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Reply #1000 on: April 02, 2023, 07:36:18 PM
I'm so happy Newcastle had some bite today. Brilliant defending all season, but often the goals haven't been there.



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Reply #1001 on: April 03, 2023, 01:52:09 PM




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Reply #1002 on: April 03, 2023, 02:29:33 PM

I'm so happy Newcastle had some bite today. Brilliant defending all season, but often the goals haven't been there.


I was thinking about you yesterday. Newcastle's decisive win over Man U's loss leapfrogged Newcastle from 5th to 3rd:




Spurs play Everton this afternoon -- a match should win. If they do, they'll return to 3rd place, two points clear of Newcastle and Man U. But Newcastle have two matches in hand.

Either way, the battle for 3rd-5th place should go down to the final weekend.








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Reply #1003 on: April 03, 2023, 03:50:17 PM

I'm so happy Newcastle had some bite today. Brilliant defending all season, but often the goals haven't been there.


I was thinking about you yesterday. Newcastle's decisive win over Man U's loss leapfrogged Newcastle from 5th to 3rd:




Spurs play Everton this afternoon -- a match should win. If they do, they'll return to 3rd place, two points clear of Newcastle and Man U. But Newcastle have two matches in hand.

Either way, the battle for 3rd-5th place should go down to the final weekend.





Thanks for the screenshot, now I remember that even Brighton could get involved. How Potter probably wishes he never would've left for Chelsea..



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Reply #1004 on: April 03, 2023, 05:03:57 PM
Forget Arsenal, Man City, Newcastle and the rest of the boring Premiership. The future is Rob & Ryan's Wrexham!!!



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Reply #1005 on: April 03, 2023, 05:51:32 PM
How Potter probably wishes he never would've left for Chelsea..

Doubly so now. His weird team selections was probably holding them back

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Reply #1006 on: April 03, 2023, 09:11:29 PM
It's also next to impossible to get a coherent squad when they buy anyone that kicked a football at some point in tjeir lives.  Boehly will kill off Chelsea



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Reply #1007 on: April 09, 2023, 09:30:53 PM
The title race just got tighter, it’s going to be a great race to the finish!




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Reply #1008 on: April 10, 2023, 03:45:13 PM

The title race just got tighter, it’s going to be a great race to the finish!





And don't forget that City has a game in hand.





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Reply #1009 on: April 10, 2023, 03:48:24 PM



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Reply #1010 on: April 10, 2023, 04:14:30 PM
Maybe they should postpone the Man City - Arsenal fixture until the end of the season  ;D



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Reply #1011 on: April 11, 2023, 11:23:09 AM
The title race just got tighter, it’s going to be a great race to the finish!



Pretty tight at the bottom as well.  10 points cover 9 teams.

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Reply #1012 on: April 11, 2023, 11:10:36 PM


City beat Bayern Munich 3-0 in the first leg of the Champions League tie!!




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Reply #1013 on: April 12, 2023, 12:01:23 AM
I was watching while Haaland made his spectacular bicycle goal.

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Reply #1014 on: April 12, 2023, 04:53:55 AM
I was watching while Haaland made his spectacular bicycle goal.

Yes, he’s quite a goal scoring machine! To say he’s an incredible player is such an understatement - just amazing!



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Reply #1015 on: April 12, 2023, 12:49:18 PM
I was watching while Haaland made his spectacular bicycle goal.

Yes, he’s quite a goal scoring machine! To say he’s an incredible player is such an understatement - just amazing!

I would like to see some statistics about how many goals he scores with his first touch.  He seems such an instinctive goal scorer and is possibly less effective if he has to take a second or more touches to control the ball.


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Reply #1016 on: April 12, 2023, 02:19:03 PM
I was watching while Haaland made his spectacular bicycle goal.

Yes, he’s quite a goal scoring machine! To say he’s an incredible player is such an understatement - just amazing!

I would like to see some statistics about how many goals he scores with his first touch.  He seems such an instinctive goal scorer and is possibly less effective if he has to take a second or more touches to control the ball.

That would be interesting to analyze, I don’t know what the ratio would be on first touch vs second or more touches. He is always in the right place at the right time, it’s uncanny his ability to score regardless of the opponent or situation.



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Reply #1017 on: April 12, 2023, 02:20:18 PM


Haaland has 45 goals in 39 games (all competitions) so far, including 11 goals in 7 Champions League matches. Just 22 years old!
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Reply #1018 on: April 13, 2023, 02:21:16 PM
He still has a way to go to beat the all time UK record of 66 in a season and the European record of 73 in a season.














Dixie Dean and Lionel Messi respectively.

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Reply #1019 on: April 13, 2023, 04:09:04 PM
Feeling a little nostalgic seeing Serie A still has three teams left in the Champions League. I don't know if a Milan derby is possible for the final, but that would be fun.