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Reply #880 on: September 10, 2023, 02:56:44 AM
We finished the file review at 5 pm. I was the first lawyer in, and the last lawyer out. Typical. And my little child man boss is leaving on the 17th for a month in Japan.

Fook "Mi" and Fook "Yu".



I had to run a reverse image search to identify these two ladies. I'm familiar with Austin Powers by name only, so it's little wonder that I didn't recognize this scene. At first I thought Mi + Yu = Miyu and Yu + Mi = Yumi, both girls' names. I completely missed the "Fook" part. Overthinking, as usual.

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Reply #881 on: September 10, 2023, 04:41:10 PM
My bad habit of quoting movies that no one under 60 has ever heard of. Fook Mi.

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Reply #882 on: September 13, 2023, 02:24:34 PM

I freely confess that I am paranoid about technology. Now that I've put that out there, let me tell you what happened at my house last night.

First, some background. My (adult) granddaughter gave me a digital picture frame for Christmas last December. It connects to my wifi and there's an app that allows me to add pictures to it from my phone. The frame sits on a shelf just above my computer screen.

Until the middle of May, it only displayed the photos, rotating them every 20 minutes. Some time before June started, I noticed that there was now a display in the upper right-hand corner, the time and outside temperature.

The temperature was Celsius, and when I opened the app, looking at the options, I found no way to choose between ℃ and ℉. So I got used to seeing it showing a temp of between 12 and 29℃. Although I'm used to Fahrenheit temps, I know that's a range of about 54 to 85℉, which is about the norm for this part of the country at this time of year.

Last night my (adult) daughter was over, using my computer to fill out some online forms. She looked at the frame and asked why it said it was 22 degrees outside. I told her that was the Celsius temperature and added that I hadn't been able to change the display from ℃ to ℉.

Now, here's where it gets interesting. Two hours later when I looked at the frame, it showed a temp of 55℉, which is still the current temperature outside. When I texted that to my daughter, she texted back that it was somewhere between spooky and scary.

So, who can explain to me how, after I've been looking at Celsius temperatures for 3½ months, it suddenly changed on its own, two hours after we had a conversation about not being able to change it from Celsius to Fahrenheit?

Coincidence? I don't think so.

(I have since learned that it is possible to toggle between the two scales on the frame itself, just not from the app. And it's been weeks, if not months, since anyone has touched it.)

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Reply #883 on: September 13, 2023, 04:25:13 PM
[Dons tinfoil hat]

 It's got a hidden microphone and speech analyzer, heard you talking and switched the setting.  :emot_weird:

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Reply #884 on: September 13, 2023, 04:31:25 PM
There are no coincidences.

Nothing to be overly paranoid about, unless there is something hugely illegal going on in your house.

We are all monitored 24/7 365. Only people over 50 seemed to be alarmed by this. Orwell predicted it 75 years ago. “Big Brother is watching you.”

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Reply #885 on: September 13, 2023, 04:34:22 PM
Orwell thought it would be Big Brother. He never envisioned Alexa and Siri. :D

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Reply #886 on: September 13, 2023, 06:07:50 PM
I think my google home screen and nest whisper to me in my sleep causing all my impulse purchases

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Reply #887 on: September 14, 2023, 10:11:08 AM
We are all monitored 24/7 365. Only people over 50 seemed to be alarmed by this. Orwell predicted it 75 years ago. “Big Brother is watching you.”

A couple of Orwell fans once asked me to drive them around West London in a quest for places associated with the writer. One of them was a school in which he taught. In Uxbridge, if I remember correctly. The place was deserted because of the summer vacation, but a friendly teacher showed us around. Another was a house in Rickmansworth. I can't remember what connection it had with Orwell.

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Reply #888 on: September 15, 2023, 04:48:26 AM
An IOS17 feature in update coming next week

"Personal Voice.
You can clone your voice by reading 150 randomized phrases aloud. Why do this? If you develop a condition that puts your ability to speak at risk, you can create a replica of your voice before you lose it. Others will hear it when you type words though a separate Live Speech iOS 17 feature. Privacy protections are built in."

20 years late Apple.  But thank you for doing this. 

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Reply #889 on: September 15, 2023, 05:41:59 AM
Cool and scary, all at the same time.

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