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« Reply #465 on: November 08, 2019, 06:53:26 PM »

Are you a god?

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« Reply #466 on: November 09, 2019, 12:18:28 AM »

Then,

DEIIIIIIIIII!

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« Reply #467 on: November 09, 2019, 12:23:50 AM »



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« Reply #468 on: November 09, 2019, 12:33:17 AM »

Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!  Choose!  Choose the form of the Destructor!

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« Reply #469 on: November 09, 2019, 02:05:24 AM »

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« Reply #470 on: November 09, 2019, 03:40:20 PM »

I am all for doing away with changing the clocks in the Spring and Fall. Haven't heard any real good arguments why we still continue to "spring forward" and "fall back".

Chirp hears her partner scream O God, O God when they are going at it and just assumed..... Grin Grin
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« Reply #471 on: November 09, 2019, 04:35:31 PM »

I am all for doing away with changing the clocks in the Spring and Fall. Haven't heard any real good arguments why we still continue to "spring forward" and "fall back".

Chirp hears her partner scream O God, O God when they are going at it and just assumed..... Grin Grin

No one screams that. They just make cute noises when they cum.  Grin

Though when I get my mostest bestest favorite cock, its owner always makes a loud grunt before a huge mess is made.  Grin
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« Reply #472 on: November 17, 2019, 11:37:07 PM »

Okay, just in case you missed it last year:

Pumpkin Spice is not, in any way, shape nor form, seasonal.  I just had to deal with someone who's hysterical that it's going away for another 10 months, so I had to explain this to her:

You can buy, and enjoy, Pumpkin Spice, year round.  Also, bonus fact:  All of the Pumpkin Spice commercially sold in the US is compounded, and distributed by McCormick, who technically owns the Trademark.  So, if you crave that special flavor you can only get in Starbucks?  Go into your local HEB (Harris Teeter, Fred Meyer's...  As long as it's local, or regional) pick up a small jar, and smuggle it in to Starbucks, then order a latte.

(Lowry's Season Salt, AND Old bay, too.  As long as you're forced to buy from a Monopoly, you might as well spend your cash in a local business.)
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« Reply #473 on: November 18, 2019, 08:57:17 PM »

LOL, I just saw an ad on Utoob for aftermarket racing seats in "Genuine Signature PU Leather."

You know what PU stands for?  Poly-urithane.

So, genuine signature pleather.  Besides which, leather is an absolutely horrible material for racing seats.  Even luxury racing seats, that's why we make them out of modern high strength polymers.  (Unlike Polyurithane, which is.  What's the word.  Old?  No, cheap.  That's the word I was looking for.)

I guess if you put a genuine signature gold tone Omega on it, rice boys will buy anything.  Shouldn't surprise me, when we're talking about a market that starts at the exhaust, and "Tunes" their engine from that, on the theory that you can get more air out of an engine than you put in.

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but the reason why you don't start at the tailpipe is because to "Tune" it, you don't listen to the sound it makes.  



You balance the Back-Pressure against the airflow in the exhaust, after you time the airflow rate, based on the intake valves, which are fed by the air filter, ram effect, and intercooler.

So, first you stick a chrome plated #10 can on your tail pipe, then you buy a high performance inter-cooler.  Then, you like the sound it makes:



So then you get a new cam, chip, nitrous, rims, vinyl decals, and hot pants that match your girlfriend's bikini for her birthday.  

Oh yeah, and Turbos.  Automotive turbos use the exhaust to drive the intake, and compress it.  (Intercoolers also compress air, by cooling it.)

How do you tune an exhaust?  Turn it up to 11, and that's 1 more.  So, it's louder, init?  



I'm starting to wonder if they actually know anything about how to tune an engine.  Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.
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« Reply #474 on: November 18, 2019, 10:16:48 PM »

Berke Breathed, went to UT and wrote a comic The Academia Waltzfor the Daily Texan back in the late 70’s.  Steve Dallas was the quintessential frat rat.
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« Reply #475 on: November 18, 2019, 10:23:45 PM »

Hey, White America, have you heard?

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« Reply #476 on: November 18, 2019, 10:30:57 PM »

Berke Breathed, went to UT and wrote a comic The Academia Waltzfor the Daily Texan back in the late 70’s.  Steve Dallas was the quintessential frat rat.

Also, Muckypup did the song "U Stink, but I <3 U" for the Billy and the Boingers Bootleg collection.

I had that record.  I forget the B side, it was a long time ago.  In Austin, before the hipsters moved in, and ruined it.  I got to read Bloom County early, in the local paper.

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« Reply #477 on: Today at 12:51:58 AM »

I lived in Austin from 1979 to 1985 and loved it.  I lived in Austin from 2007 to 2012 and hated it.  Two different cities.
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« Reply #478 on: Today at 12:55:46 AM »

Yeah, it aint there no more, Corpus, neither.

(That jab at the dadblamed Hipsters was also alluding to "Before it was cool," but it's funny, cause it's true.)
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« Reply #479 on: Today at 01:10:15 AM »

Yeah, it aint there no more, Corpus, neither.

(That jab at the dadblamed Hipsters was also alluding to "Before it was cool," but it's funny, cause it's true.)

Big difference between hippies and hipsters.
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