone.
Logged

"In a world where you can be anything, be kind."
 - Caroline Flack
ToeinH2O
Ph.D in Perversity
Global Moderator
Burnt at the stake
******

Fame 746
Offline Offline

Posts: 7,588


Member since '08, MJ's inamorato, POY 2013, POM x3


« Reply #79 on: August 21, 2019, 07:10:52 PM »

Slide down. We need to make room for Grandma.
Logged
MintJulie
Global Moderator Version 9.7
Super Freak
Burnt at the stake
******

Fame 745
Offline Offline

Posts: 6,950


Madame Sheriff


« Reply #80 on: August 21, 2019, 10:08:19 PM »


My father wouldn't let the waiter/waitress leave the table when he'd have a steak delivered.   He'd always cut into it first to examine it. 

"It's a perfect shade of pink."

or

"It's bloody"  (when it wasn't cooked enough)

or

"There is not a single drop of juice in it."  (when it was overcooked)
Logged

"In a world where you can be anything, be kind."
 - Caroline Flack
MintJulie
Global Moderator Version 9.7
Super Freak
Burnt at the stake
******

Fame 745
Offline Offline

Posts: 6,950


Madame Sheriff


« Reply #81 on: July 07, 2020, 03:02:41 PM »



If I eat another thing, I'll puke.

Logged

"In a world where you can be anything, be kind."
 - Caroline Flack
watcher1
Burnt at the stake
*******

Fame 868
Online Online

Gender: Male
Posts: 14,391


Gentleman Pervert


« Reply #82 on: July 07, 2020, 06:53:02 PM »



If I eat another thing, I'll puke.



I think Chirp has said that on occasion -  Like,  her jaw will hurt her if she ate another thing..   Grin Grin
Logged

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste
ToeinH2O
Ph.D in Perversity
Global Moderator
Burnt at the stake
******

Fame 746
Offline Offline

Posts: 7,588


Member since '08, MJ's inamorato, POY 2013, POM x3


« Reply #83 on: July 07, 2020, 07:07:40 PM »

“Dad, why don’t you and Grandpa sit over there so you can watch the game? I know you two don’t want to miss any action.”
Logged
Shiela_M
Freakishly Strange
******

Fame 257
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 1,484


Let's do some "we shouldn't be doing this" things


« Reply #84 on: July 07, 2020, 07:35:04 PM »

Turn it over and finish on the other side.
Logged

I'll have sex with you, but I only make love with good music
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 [6]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to: