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on: January 01, 2019, 03:36:34 PM
Hmmm, which should I keep and which are too worn out..... ;D ;D


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Reply #1 on: January 01, 2019, 03:47:14 PM
{Squints}  The resolution isn't that high, so I can't tell.


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Reply #2 on: January 01, 2019, 03:51:46 PM
I would be happy to take a couple of the smaller ones!

So much porn, so little time!

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Reply #3 on: January 01, 2019, 04:00:53 PM

Ummm, question?  What does the MJ in your subject line stand for?


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Reply #4 on: January 01, 2019, 04:10:08 PM
Quote from: oldguymem on January 01, 2019, 03:51:46 PM
I would be happy to take a couple of the smaller ones!

I can take some of the larger ones!  I assume she wants to keep the largest for herself.


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Reply #5 on: January 01, 2019, 04:21:11 PM
Okay......I'll Take The High Road.....
I'll pass on all of those things....."well almost all of them".....
Some of them look o big for a Rhino, let alone a person.
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Reply #6 on: January 01, 2019, 04:34:43 PM
I really like the "Snowman" shaped ones.  Over by the bottom right corner of the bed, made up of progressively larger spheres?  So, you can start small, and work your way down, but each time a larger one pops through...

I'll, be in my bunk.


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Reply #7 on: January 01, 2019, 08:04:29 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 01, 2019, 04:00:53 PM

Ummm, question?  What does the MJ in your subject line stand for?



 ;D ;D

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Reply #8 on: January 03, 2019, 10:09:49 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 01, 2019, 04:00:53 PM

Ummm, question?  What does the MJ in your subject line stand for?



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Reply #9 on: January 03, 2019, 10:18:29 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 01, 2019, 04:00:53 PM
Ummm, question?  What does the MJ in your subject line stand for?

Quote from: Elizabeth on January 03, 2019, 10:09:49 PM
"Ask Not For Whom The Bells Toll.......They Toll For Thee".....(or something like that).
MJ <-----stands for you-------LOL


Oh, in that case, what was the question again?

Quote from: watcher1 on January 01, 2019, 03:36:34 PM
Hmmm, which should I keep and which are too worn out..... ;D ;D

Oh yeah.  

First of all, 95% of them wouldn't be allowed near me.  



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Reply #10 on: January 03, 2019, 10:20:18 PM
I just assumed it was for Mary Jane Watson.  Because why wouldn't it be?

What, nothing but Gwen Stacy fans here?  Cummon!


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Reply #11 on: January 04, 2019, 01:00:36 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 03, 2019, 10:18:29 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 01, 2019, 04:00:53 PM
Ummm, question?  What does the MJ in your subject line stand for?

Quote from: Elizabeth on January 03, 2019, 10:09:49 PM
"Ask Not For Whom The Bells Toll.......They Toll For Thee".....(or something like that).
MJ <-----stands for you-------LOL


Oh, in that case, what was the question again?

Quote from: watcher1 on January 01, 2019, 03:36:34 PM
Hmmm, which should I keep and which are too worn out..... ;D ;D

Oh yeah.  

First of all, 95% of them wouldn't be allowed near me.  




That still leaves 5% to play with, Jules... :roll:

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Reply #12 on: January 04, 2019, 01:32:02 AM
Quote from: vinney on January 04, 2019, 01:00:36 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 03, 2019, 10:18:29 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 01, 2019, 04:00:53 PM
Ummm, question?  What does the MJ in your subject line stand for?

Quote from: Elizabeth on January 03, 2019, 10:09:49 PM
"Ask Not For Whom The Bells Toll.......They Toll For Thee".....(or something like that).
MJ <-----stands for you-------LOL


Oh, in that case, what was the question again?

Quote from: watcher1 on January 01, 2019, 03:36:34 PM
Hmmm, which should I keep and which are too worn out..... ;D ;D

Oh yeah.  

First of all, 95% of them wouldn't be allowed near me.  




That still leaves 5% to play with, Jules... :roll:


With that frightful collection, it’s hard to imagine what that 5% might be?

Many of those things are either longer than my arm or bigger than the head I think with.


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Reply #13 on: January 04, 2019, 01:41:28 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 03, 2019, 10:18:29 PM
First of all, 95% of them wouldn't be allowed near me.

Let's skip the Court Order, and just get on with Restraining me.  What do you say, Minty?  Maybe you can call RopeFiend to help?


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Reply #14 on: January 04, 2019, 02:22:22 AM

Sorry, I'm a sadist.  I wouldn't restrain you if you enjoyed it.   8)

Well, there was that once at the Leatherfest, but that was an unusual situation.

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Reply #15 on: January 04, 2019, 02:24:19 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on January 04, 2019, 02:22:22 AM

Sorry, I'm a sadist.  I wouldn't restrain you if you enjoyed it.   8)  Well, there was that once at the Leatherfest, but that was an unusual situation.

Just take it as given that at any time I'm involved, it is most likely an unusual situation. 

Also, I can fake it!  "No, please don't.  Somebody help!"

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Reply #16 on: March 28, 2019, 06:09:57 PM
Oddly, someone must have entered their email address wrong on website, but instead entered my real email address.
Anyways,I am getting all sorts of weird stuff.  This was the latest.   Something I've never seen before.


https://www.amazon.com/Strapless-Vibrator-Vibrating-Sex-Toys/dp/B07K1TLYZW


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Reply #17 on: March 28, 2019, 06:49:27 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 28, 2019, 06:09:57 PM
Oddly, someone must have entered their email address wrong on website, but instead entered my real email address.
Anyways,I am getting all sorts of weird stuff.  This was the latest.   Something I've never seen before.


https://www.amazon.com/Strapless-Vibrator-Vibrating-Sex-Toys/dp/B07K1TLYZW





I like the squiggly lines to simulate vibrations.


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Reply #18 on: April 01, 2019, 09:51:10 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 28, 2019, 06:09:57 PM
Oddly, someone must have entered their email address wrong on website, but instead entered my real email address.
Anyways,I am getting all sorts of weird stuff.  This was the latest.   Something I've never seen before.




Sorry, MJ.  I do apologize.  8)

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Reply #19 on: April 02, 2019, 12:35:02 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 28, 2019, 06:09:57 PM
Oddly, someone must have entered their email address wrong on website, but instead entered my real email address.
Anyways,I am getting all sorts of weird stuff.  This was the latest.   Something I've never seen before.


https://www.amazon.com/Strapless-Vibrator-Vibrating-Sex-Toys/dp/B07K1TLYZW


That, MJ, looks like a lot of fun, for both parties.

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