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Offline Clitical Thinking

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Reply #780 on: May 13, 2022, 08:55:53 PM
I cant buy classic erotica books from the used book store, without the condescending stares.

People like to feel superior. The same judgmental idiots probably went home then and jerked off to Hungarian penguin porn, the same way a lot of "family values" politicians like to be balls deep privately in something they condemn publicly.



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Reply #781 on: May 13, 2022, 09:21:30 PM

I have an HP Envy 6230 printer/copier/scanner and the sofware that comes with it allows me to save a document as a pdf. Seems an unusual (but useful) facility to build into a printer driver.

Our office is more or less paperless. So we scan all paper documents and save them on the server. 100,000’s of pages of correspondence, pleadings, medical records, exhibits, depositions. It would take a small warehouse to hold what we keep in a small closet sized area. Backups in a fireproof safe in remote location.



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Reply #782 on: May 14, 2022, 05:01:56 PM

I have an HP Envy 6230 printer/copier/scanner and the sofware that comes with it allows me to save a document as a pdf. Seems an unusual (but useful) facility to build into a printer driver.

Our office is more or less paperless. So we scan all paper documents and save them on the server. 100,000’s of pages of correspondence, pleadings, medical records, exhibits, depositions. It would take a small warehouse to hold what we keep in a small closet sized area. Backups in a fireproof safe in remote location.

I should have said the printer driver has the option to save electronic documents as PDFs, not just scanned paper.


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Reply #783 on: May 15, 2022, 01:42:18 PM


For the first time in over 10 years, I didn't check my Instagram feed yesterday. The app wouldn't let me log in unless I uploaded a copy of a government issued photo identification document that proved I was over the age of thirteen.   :(

That... is not going to happen. They may trust every single employee and trust the security of their data storage, but I don't.

News flash IG, I lived without you for sixty years, I can live without you for the next however many years I have left. Did you do the math? I signed up over ten years ago. Do you think I was under three when I created the account?  ^-^ You're just one more app no longer on my phone, snooping in my life.

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Reply #784 on: May 15, 2022, 03:43:15 PM
Anyone in the UK know why Fanny Hill was a banned book? I really don't see it as bad, telling the story of a girl doing what it took to survive.

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Reply #785 on: May 15, 2022, 07:08:42 PM
Anyone in the UK know why Fanny Hill was a banned book? I really don't see it as bad, telling the story of a girl doing what it took to survive.

Initially it was judged to "corrupt the King's subjects". Also banned in the USA in 1821.  The publication of Lady Chatterley's Lover and the more permissive 60s enabled its full uncensored publication 1970.     
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Hill


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Reply #786 on: June 16, 2022, 10:05:23 AM
Every time I try searching for some good solo male porn, the third or fourth image or video is gay porn? Dont get me wrong, I do enjoy a group of good looking nude or half jude men, but I have zero interest in seeing them doing each other in the butt. I have literally typed in solo man masturbating, and the froth thing to pop up was one guy sucking on another guy... how the hell is that solo?

Type in solo masturbating, and I'll be scrolling though women for weeks before finding one guy doing the deed. I just want some new material for my fingering folder

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Reply #787 on: June 16, 2022, 10:12:23 AM
Every time I try searching for some good solo male porn, the third or fourth image or video is gay porn? Dont get me wrong, I do enjoy a group of good looking nude or half jude men, but I have zero interest in seeing them doing each other in the butt. I have literally typed in solo man masturbating, and the froth thing to pop up was one guy sucking on another guy... how the hell is that solo?

Type in solo masturbating, and I'll be scrolling though women for weeks before finding one guy doing the deed. I just want some new material for my fingering folder
True, many times, whilst looking around for stuff, something unexpected always pops up.
Maybe, the reason is that overall, a vast majority of consumers are guys, straight guys at that, hence, solo guy stuff is really not in demand.
As mostly there are guys, (mostly pornography in general is made on the assumption that the viewers are guys, as it is assumed that women can get some shakin’-the-bed action, whenever they wish to, hence don’t care much for pornography.)  looking for solo female stuff, (speaking only for the solo category ) hence, mostly only solo female stuff is produced.
The best bet for you would be to visit a cam-site and select the preference for male models, if what you’re looking for is guy-galore, that is.
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Reply #788 on: June 16, 2022, 12:19:21 PM
Every time I try searching for some good solo male porn, the third or fourth image or video is gay porn? Dont get me wrong, I do enjoy a group of good looking nude or half jude men, but I have zero interest in seeing them doing each other in the butt. I have literally typed in solo man masturbating, and the froth thing to pop up was one guy sucking on another guy... how the hell is that solo?

Type in solo masturbating, and I'll be scrolling though women for weeks before finding one guy doing the deed. I just want some new material for my fingering folder

In a wider context that is one of my pet hates on this here interwebby thing.  The number of times I Google a product and lots of stores/sites pop up that don't stock that for which I have just searched.  It should be agains the law.





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Reply #789 on: June 16, 2022, 12:32:02 PM
In a wider context that is one of my pet hates on this here interwebby thing.  The number of times I Google a product and lots of stores/sites pop up that don't stock that for which I have just searched.  It should be agains the law.

Online store search engines are designed to draw you in. The last thing they'll do is admit they don't have a product. And once they have your attention, they lead you away from the products you want to buy, and towards products they want to sell.

Porn sites do something similar, the only difference being that they want to lead you away from the free stuff to paid content.

And don't get me started on the subject of YouTube recommendations. (Takes deep breath, holds it, releases it slowly.)

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