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Reply #780 on: May 13, 2022, 08:55:53 PM
I cant buy classic erotica books from the used book store, without the condescending stares.

People like to feel superior. The same judgmental idiots probably went home then and jerked off to Hungarian penguin porn, the same way a lot of "family values" politicians like to be balls deep privately in something they condemn publicly.



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Reply #781 on: May 13, 2022, 09:21:30 PM

I have an HP Envy 6230 printer/copier/scanner and the sofware that comes with it allows me to save a document as a pdf. Seems an unusual (but useful) facility to build into a printer driver.

Our office is more or less paperless. So we scan all paper documents and save them on the server. 100,000’s of pages of correspondence, pleadings, medical records, exhibits, depositions. It would take a small warehouse to hold what we keep in a small closet sized area. Backups in a fireproof safe in remote location.

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Reply #782 on: May 14, 2022, 05:01:56 PM

I have an HP Envy 6230 printer/copier/scanner and the sofware that comes with it allows me to save a document as a pdf. Seems an unusual (but useful) facility to build into a printer driver.

Our office is more or less paperless. So we scan all paper documents and save them on the server. 100,000’s of pages of correspondence, pleadings, medical records, exhibits, depositions. It would take a small warehouse to hold what we keep in a small closet sized area. Backups in a fireproof safe in remote location.

I should have said the printer driver has the option to save electronic documents as PDFs, not just scanned paper.


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Reply #783 on: May 15, 2022, 01:42:18 PM


For the first time in over 10 years, I didn't check my Instagram feed yesterday. The app wouldn't let me log in unless I uploaded a copy of a government issued photo identification document that proved I was over the age of thirteen.   :(

That... is not going to happen. They may trust every single employee and trust the security of their data storage, but I don't.

News flash IG, I lived without you for sixty years, I can live without you for the next however many years I have left. Did you do the math? I signed up over ten years ago. Do you think I was under three when I created the account?  ^-^ You're just one more app no longer on my phone, snooping in my life.

I will have to find another source for dad jokes, but I don't think that will be too difficult.



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Reply #784 on: May 15, 2022, 03:43:15 PM
Anyone in the UK know why Fanny Hill was a banned book? I really don't see it as bad, telling the story of a girl doing what it took to survive.

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Reply #785 on: May 15, 2022, 07:08:42 PM
Anyone in the UK know why Fanny Hill was a banned book? I really don't see it as bad, telling the story of a girl doing what it took to survive.

Initially it was judged to "corrupt the King's subjects". Also banned in the USA in 1821.  The publication of Lady Chatterley's Lover and the more permissive 60s enabled its full uncensored publication 1970.     
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Hill


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Reply #786 on: June 16, 2022, 10:05:23 AM
Every time I try searching for some good solo male porn, the third or fourth image or video is gay porn? Dont get me wrong, I do enjoy a group of good looking nude or half jude men, but I have zero interest in seeing them doing each other in the butt. I have literally typed in solo man masturbating, and the froth thing to pop up was one guy sucking on another guy... how the hell is that solo?

Type in solo masturbating, and I'll be scrolling though women for weeks before finding one guy doing the deed. I just want some new material for my fingering folder



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Reply #787 on: June 16, 2022, 10:12:23 AM
Every time I try searching for some good solo male porn, the third or fourth image or video is gay porn? Dont get me wrong, I do enjoy a group of good looking nude or half jude men, but I have zero interest in seeing them doing each other in the butt. I have literally typed in solo man masturbating, and the froth thing to pop up was one guy sucking on another guy... how the hell is that solo?

Type in solo masturbating, and I'll be scrolling though women for weeks before finding one guy doing the deed. I just want some new material for my fingering folder
True, many times, whilst looking around for stuff, something unexpected always pops up.
Maybe, the reason is that overall, a vast majority of consumers are guys, straight guys at that, hence, solo guy stuff is really not in demand.
As mostly there are guys, (mostly pornography in general is made on the assumption that the viewers are guys, as it is assumed that women can get some shakin’-the-bed action, whenever they wish to, hence don’t care much for pornography.)  looking for solo female stuff, (speaking only for the solo category ) hence, mostly only solo female stuff is produced.
The best bet for you would be to visit a cam-site and select the preference for male models, if what you’re looking for is guy-galore, that is.
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Reply #788 on: June 16, 2022, 12:19:21 PM
Every time I try searching for some good solo male porn, the third or fourth image or video is gay porn? Dont get me wrong, I do enjoy a group of good looking nude or half jude men, but I have zero interest in seeing them doing each other in the butt. I have literally typed in solo man masturbating, and the froth thing to pop up was one guy sucking on another guy... how the hell is that solo?

Type in solo masturbating, and I'll be scrolling though women for weeks before finding one guy doing the deed. I just want some new material for my fingering folder

In a wider context that is one of my pet hates on this here interwebby thing.  The number of times I Google a product and lots of stores/sites pop up that don't stock that for which I have just searched.  It should be agains the law.





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Reply #789 on: June 16, 2022, 12:32:02 PM
In a wider context that is one of my pet hates on this here interwebby thing.  The number of times I Google a product and lots of stores/sites pop up that don't stock that for which I have just searched.  It should be agains the law.

Online store search engines are designed to draw you in. The last thing they'll do is admit they don't have a product. And once they have your attention, they lead you away from the products you want to buy, and towards products they want to sell.

