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psiberzerker

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Reply #30 on: November 29, 2018, 07:29:15 PM
I hate to bother you, but that's NOT my quote.

Holy shit.  I don't even know how I botched it that bad, seeing as you weren't even quoted in the string I replied to.  Edited, with apologies.



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Reply #31 on: November 29, 2018, 10:16:41 PM

And it's a far greater problem than a lack of manner or common courtesy. It's a creeping narcissism that leads people to be increasingly unaware that there are other people around them. It's quite possible that that guy would have held the door had be been conscious of you and your daughter's presence. But, being in his own world, he likely didn't even notice. Or, I suppose, he was simply a garden-variety asshole.



He walked through the door as if we weren't there. He wasn't on his cellphone or Bluetooth. Guess he just wanted to go inside no matter what. Still, how can one not see two adults in the doorway, loaded down with trays of refreshments and not at least hold the door?  Narcissist?  Maybe. Asshole. Positively.

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Reply #32 on: December 01, 2018, 12:24:41 AM
My daughters dad told his wife I look just like some porn whore, and she just told me.  :roll:

Yet she doesn't seem at all phased that he was looking at porn.

CJ looks like a porn whore. And after looking her up, I have to kind of agree on some level.  :facepalm:

She said I should take it as a compliment because she's a hot porn whore.  :roll: I kinda do, and kinda fucking don't.  :P



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Reply #33 on: December 01, 2018, 12:31:36 AM
"Take a compliment."

No, you're under no obligation to take backanded compliments, especially when they're worded likeat.

I mean, at least "Porn Star" is a compliment.  Woman to woman, she should know that Whore is about as potentially offensive as bitch, or cunt.  Even if she doesn't know you personally (As well as she obviously thinks she does.)

WTF?



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Reply #34 on: December 01, 2018, 12:36:07 AM
I've known her forever.

CJ the porn whore. I probably woulda been a billionaire if I was though.  :roll:



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Reply #35 on: December 01, 2018, 01:23:47 AM
Unless you blew it all on jiggalos, drugs, and abortions.

At least save up for a tit job, and a face lift when you need them?

I know, just porn whore stereotypes.



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Reply #36 on: December 01, 2018, 01:47:47 AM
Younger CJ woulda spent it on drugs.  :facepalm:



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Reply #37 on: December 02, 2018, 02:16:07 AM
Purple prose is one thing, bad writing is another.

The Guardian published these examples.

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Scoundrels: The Hunt for Hansclapp by Major Victor Cornwall and Major Arthur St John Trevelyan
“Empty my tanks,” I’d begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her.
Katerina by James Frey
I’m hard and deep inside her fucking her on the bathroom sink her tight little black dress still on her thong on the floor my pants at my knees our eyes locked, our hearts and souls and bodies locked.
Cum inside me.
Cum inside me.
Cum inside me.
Blinding breathless shaking overwhelming exploding white God I cum inside her my cock throbbing we’re both moaning eyes hearts souls bodies one.
One.
White.
God.
Cum.
Cum.
Cum.
I close my eyes let out my breath.
Cum.

Connect by Julian Gough
He drops the bra to the floor, looks up, into her eyes, it’s too much. He kisses her chin, her mouth, and their tongues touch, oh, too much, he slips his lips free with a soft suck. Moves up to kiss her strong nose, on one side, then the other, it’s hard and soft at once. He moves back down, till he is level with her breasts.
‘They’re small,’ she says, surprisingly shy, apologetic.
‘They’re perfect,’ he says.
He kisses them. Teases a nipple with his lips. It’s so soft; and then, suddenly, hard.
Wow.
He sucks on the hard nipple.
He has never done this before, and yet; no, wait, of course, it is totally familiar.
The first thing he ever did.
He feels the huge change in meaning, in status; it is as though he had grown up in a single suck. Everything transformed. And yet nothing has changed at all; he sucks at a nipple as he lies on a bed, and it’s eighteen years later, and he sucks at a nipple as he lies on a bed, and his childhood falls away from him like a burned-out booster stage from a rocket. Its fuel used up. He is now in orbit around a different planet.

