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Reply #120 on: February 03, 2020, 08:55:51 AM



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Reply #121 on: February 03, 2020, 01:38:48 PM
Poisonous spider that lurks in clothes and furniture with toxic venom that ROTS human flesh is discovered in Mexico



Isn't that just a brown recluse?  I knew somebody who got bit on their finger from one of them, screamed so loud when it happened and nearly lost the tip of her finger.  Spider suck



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Reply #122 on: February 03, 2020, 08:50:59 PM
So nope that I can't bring myself to post the image directly.  You have been warned......



Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #123 on: April 05, 2020, 03:56:01 PM



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Reply #124 on: September 03, 2020, 06:23:38 PM

Need some brain bleach after reading about a Sailor's Worm Jar  :emot_weird:


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Reply #125 on: September 03, 2020, 07:36:10 PM



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Reply #126 on: September 03, 2020, 11:33:15 PM

Need some brain bleach after reading about a Sailor's Worm Jar  :emot_weird:
Wha-wh-...why-...a-...!...?

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Reply #127 on: September 04, 2020, 12:31:43 AM
Bait ‘n Tackle?  You guys have never done that?  I must be the only small town boy here I guess.



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Reply #128 on: September 04, 2020, 01:29:51 PM
Bait ‘n Tackle?  You guys have never done that?  I must be the only small town boy here I guess.
I spent my adolescence at an all-boys school. (Agricultural, but I'll get to that later.) We had the game Bingo, which is basically Soggy Biscuit/Soggy Sao sans the biscuit/cracker. It's comparatively tame.

That said, there were a lot of outsiders who thought the students, when they got...well...lonely, exercised the Kiwi/Welsh Practice. I can assure you those claims are false.

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Reply #129 on: November 16, 2020, 10:51:52 PM

Why did I have to see this.  I'm gonna be itchy the rest of the day, and feel all crawly when I try to go to bed



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Reply #130 on: November 17, 2020, 01:38:57 AM

Why did I have to see this. 


WHY did you have to post it?    What?  If you suffer, we all have to?   

Good god.   I welt up like you wouldn't believe from mosquito bites.   
Only thing I like about winter......no mosquitoes.   
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Reply #131 on: November 17, 2020, 01:51:15 AM

Why did I have to see this. 


WHY did you have to post it?    What?  If you suffer, we all have to?   

Good god.   I welt up like you wouldn't believe from mosquito bites.   
Only thing I like about winter......no mosquitoes.   
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Congratulations.  Worst photo you've ever posted.


Misery loves company.  I didn't want to suffer seeing this nightmare alone.



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Reply #132 on: November 17, 2020, 01:52:11 AM
I thought, “She’s got to be Russian.”  And yes, she is.  From Yakutsk in East Siberia.  There is a sort of masochism inherent in the Russian experience.  Here she is in the winter..




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Reply #133 on: November 17, 2020, 01:58:52 AM
Yeah go ahead and freeze my face, no problem.  Peiple ask why I stay up in Wisconsin if I hate the cold so much?  They have never seen the size of the mosquitos in the south, especially in places like florida and Georgia's.  All those swamp states.

I thaw quicker than I get over bugs



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Reply #134 on: November 17, 2020, 07:22:57 AM
No bugs is definitely an upside of winter.  Plus you can always put on more clothes, but there is a limit to how many you can take off.  Even if you are an exhibitionist.



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Reply #135 on: January 13, 2021, 05:54:51 PM
An up close and person picture of a wolf spiders face.
If that thing isn't evil I don't know what is




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Reply #136 on: January 14, 2021, 06:53:57 AM
I wonder what causes their eyes to look different in different pictures




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Reply #137 on: January 14, 2021, 07:09:31 PM
An up close and person picture of a wolf spiders face.
If that thing isn't evil I don't know what is


Looks like the grumpy cousin of Oscar the grouch

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Reply #138 on: January 19, 2021, 05:02:54 AM
I think she lost her car keys...





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Reply #139 on: January 19, 2021, 05:39:08 AM
And then she lost her watch and two rings looking for them  :emot_weird: