So wifey's all pissed off at me.
Before bed last night she wanted to have a "very important talk" with me. I already knew what she was going to say. I don't want to hear about it. She's been having private talks with my mom, stepmom and my sisters wifey.
I'm well aware she shares something with them and it's not something I care to talk about and they all know it. My mom told me. Sisters wifey told me. My stepmom told me. Then they all got mad at me when I didn't react the way they thought I should.
So she's all "this is really important" no it's not now please shut up about it. You know I don't like talking about this. I didn't like talking to my mother about it, and she got all fucking pissy with me when I didn't act shocked. "I really have to just get out" God damn it, Suki, you're really pissing me off and you haven't said it yet.
"I think you need to know I'm gay."
No fuckin' shit! You've banged one guy your whole life, that's how you got knocked up and you said you were drunk when it happened. You think I didn't notice you show no interest in men? I took your virginity for fucks sake! When we first met you touched me and said "mine" according to my mom. Yeah, big fucking revelation. Just like my mom, I'm so shocked to hear this. You, my mom, my stepmom and sisters wifey are all gorgeous women inside and out, and I love you all, I don't know why you think I needed to be told this.
Be gay, or lesbians or what the fuck ever. I don't care! I'm not. So you're gay, that's great, what does it change? Nothing. It didn't change my relationship with my mom and stepmom. My sister doesn't give a shit her mother and wifey are. What the fuck is the motivation here?
Now before you think I'm being cruel, I'm not. I don't like to talk about things like this. I just don't. I get it's important to them for some reason, but it doesn't change how I feel about them. I still have a goddess of a mommy. My wifey is still a gorgeous Asian woman. My stepmom is still that goddess Italian woman who made me the best spaghetti ever when I was a kid. My sisters wifey is still that beautiful British girl. I mean, what do they think is going to happen? Like I'm going to get a divorce, or say I have no mother? It doesn't matter. It never mattered to me.
So now she's all mopey about it. I explained that it doesn't matter, nothing is any different than it was five minutes before she said anything.
Go ahead, tell CJ how awful she is.