Killing Commendatore by Haruki Murakami
My ejaculation was violent, and repeated. Again and again, semen poured from me, overflowing her vagina, turning the sheets sticky. There was nothing I could do to make it stop. If it continued, I worried, I would be completely emptied out. Yuzu slept deeply through it all without making a sound, her breathing even. Her sex, though, had contracted around mine, and would not let go. As if it had an unshakeable will of its own and was determined to wring every last drop from my body.

Kismet by Luke Tredget
She shuffles her head closer to his cock, close enough to smell her own residue, and then takes it in her mouth, with the vague idea of cleaning it. Geoff mirrors this gesture by burying his head between her legs, and gradually she can feel his cock pumping up with blood, one pulse at a time, until it is long and hard and filling her wide-open mouth. They stay in this position for a long time, Anna sucking and slurping with the same lazy persistence you’d use on a gobstopper or a stick of rock. Eventually she loses her sense of the context altogether – of what she is doing or who she is with or where they are – and becomes an empty vessel for what feels like disembodied consciousness. She looks at the window and wonders how the glass feels encased within its wooden frame, what the shaggy clouds feel like being blown across the sky, what the walls felt like being splattered and smeared with wet paint …

Grace’s Day by William Wall
He’s almost weightless. When he enters me it hurts and my pain belongs to the subterranean world, primitive as the clay. His body is slacker than I expected, a small paunch begins at his waist and settles in a downward parabola to his groin. His pubic hair is red. His erect penis is a surprise although I had imagined what they would feel like, read about them, seen them represented on toilet walls and magazines. I didn’t see it before he entered me, but afterwards it is small and sticky and amusing. I want to touch it but I don’t dare. I don’t know the etiquette. He is twenty or more years older than me. This is sex.

The Paper Lovers by Gerard Woodward
He was aware that she was making a mewling sound as he put his lips to her tightened nipple and sucked. Her mouth was at his ear, her tongue travelling along its grooves, voice filling it. His mouth tugged at her, extended her, she snapped back, there was a taste of something on his tongue. In his mind he pictured her neck, her long neck, her swan’s neck, her Alice in Wonderland neck coiling like a serpent, like a serpent, coiling down on him. She had found a way through his clothing and her fingers had lightly touched his cock, then slowly began to take a firmer hold. He wanted to cry like a baby. He felt helpless, as though his body had come undone and she was fastening it. He felt as though he was bleeding somewhere. Then he felt powerful, gigantic. He would have kicked a door down.

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Reply #38 on: December 02, 2018, 12:53:09 PM
Vagina Ratchet?  That doesn't even sound fun!  I can't help but imagine intermeshing gears, and an escapement.  You know, like a ratchet?  Why would anyone ever think that a clockwork cunt was a good idea, or sounds sexy at all, under any circumstances?



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Reply #39 on: December 02, 2018, 07:56:58 PM
I know this will sound awful, but I need to say it.

Old people should not be allowed to shop at grocery stores.  :roll:

Kroger always has some kind of 5 for $5 or discounted items you can buy 5 of. Old people do not understand you have to load the coupons onto your card from their website or their app. So when they get these things they always complain they don't get the discount even though there's a sign that clearly tells you what to do. They'll stand there for ten minutes arguing and not understanding. I'm not trying to be mean but they just don't understand. I waited ten fucking minutes yesterday waiting on an old couple to figure it out. I couldn't go anywhere else because the self checkouts were all full up and no other lanes were open. The baby Latina was even getting sick of waiting. This isn't even the first time this has happened to me. If I don't get stuck behind the elderly who don't know what apps and digital coupons are, I get stuck behind elderly who pay down to the last penny. I have nothing against old people. I hope to live to be old. But there's gotta be a line drawn somewhere. They're just too fucking old to be out doing things. It wasn't that long ago a very elderly woman slammed a moterized shopping cart into the door trapping people behind her. No, she actually backed up and rammed the fucker again.  :roll:

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Reply #40 on: December 02, 2018, 09:49:36 PM
They should have more broad reaching delivery services for the elderly, I'll say that.  Not disputing your opinion/rant, just saying if everyone did it like HEB (Just look it up on their website, if you're interested) then this wouldn't be a problem in store for the technically literate. 

