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Reply #880 on: December 03, 2022, 07:56:03 PM
God tier shitposting on Twitter

President Biden posted a tweet earlier today, where he said in a video, "It's called soccer. Go USA! You guys are going to do it!"

Mark Rutte, the prime minister of the Netherlands, retweeted that after the match and said, "Sorry Joe, football won."

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Reply #881 on: December 03, 2022, 08:29:04 PM

I watched the match in a local pub that was packed with people (including several Dutch fans decked in Orange). I got there around 9:30 am and ordered my first beer.

That's a record for me.





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Reply #882 on: December 04, 2022, 03:43:15 PM

If Pulisic had taken that chance on 2 minutes the Netherlands wouldn't have been able to play their counter-attacking game so easily.


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Reply #883 on: December 04, 2022, 03:50:18 PM
According to my sunday paper Pele is not in palliative care (this was an errorr on the part of a Brazilian news feed) although he is in hospital and in a stable condition.

This should end the GOAT debate Pele doing everything your favourite player does, first.

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Reply #884 on: December 04, 2022, 04:09:10 PM
Love that Pele video  ;D



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Reply #885 on: December 04, 2022, 04:25:42 PM
Pele always looked on football as a chess game, knowing where players will be two or three passes away.

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Reply #886 on: December 05, 2022, 03:08:43 AM
Well, that's Australia, USA, Senegal and Poland out.

England v France in one of the quarter finals. It doesn't always play out as anticipated (remember Germany's 7-1 v Brazil?  :emot_laughing:), but it has the makings of a cracker.

Netherlands v Argentina too - Denis Bergkamp!!!!
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Reply #887 on: December 05, 2022, 02:59:40 PM
I agree, Colin. Two good matches. Can England stop Mbappe?

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Reply #888 on: December 05, 2022, 10:12:46 PM
Oopsy, South Korea is going to be walking funny for a while  ;D



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Reply #889 on: December 06, 2022, 03:34:45 PM
Would like to see a match between Brazil and France. 

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Reply #890 on: December 06, 2022, 05:41:14 PM
Would like to see a match between Brazil and France.

I wouldn't  ;D

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Reply #891 on: December 06, 2022, 06:02:01 PM
Would like to see a match between Brazil and France.

I wouldn't  ;D

I know. Was jumping the gun. ;D

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Reply #892 on: December 06, 2022, 06:36:39 PM
I was also, thinking the next match would be between Portugal and Spain for sure  :o

Morocco and Spain going to penalties now...



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Reply #893 on: December 06, 2022, 06:49:23 PM
Morocco wins over Spain, in penalty kicks.

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Reply #894 on: December 06, 2022, 06:50:57 PM
OMG.  Spain's penalties as bad as Japan's  :o

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Reply #895 on: December 06, 2022, 06:51:28 PM
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Reply #896 on: December 06, 2022, 06:56:45 PM
Morata, De Bruyne and (best of all) Suarez all reduced to tears. Come on Switzerland we want to see Ronaldo cry as well.


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Reply #897 on: December 06, 2022, 07:15:15 PM

Morata, De Bruyne and (best of all) Suarez all reduced to tears. Come on Switzerland we want to see Ronaldo cry as well.


I was just thinking the same thing. I'd love to see Switzerland win 2-0 or 3-0, sending Ronaldo home with his single goal.





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Reply #898 on: December 07, 2022, 04:03:21 AM
Portugal coach Fernando Santos dropped Cristiano Ronaldo and was rewarded with a hat-trick from replacement Goncalo Ramos as his side put Switzerland to the sword on Tuesday.
Pepe, Raphael Guerreiro and Rafael Leao also got on the scoresheet while Manchester City defender Manuel Akanji pulled one back for Switzerland, 6-1.

Portugal’s impressive victory means they will now play Morocco in the quarter-finals — with either reigning world champions France or England waiting in the next stage.

So you all got both what you wanted. A Portugal win without Rolando.

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Reply #899 on: December 07, 2022, 04:12:08 PM
Rumors have it that Ronaldo will sign with a Saudi team for $200 million.  Pretty desolate place to be playing for a man who is used to the limelight.


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