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Reply #30 on: February 12, 2019, 06:55:23 PM
Brazil invaded by venomous yellow SCORPIONS as climate change pushes them into major cities

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Worse yet, the species terrorizing Brazilians is the highly venomous yellow scorpion, or tityus serrulatus.

It reproduces through the miracle of parthenogenesis, meaning a female scorpion simply generates copies of herself twice a year – no male participation required.

Each parthenogenesis can spawn up to 20 to 30 baby scorpions. Though most will die in their first days and weeks of life, ridding Brazilian cities of scorpions would be a herculean, if not downright impossible, task.

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Reply #31 on: February 12, 2019, 07:15:06 PM

Most of your headlines are "nope, nope, nope, nope" to me.   I can't even bring myself to read the linked content.   

Venomous Yellow Scorpions?    Ewww.  I'll erase Brazil off my bucketlist of places to visit.  Not going.


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Reply #32 on: February 12, 2019, 08:01:55 PM

Most of your headlines are "nope, nope, nope, nope" to me.   I can't even bring myself to read the linked content.   

Venomous Yellow Scorpions?    Ewww.  I'll erase Brazil off my bucketlist of places to visit.  Not going.



When I was a kid, we spent summers at the lake, and encountered an occasional scorpion.  My grandmother insisted we all shake out our shoes, before putting them on, because “a scorpion may have crawled in there during the night.”  Fifty years later?  I still shake out my shoes in the morning.  Thank you Grandma.



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Reply #33 on: February 12, 2019, 09:05:05 PM
Short-spined Sea Scorpion (Myoxocephalus scorpius)

Scorpionfish are masters of camouflage, enabling them to lie in wait for their victims to come close, before lunging forward and inhaling their prey with their large mouths.
When disturbed they raise the spines along their backs and will usually move off out of harms way, however, if cornered they are able to charge at considerable speed.
Highly dangerous and poisonous with venomous spines along its back if trodden on etc., can cause death!

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Reply #34 on: February 14, 2019, 12:29:35 AM

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Reply #35 on: March 02, 2019, 01:31:24 AM
Time Now for Some Gnarly Photos of Spiders Eating Other Animals

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“We looked over and we saw a large tarantula on top of an opossum,” said Grundler in the press release. “The opossum had already been grasped by the tarantula and was still struggling weakly at that point, but after about 30 seconds it stopped kicking.”

The tarantula was described as being as big as a dinner plate, and the opossum about the size of a softball. It’s considered the first visual documentation of an opossum being preyed upon by a large mygalomorph spider, a group that includes tarantulas.

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Reply #37 on: March 22, 2019, 12:40:36 AM

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Reply #39 on: April 08, 2019, 10:23:14 PM

I don't know which is scarier, Toe, that, or the eye butt plug that was posted in another pics thread.

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Reply #40 on: April 09, 2019, 02:05:42 AM


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Reply #41 on: April 09, 2019, 03:12:46 AM

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Reply #42 on: April 10, 2019, 05:23:57 PM

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Reply #43 on: April 10, 2019, 06:18:10 PM

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Reply #44 on: April 10, 2019, 10:53:43 PM

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