Random Rants

[Coach Eric]

I'd actually sign up if one of our resident KB hotties were to ever start a page. There's a huge difference for me between knowing the person and also wanting to be supportive of the, versus if it's content from someone with whom I have no connection on any level.

Friends don't charge friends for nudies.  My pics are free.  Just PM me if you want pics.

Oh sure, now you say that after taking my $100

[MintJulie]

Oh sure, now you say that after taking my $100

Hahaha.   I thought of that after I logged off.  I'll Venmo you a refund. 

[Dirtymind]

To the people who wrote the drivers for Canon printers. I hope you get molested by goats.

[MintJulie]

To the people who wrote the drivers for Canon printers. I hope you get molested by goats.

Oh my.   But you know, when I was in charge of helping at the office with the printers years ago, I kind of agree with you. 

[Pornhubby]

I ran the Xerox copier for the Texas State Senate for a year or two. Anytime there was an amended bill, I had to make multiple copies of the same and distribute to every desk in the chamber. I love the movie Office Space, where they take the fax machine out in the field and beat the hell out of it with a sledgehammer. I felt like doing that on a daily basis.

[Shiela_M]

I have all this pics on my phone that I want to start posting so I can delete them, and postimage isnt working and I'll have a friggin brain aneurism trying to figure out imgur.  Love how technology makes life so much easier... as long as your a computer tech savvy person that understands what you're doing. Me? I get a big fuck you idiot. you'll rip your hair out trying to get this.

[Pornhubby]

My imgur still works. Except for VPNs. But I have a passive aggressive mistrust of VPN accounts, so I am good with it.

[MintJulie]

A fave gif of mine. Top 5 for sure

[JBRG]

To the people who wrote the drivers for Canon printers. I hope you get molested by goats.

There's a reason "I" have never purchased a Canon printer. And as a Macintosh owner, I haven't really needed to manually install print drivers in years.

[mrdave63]

Where did all the authors that can't post here anymore go?

[Pornhubby]

In my next life I’m going to have tits and a pussy.

[Pornhubby]

I don’t understand individuals who create an account, look around the website for a few minutes or hours, do not post, and then file a request to have that account deleted. There’s no need to delete an account you never used. There’s no record of you ever having been here. Take only memories, leave only footprints. Request denied.

[Shiela_M]

I'm assuming they think they'll get exclusive access to certain things that can't be seen elsewhere, and then disappointment happens, and then gone. In a world of immediate gratification, taking time to explore and appreciate is asking a lot.

[Pornhubby]

I have a hard and fast rule that I don’t like to schedule things on Monday mornings or Friday afternoons. Because people are either getting over the weekend, or getting their weekend on. In either event, people seem to be less productive at those times.

I have told this to all my legal assistants. So what does one of them do? She schedules her monthly file review for Friday afternoon at 2:30. I’m pissed about it, but what the hell, if that’s the only time you have, let’s do it...

So I’m getting ready to go to the office at 2:30 for the meeting, and she sent me a message that she’s running behind, and she wants to do the meeting at 3:30.  So why not just schedule it for Saturday afternoon, during my favorite football game? Holy shit. What a way to end a shitty short week.

End of rant.

[MintJulie]

Same. Monda morning and Friday afternoon we're off limits for me.  One of the co owners would schedule it every now and then on Friday, because he golfed on Thursday afternoon. I called BS on that, as did the others. 

[MintJulie]

Same. Monda morning and Friday afternoon we're off limits for me.  One of the co owners would schedule it every now and then on Friday, because he golfed on Thursday afternoon. I called BS on that, as did the others.

My laptop cord got run over by a cord eating vacuum cleaner a few months ago. Since it won't charge, it means I'm on my iPad now.  I can't see the screen as well, so if it's autocorrected to something different than intended, or I've misspelled a word because of this touch keyboard , it's because of that.. I refuse to wear reading glasses. Don't think I'm having personal issues or stroking out over here. I'm having technical issues. 

[msslave]

Ha! I don't need power cord issue to have funny looking posts.

My arthritic fingers make more mistakes than I can keep up with.

[Hilda]

Same. Monda morning and Friday afternoon we're off limits for me.  One of the co owners would schedule it every now and then on Friday, because he golfed on Thursday afternoon. I called BS on that, as did the others.

My laptop cord got run over by a cord eating vacuum cleaner a few months ago. Since it won't charge, it means I'm on my iPad now.  I can't see the screen as well, so if it's autocorrected to something different than intended, or I've misspelled a word because of this touch keyboard , it's because of that.. I refuse to wear reading glasses. Don't think I'm having personal issues or stroking out over here. I'm having technical issues.

Did you add the orange colour to a couple of words, or is that something to do with autocorrect? I've noticed other posts on KB with the occasional orange word, and wondered what it meant.

[MintJulie]

I added it to highlight examples of my sloppiness in posting. 
Some here, like in my real life, get worried that something medically might be going on with me because of my medical history.  Just pointing out that I'm okay and that it's because I'm posting from an iPad.

[Pornhubby]

We finished the file review at 5 pm. I was the first lawyer in, and the last lawyer out. Typical. And my little child man boss is leaving on the 17th for a month in Japan.

Fook "Mi" and Fook "Yu".