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Reply #40 on: May 16, 2019, 10:23:01 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 15, 2019, 09:19:18 PM

I think I could do Durango.  


I bet you could!

:emot_laughing:



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Reply #41 on: May 17, 2019, 12:59:19 AM

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #42 on: May 17, 2019, 06:44:05 PM


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Reply #43 on: May 17, 2019, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: IdleBoast on May 16, 2019, 10:23:01 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 15, 2019, 09:19:18 PM

I think I could do Durango.  


I bet you could!


And I'd pay cash money to watch...






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Reply #44 on: May 17, 2019, 08:29:34 PM
hahaha


Guess what we're watching next chance we get?
Golden Saddles.   It's all he's talked about since the campfire gif.
His oldest daughter has viewed it and will be watching with us.

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Reply #45 on: May 18, 2019, 01:36:31 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 17, 2019, 08:29:34 PM
hahaha


Guess what we're watching next chance we get?
Blazing Saddles.   It's all he's talked about since the campfire gif.
His oldest daughter has viewed it and will be watching with us.



I'd recommend 'Young Frankenstein' for next weekend, if you liked 'Blazing Saddles'.  ;D  It's safe for kid's ears, and hilarious for adults.

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Reply #46 on: May 19, 2019, 03:52:05 AM
Blazing Saddles, Jules.   Not Golden Saddles. 

Young Frankenstein is a great suggestion.   I think it should be a double feature.



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Reply #47 on: May 19, 2019, 04:02:51 AM

I like the sound of DurangoDom


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Reply #48 on: May 19, 2019, 04:04:00 AM
Quote from: DurangoDan on May 19, 2019, 04:02:51 AM

I like the sound of DurangoDom



DurangoDommed sounds better

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Reply #49 on: May 19, 2019, 04:20:55 PM
Quote from: DurangoDan on May 19, 2019, 03:52:05 AM
Blazing Saddles, Jules.   Not Golden Saddles. 

Young Frankenstein is a great suggestion.   I think it should be a double feature.




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Reply #50 on: May 19, 2019, 05:03:59 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 19, 2019, 04:20:55 PM
Quote from: DurangoDan on May 19, 2019, 03:52:05 AM
Blazing Saddles, Jules.   Not Golden Saddles. 

Young Frankenstein is a great suggestion.   I think it should be a double feature.





And look who gets to handle those knockers  :emot_laughing:



Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #51 on: May 19, 2019, 07:39:43 PM
Quote from: DurangoDan on May 19, 2019, 03:52:05 AM
Blazing Saddles, Jules.   Not Golden Saddles. 

Young Frankenstein is a great suggestion.   I think it should be a double feature.



Golden Saddles was the movie Donald Trump made in Moscow.   :emot_laughing:


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Reply #52 on: May 19, 2019, 11:25:31 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 19, 2019, 04:20:55 PM
Quote from: DurangoDan on May 19, 2019, 03:52:05 AM
Blazing Saddles, Jules.   Not Golden Saddles. 

Young Frankenstein is a great suggestion.   I think it should be a double feature.




Well worth knocking out a woo...  ;D

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Reply #53 on: May 20, 2019, 06:32:10 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 19, 2019, 04:04:00 AM
Quote from: DurangoDan on May 19, 2019, 04:02:51 AM

I like the sound of DurangoDom



DurangoDommed sounds better

DurangoDom sounds like a porn star in a BDSM film. I wonder who he has dommed recently..... 8)

DurangoDan sounds like a cowboy who wears a white hat and protects the virtues of the ladies. Wait...are there any ladies around still with their virtues intact?  ;D ;D

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Reply #54 on: May 21, 2019, 12:54:51 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 20, 2019, 06:32:10 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 19, 2019, 04:04:00 AM
Quote from: DurangoDan on May 19, 2019, 04:02:51 AM

DurangoDan sounds like a cowboy who wears a white hat and protects the virtues of the ladies. Wait...are there any ladies around still with their virtues intact?  ;D ;D
TUT TUT TUT Watcher... How could you ask a question like that? We all know the answer to that... :emot_laughing:
« Last Edit: May 29, 2019, 10:55:22 AM by vinney »

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Reply #55 on: May 29, 2019, 05:35:34 AM
Quote from: DurangoDan on May 19, 2019, 04:02:51 AM

I like the sound of DurangoDom

LOL, if Jules would let you, i’d Show you what a Dominant is really like.

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Oh yes, but you are safe under Jules’ protection.

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Reply #56 on: July 10, 2019, 08:27:51 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 29, 2019, 05:35:34 AM
Quote from: DurangoDan on May 19, 2019, 04:02:51 AM

I like the sound of DurangoDom

LOL, if Jules would let you, i’d Show you what a Dominant is really like.

big evil grin

Oh yes, but you are safe under Jules’ protection.

I'd be willing to lend him to you for a few days.

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Reply #57 on: July 10, 2019, 08:45:12 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 20, 2019, 06:32:10 PM
Wait...are there any ladies around still with their virtues intact?  ;D ;D

{Raises hand.}

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"No?"

Durango...  Pretty much any alliterative way to finish that is going to get you called Buckaroo.  Any Handle that ends in "Dom," tells the ladies to share their fantasies with him, just to see if he'll listen.
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Reply #58 on: July 10, 2019, 08:50:38 PM


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