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Reply #80 on: May 19, 2019, 11:55:10 AM

Sunday May 19th

    National May Ray Day
    National Devil’s Food Cake Day
    Take Your Parents To The Playground Day (Third Sunday in May)

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Reply #81 on: May 19, 2019, 10:32:34 PM
What is National May Ray Day?


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Reply #82 on: May 19, 2019, 11:02:16 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 19, 2019, 10:32:34 PM
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What is National May Ray Day?


When I saw that, I thought it was a typo and it should have been National Man Ray Day. Which would be a day to celebrate either the famous artist, or one of my favorite villains from Spongebob Squarepants.

Then I thought maybe it wasn't a typo, and it was a day to celebrate nude sunbathing, where we could expose out pale bodies to the warming rays of the son.

Then I googled it. As one web site puts it:

There’s a saying that goes “April Showers bring May Flowers” that talks about the natural turning of the seasons and how the wonderful spring rains. Each year this turning of the page comes about bringing the awakening rains of early spring, and then the comfortably warmth and rich smells of May bursting into flowers. Unless you’re in New York, where sometimes it decides that May is a perfectly acceptable month to snow in, but that’s another matter. May Ray Day celebrates this turning of the seasons, and encourages you to get out and enjoy it!





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Reply #83 on: May 19, 2019, 11:17:43 PM
Nice to be able to bask in the sun again, Barb.

'Course here in Minnesota today it's raining and in low 40s.
Looking forward to May... sometime in June. :-[

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Reply #84 on: May 19, 2019, 11:38:11 PM
Quote from: Remington555 on May 01, 2019, 12:52:06 PM

MAY IS:

Celiac Disease Awareness Month
Correct Your Posture Month
International Drum Month
Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome Awareness Month
National Asparagus Month
National Dental Care Awareness Month
National Stroke Awareness Month
National Military Appreciation Month
National Motorcycle Awareness Month
Sturge-Weber Syndrome Awareness
National Mental Health Awareness Month
National Brain Cancer and Brain Tumor Awareness Month
Date Your Mate Month
National Foster Care Month
Older Americans Month
National Barbecue Month
National Bike Month
National Blood Pressure Month
National Chocolate Custard Month
National Chamber Music Month
National Cystic Fibrosis Month
National Egg Month
National Get Caught Reading Month
National Hamburger Month
National Inventor’s Month
National Lyme Disease Awareness Month
National Mediterranean Diet Month
National Photograph Month
National Recommitment Month
National Salad Month
National Salsa Month
National Strawberry Month
Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month
National Water Safety Month
Melanoma Awareness Month
National Moving Month

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Wait, how could we have forgotten:

MAY IS NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH!

I'm pulling my end! ;D

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Reply #85 on: May 20, 2019, 11:55:13 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on May 19, 2019, 11:38:11 PM

Wait, how could we have forgotten:

MAY IS NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH!

I'm pulling my end! ;D

My bad. I've sent a strongly worded email to the site I get this stuff from.  ;D

Thanks for giving us a hand RF.

Remmy


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Reply #86 on: May 20, 2019, 12:06:50 PM

Monday May 20th

    * National Be a Millionaire Day
    National Pick Strawberries Day
    National Rescue Dog Day
    National Quiche Lorraine Day

* Where do I sign up?

Little early yet for strawberries where I live.

Our rescue dog is the sweetest natured animal you can imagine. She still gets spooked by sudden loud noises though.



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Reply #87 on: May 20, 2019, 12:13:28 PM
Quote from: Remington555 on May 20, 2019, 11:55:13 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on May 19, 2019, 11:38:11 PM

Wait, how could we have forgotten:

MAY IS NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH!

I'm pulling my end! ;D

My bad. I've sent a strongly worded email to the site I get this stuff from.  ;D

Thanks for giving us a hand RF.

Remmy


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Remmy! Do you mean to say I've missed nineteen full days of the May Masturbation Month???
Good grief!!! My wrists are sure to be aching trying to catch up... note to self... must remember to change hands at 69... continuously... :aol_poundit:

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Reply #88 on: May 20, 2019, 01:44:12 PM
Vinney,

May 28th is National Masturbation Day so you can save up the next eight days.  ;D

So today we all can be millionaires? Nice.

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Reply #89 on: May 20, 2019, 03:13:07 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 20, 2019, 01:44:12 PM
Vinney,

May 28th is National Masturbation Day so you can save up the next eight days.  ;D

So today we all can be millionaires? Nice.

Hang on Rick... 67...68...69... Changing hands now...
Thanks for the ends up... Can't stop... I'm enjoying this too much... ;D

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Reply #90 on: May 20, 2019, 04:00:16 PM


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Reply #91 on: May 20, 2019, 06:36:07 PM
What was that saying from a few years ago?  Real men don't eat quiche... ;D

**hands vinney some lotion as he tries to make up for the days he has missed, what with this month being National Masturbation Month.  ;D ;D

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Reply #92 on: May 20, 2019, 06:38:48 PM
Real men eat frittatta.  Crust is for wimps.


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Reply #93 on: May 21, 2019, 12:51:52 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 20, 2019, 06:36:07 PM

**hands vinney some lotion as he tries to make up for the days he has missed, what with this month being National Masturbation Month.  ;D ;D

Why thank you Watcher... now all I need is one of our KB ladies to help me out and give me a hand... :roll:

Well - I can try!

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Reply #94 on: May 21, 2019, 02:49:03 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 20, 2019, 06:36:07 PM
What was that saying from a few years ago?  Real men don't eat quiche... ;D

**hands vinney some lotion as he tries to make up for the days he has missed, what with this month being National Masturbation Month.  ;D ;D

Quote from: vinney on May 21, 2019, 12:51:52 AM

Why thank you Watcher... now all I need is one of our KB ladies to help me out and gve me a hand... :roll:

Well - I can try!

vinney

I think you misunderstood, Vinney.   Watcher handed you the lotion so you could use it on him.   At least that's the way I interpreted it.

I'll leave now and give you boys some privacy.  Have fun.  Be sure to wear some safety glasses Vinney.

*Jules tosses Watcher a purple pill and exits out of this topic*

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Reply #95 on: May 21, 2019, 10:16:02 AM

Tuesday May 21st

    National American Red Cross Founder’s Day
    National Waitstaff Day
    National Strawberries and Cream Day
    National Memo Day

Dang. I thought at first that last one was MOTTO day. My motto is:

... At least life wants to fuck me.  :facepalm:

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Reply #96 on: May 21, 2019, 11:55:17 AM
Dang...I almost forgot about National Memo Day.  I thought I'd had a memo on that somewhere....... :roll:

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Reply #97 on: May 21, 2019, 12:20:27 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 21, 2019, 02:49:03 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 20, 2019, 06:36:07 PM
What was that saying from a few years ago?  Real men don't eat quiche... ;D

**hands vinney some lotion as he tries to make up for the days he has missed, what with this month being National Masturbation Month.  ;D ;D

Quote from: vinney on May 21, 2019, 12:51:52 AM

Why thank you Watcher... now all I need is one of our KB ladies to help me out and gve me a hand... :roll:

Well - I can try!

vinney

I think you misunderstood, Vinney.   Watcher handed you the lotion so you could use it on him.   At least that's the way I interpreted it.

I'll leave now and give you boys some privacy.  Have fun.  Be sure to wear some safety glasses Vinney.

*Jules tosses Watcher a purple pill and exits out of this topic*

Watcher tosses it back... Purple is not his colour... Then again... typical woman (sorry Jules) misunderstood - hold on, I've got to change hands again - but you're forgiven anyway...  ;D

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Reply #98 on: May 21, 2019, 03:29:32 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 21, 2019, 02:49:03 AM

I think you misunderstood, Vinney.   Watcher handed you the lotion so you could use it on him.   At least that's the way I interpreted it.

I'll leave now and give you boys some privacy.  Have fun.  Be sure to wear some safety glasses Vinney.

*Jules tosses Watcher a purple pill and exits out of this topic*


Watcher tosses the purple pill back to Jules.  Pill?  Pill? I don't need no stinkin' pill.  8)

MJ - please take a memo that Watcher does not use pills and that vinney and I were not engaged in oiling each other up... ;D ;D

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Reply #99 on: May 21, 2019, 05:45:33 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 21, 2019, 03:29:32 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 21, 2019, 02:49:03 AM

I think you misunderstood, Vinney.   Watcher handed you the lotion so you could use it on him.   At least that's the way I interpreted it.

I'll leave now and give you boys some privacy.  Have fun.  Be sure to wear some safety glasses Vinney.

*Jules tosses Watcher a purple pill and exits out of this topic*


Watcher tosses the purple pill back to Jules.  Pill?  Pill? I don't need no stinkin' pill.  8)

MJ - please take a memo that Watcher does not use pills and that vinney and I were not engaged in oiling each other up... ;D ;D


We were just rubbing Jules up...weren't we Watcher?  ;)

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