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Reply #75 on: July 20, 2019, 01:14:41 AM

Extinguishing the Flame is available on Amazon and supports Australian Bush fire relief.


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Reply #76 on: July 25, 2019, 12:31:54 PM

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Reply #77 on: July 25, 2019, 01:53:40 PM
Overheard snippet of conversation between pretty young ladies on the bus:

"...don't get me wrong, I like a bit of kink, I like a lot of kink, but when your hand comes out covered in little worms, that's when I draw the line!"



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Reply #78 on: July 25, 2019, 02:54:00 PM
I Took a Dump the Same Way the Apollo Astronauts Did—and Dear God Was It Awful

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Oh, and.....

Overheard snippet of conversation between pretty young ladies on the bus:

"...don't get me wrong, I like a bit of kink, I like a lot of kink, but when your hand comes out covered in little worms, that's when I draw the line!"



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One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is.”


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Reply #79 on: July 25, 2019, 03:18:12 PM

“There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is.”


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Reply #80 on: July 25, 2019, 03:29:59 PM
I guess you get used to the smell?



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Reply #81 on: July 26, 2019, 01:19:49 AM

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Reply #82 on: July 26, 2019, 01:57:54 AM
What is wrong with this world!?

Most people are defective, to varying degrees, and the worst don't even know that it's them. 



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Reply #83 on: July 26, 2019, 02:21:52 AM

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Reply #84 on: July 26, 2019, 03:39:37 AM
I Took a Dump the Same Way the Apollo Astronauts Did—and Dear God Was It Awful


What the author failed to mention (and couldn't possibly have experienced unless he was inverted) is that in the absence of gravity, SURFACE TENSION becomes a significant force.  You don't really notice it on Earth because the gravity is so strong in comparison, but in space it's a Force To Be Reckoned With, especially if the poo is very soft or (Gods Forbid!) entirely liquid.   :o

On Earth, it's annoying but a bit of toilet paper cleans up the minor residue after the main bolus has drop.... drop... SPLOOSH! fallen into the toilet.  In space, it's an entirely different horror story due to surface tension.  That liquid mass of poo sticks to your ASS instead of trying to go into the bag.  It's pretty much stuck there until you wipe the whole stinking mass off of your butt with multiple large hands-full of toilet paper, and hopefully a large wet-wipe or six for the final clean-up.  I suspect NASA gave the Apollo astronauts meds to help insure that they didn't have loose stools, although I can't verify it.

I'm not going into space Anytime Soon to experience that indignity.

Skip to about 40 seconds to see liquid in action in zero-G.  Now imagine that's poo.

« Last Edit: July 26, 2019, 03:43:22 AM by RopeFiend »

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Reply #85 on: July 26, 2019, 12:37:45 PM
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Reply #86 on: August 02, 2019, 01:52:10 AM

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Reply #87 on: August 02, 2019, 03:31:04 AM
Wave Pool Transforms Into Tsunami Pool, Injures Over 40 People

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Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”

“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”

“We could do that. Or... and hear me out on this one...”



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Reply #88 on: August 02, 2019, 03:38:13 AM
I was thinking it got excited. 



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Reply #89 on: August 02, 2019, 12:54:10 PM
526. The number of teeth found inside the mouth of a 7-year-old boy who had been complaining of jaw pain.