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Reply #60 on: June 27, 2019, 06:49:24 PM
I guess it’s time to put another load in the dishwasher.   :emot_laughing:


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Reply #61 on: June 27, 2019, 07:19:58 PM

The noodles a little limp

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Reply #62 on: June 27, 2019, 07:37:29 PM
There are starving children in Africa, you’d better finish it.


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Reply #63 on: June 27, 2019, 09:37:55 PM
"I'll pick some up some Chinese on the way home."


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Reply #64 on: June 27, 2019, 09:39:01 PM
Quote from: psiberzerker on June 27, 2019, 09:37:55 PM
"I'll pick some up some Chinese on the way home."

Things CJ would like to say...


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Reply #65 on: June 27, 2019, 09:59:07 PM
"Ugh, it's icky!


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Reply #66 on: June 27, 2019, 10:06:52 PM
Many years ago I was at a buffet lunch with my boss at the time, and he stood and made a comment that had me raise my eyebrow and snicker until he got why it was funny:

I’m going to make another pass at the fruit.


Not exactly a politically correct term I know . . . .


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Reply #67 on: June 28, 2019, 03:21:53 AM

Yes, I'd love to have some of that!

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Reply #68 on: August 19, 2019, 05:54:02 PM
I’m glad your sister could join us...   :emot_laughing:


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Reply #69 on: August 19, 2019, 07:03:54 PM


"Crabs?!"

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Reply #70 on: August 19, 2019, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on August 19, 2019, 07:03:54 PM


"Crabs?!"

“Does this smell a little fishy?”


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Reply #71 on: August 19, 2019, 07:45:07 PM


"Really?  You're browsing Kristen's Board right now?"

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Reply #72 on: August 19, 2019, 07:50:41 PM
I like the way your mother serves it better...


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Reply #73 on: August 19, 2019, 11:25:18 PM
I think I'll have a peach for dessert.

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Reply #74 on: August 20, 2019, 12:30:22 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on August 19, 2019, 07:45:07 PM


"Really?  You're browsing Kristen's Board right now?"

 :emot_laughing:

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #75 on: August 20, 2019, 04:50:09 PM
If I paid this much for it, you’re damn right I can complain!   :emot_laughing:


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Reply #76 on: August 21, 2019, 03:06:59 PM

There's not very much there.

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Reply #77 on: August 21, 2019, 03:21:57 PM
Two breasts, please. No wings.  8)

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Reply #78 on: August 21, 2019, 03:46:22 PM

There's not much meat on that bone.

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Reply #79 on: August 21, 2019, 07:10:52 PM
Slide down. We need to make room for Grandma.


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