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How many Assholes do we got on this ship, anyhow?


« on: March 11, 2019, 07:04:22 PM »



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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2019, 08:03:58 PM »

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!"
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2019, 02:37:42 PM »

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!"

Well at least it was only Vogon poetry and not the work of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings.
(shudder)
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