Porn sites do something similar, the only difference being that they want to lead you away from the free stuff to paid content.

And don't get me started on the subject of YouTube recommendations. (Takes deep breath, holds it, releases it slowly.)



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Reply #790 on: August 19, 2022, 09:22:35 PM
So if a NFL player gets in trouble for doing drugs they get a 6 game suspension, but if you sexually harass more than 24 women you get an 11 game suspension...

I dont know about any of you, but sexual harrassment in my workplace is an immediate termination. No excuses, no second chances, you sexually harass anybody you're done.

But they are making sure he gets back playing in time to play against his old team...

be better NFL.

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Reply #791 on: August 19, 2022, 09:51:03 PM
So if a NFL player gets in trouble for doing drugs they get a 6 game suspension, but if you sexually harass more than 24 women you get an 11 game suspension...

I dont know about any of you, but sexual harrassment in my workplace is an immediate termination. No excuses, no second chances, you sexually harass anybody you're done.

But they are making sure he gets back playing in time to play against his old team...

be better NFL.

And fuck you Deshaun Watson you piece of shit 🖕🖕🖕

Sexual Harassment here at work is handled a bit differently.

If it is a woman doing is, she gets called out and sent to HR's "Re-education class."
If it is a man, its based on the degree of emotional damage done. if its a cat call, re-education, if its physical contact, its termination. same if its a woman doing it. But the biggest problem is, the horrible preconceived notion that men welcome all forms of physical contact of the sexual nature from women, we don't.

An example that actually happened this morning:

Rudy. Great guy, works in Accounts on the second floor. I had to help mediate with HR since the big shots are on their vacations.

Rudy is terribly shy, and asexual. He has told everyone about it, because he did not want any hard feelings. So we have Judith, who is the floor's mail clerk. She took a liking to Rudy, and became a bit aggressive in her pursuit. Finally she cornered him, while he was getting supplies, and her knee "Brushed" his crotch. No one questioned whether it happened, or if it was an accident. She put him in that position knowing there would be physical contact. He rebuffed her, and HR came down on her. But her friend said he should be grateful to be touched like that. That friend got a two week unpaid vacation. God Empress of HR, who sees through bullshit, and does not subscribe to any social justice conventions, flat out terminated her on the spot. Other ladies in HR protested using the "he's a man, they like it." argument. She made them look at Rudy, who was practically dying of shame and embarrassment, and asked "Does he look like he was having fun?" and told them that not all men want to be touched by women. She also cited Cristoff, who is my work wife best friend, who is as he calls it "Flagrantly Homosexual." "Does he want to be touched like that by women? or if we want equality, should we let the men touch you like that and see if you like it?" HR Goddess said. This is why I fear HR. I was dismissed back to work an hour ago. This all happening an hour after I clocked in. 

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Reply #792 on: August 19, 2022, 09:53:03 PM
I cant buy classic erotica books from the used book store, without the condescending stares.

People like to feel superior. The same judgmental idiots probably went home then and jerked off to Hungarian penguin porn, the same way a lot of "family values" politicians like to be balls deep privately in something they condemn publicly.

odd enough, the first and best porn mags I found in my youth were Polish or Eastern European mags. Could not read a single word, but damn the women were pretty. I wish I could download a collection of them in .pdf form, but every search almost gives my pc std's

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Reply #793 on: August 19, 2022, 11:50:01 PM
Where I work, we have two veterinarians let's call the George and Tony. George is my boss and owns the referral center, and Tony is more or less the on call vet who works weekends. George is a good man "straight shooter" as they say, and I love working for him. Hes there if we need him, and not just for work related issues. Tony is an absolute sweetheart. He loves his work and he cares so much for any animal hes trying to help. I've seen him cry more than once when an animal passes away during care or surgery. One day her heard me and Kim talking with one of our male coworkers, and I may have been pushing the boundaries a bit, but we had an understanding, and it didnt bother him, but when tony heard it, he stopped and said that if I ever said anything like that to him, he would not only have me fired, but he would try to press charges as well. Tony is a very devoted husband, and I sure as hell watch myself when he's at work.

What I said wasnt even that bad as far as things go... at least from my point of view. We were talking about scrubs, and I said that "guys always look good in scrubs, but I wish the pants were a little tighter around front, see some bobbing and weaving below the belt when you walk" or something like that. 



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Reply #794 on: August 20, 2022, 02:05:34 AM
* buying tight scrubs to wear without underwear to enhance bobbing and weaving *




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Reply #795 on: August 20, 2022, 06:13:05 AM
Yum yum 🤤

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Reply #796 on: August 20, 2022, 03:46:16 PM
Yum Yum Yum  8)


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Reply #797 on: August 20, 2022, 04:31:40 PM
Yum Yum Yum  8)


I like my wife's scrubs, a light shade of pink. My wife is a little "fuller" than the beautiful woman in the picture, a tad shorter too, but when shes in her scrubs, I warned her like a gentleman that when she puts on the scrubs, she is open game for me. became a kinky game of who gets what they want before we reach the front door. rules are easy, get her before she opens the front door, and I win, if she reaches the door, she wins. its pretty fun. She enjoys it. I miss my wife's original hair color of strawberry blonde. now its a light red.

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Reply #798 on: August 31, 2022, 06:57:08 AM
What do you win ???



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Reply #799 on: August 31, 2022, 02:21:21 PM
What do you win ???

The pleasure of dumping a load or two of my baby batter in her ass or pussy.

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