Also, the checkout system needs to be streamlined, and those people need seats.  There is absolutely no reason, whatsoever that cashiers have to be standing up throughout the shift.  In fact, it's not particularly good for them doing their jobs, if they need to stand up (To ring up that 40lb bag of dogfood for Great Dane-to-Mastiff diets) then they can.



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Reply #41 on: December 03, 2018, 12:22:01 AM





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Reply #42 on: December 03, 2018, 06:42:50 AM
I know this will sound awful, but I need to say it.

Old people should not be allowed to shop at grocery stores.  :roll:


Or kids, but not for the reasons stated below.

Old people and kids obliviously meander in the aisles.  You try and pass them on the right, and they meander directly in your way, so you move to the left, and they do too.  After this happens 4-5 times, you finally cough and say, “Excuse me!”  Just to have them stop dead and look at you perplexed as to where you came from.  ‘I’ve been trying to get by you for the last 10 minutes!’




Kroger always has some kind of 5 for $5 or discounted items you can buy 5 of. Old people do not understand you have to load the coupons onto your card from their website or their app. So when they get these things they always complain they don't get the discount even though there's a sign that clearly tells you what to do. They'll stand there for ten minutes arguing and not understanding. I'm not trying to be mean but they just don't understand. I waited ten fucking minutes yesterday waiting on an old couple to figure it out. I couldn't go anywhere else because the self checkouts were all full up and no other lanes were open. The baby Latina was even getting sick of waiting. This isn't even the first time this has happened to me. If I don't get stuck behind the elderly who don't know what apps and digital coupons are, I get stuck behind elderly who pay down to the last penny. I have nothing against old people. I hope to live to be old. But there's gotta be a line drawn somewhere. They're just too fucking old to be out doing things. It wasn't that long ago a very elderly woman slammed a moterized shopping cart into the door trapping people behind her. No, she actually backed up and rammed the fucker again.  :roll:

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OK, fairly certain that would completely befuddle this 56 year old too.  The difference being I will starve before I use coupons.  Coupons are for crap food I never buy.  If they issued coupons for fresh meat, vegetables and fruit, I would use them, but it’s always some box of crap I would never eat.  The rare coupon for something like toothpaste I might save expires long before I need toothpaste.  And, I would never bother with any kind of e-coupon; again, rather starve than try and figure it out.

Great way to avoid the elderly in line is I use the self checkout.  There’s 6 of them, and the elderly can’t block them all trying to figure things out, although they often try.



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Reply #43 on: December 03, 2018, 01:05:00 PM
I know this will sound awful, but I need to say it.

Old people should not be allowed to shop at grocery stores.  :roll:


You came to the right place Chirp. This is exactly why we needed a rant thread. It helps to sound off about things like that. Not that it changes anything mind you, but it usually helps you feel better after getting it off your chest.

I don't have a problem with old people at the grocery store (hell, I am an old people at the grocery store) but I agree with Jed_ about kids.

More specifically, kids in restaurants! I wish they would start having kids or no kids sections. Dropping fifty bucks on dinner isn't much fun when some brat is kicking the back of my seat from the booth behind me.

I'm probably more tech savvy that most people nearing 70, but I refuse to have store apps on my phone because they all want an email address. No thanks, I get enough shit in my inbox already.

Of course it's hard for you to imagine now, but someday, you too will be one of those old people. Maybe it would help a little to think about being in their shoes. Or maybe not.  ;D

Enjoy your youth while you can sweetie. It won't last forever.

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Reply #44 on: December 03, 2018, 02:57:48 PM
CJ is sadly aware youth won't last. My baby turns 9 in a few weeks.  :roll:

I want her to be 5 forever. Now she's almost a teenager.  :facepalm: