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on: May 29, 2019, 07:21:09 PM
Florida Man Challenge: How To Play Wacky Headline Game

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If you didn't have the patience for the Mannequin Challenge and you lacked the moves for the Running Man Challenge, you just may have been holding out for the Florida Man Challenge to come along.

You won't get doused with ice water and you probably won't break anything — except possibly your computer — when you knock it over laughing.

It works like this: Simply Google "Florida man" followed by the month and day of your birthday. The entire challenge is based on Florida's well deserved reputation for crazy news headlines.

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Reply #1 on: May 29, 2019, 07:21:52 PM

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Reply #2 on: May 29, 2019, 07:34:54 PM
Florida man attacks ATM with hatchet, after it doesn’t accept his check






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Reply #3 on: May 29, 2019, 07:38:23 PM

Authorities arrest 22-year-old Florida man in connection with rapper XXXTentacion’s shooting death




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Reply #4 on: May 29, 2019, 08:02:39 PM

Authorities arrest 22-year-old Florida man in connection with rapper XXXTentacion’s shooting death




You could have picked something a little less dark.  :P

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Reply #5 on: May 29, 2019, 09:16:19 PM

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Reply #6 on: May 30, 2019, 03:43:10 PM
Florida man who reportedly bought an $8 million island arrested for alleged Kmart theft

Okay, so for some strange reason, mine's April 10. Was Florida Man interstate on April 4?

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Reply #7 on: May 31, 2019, 03:28:14 AM
Florida man who reportedly bought an $8 million island arrested for alleged Kmart theft

Okay, so for some strange reason, mine's April 10. Was Florida Man interstate on April 4?

Use the custom range search on Google.

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Reply #8 on: May 31, 2019, 03:45:32 AM



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Reply #11 on: May 31, 2019, 04:25:51 PM
I'm not sure what the challenge is here.  To find a day when the News wasn't reported in Florida?  It's Florida, the state of Florida.  Thye have News every day, and due to particularly lax journalism laws, they can read 9-11 transripts to find wierd stories.  That's it, that's all it is, the Weekly World News was from Florida, and if a man sticks peanut-butter in his penis, then someone is going to hear about it.

Florida Man kills himself, his room mate, and his dog in triple suicide.

I know, maybe the challenge is to see who'll give up their Birthday online!  I am a violently oppressed minority.  There are people who would just love to come to my house, and beat me to death for Jesus.  I don't give away personal information on the internet.

Also, why isn't this in Fun&Games?  Where's the argument here?  It's not controvercial, it's all fun&games.
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Reply #12 on: May 31, 2019, 05:37:26 PM

I'm not sure what the challenge is here.  To find a day when the News wasn't reported in Florida?  It's Florida, the state of Florida.  Thye have News every day, and due to particularly lax journalism laws, they can read 9-11 transripts to find wierd stories.  That's it, that's all it is, the Weekly World News was from Florida, and if a man sticks peanut-butter in his penis, then someone is going to hear about it.

Florida Man kills himself, his room mate, and his dog in triple suicide.

I know, maybe the challenge is to see who'll give up their Birthday online!  I am a violently oppressed minority.  There are people who would just love to come to my house, and beat me to death for Jesus.  I don't give away personal information on the internet.

Also, why isn't this in Fun&Games?  Where's the argument here?  It's not controvercial, it's all fun&games.


I think the word "wacky" in the OP was a giveaway...






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Reply #13 on: May 31, 2019, 07:23:55 PM


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Florida man drives jet ski on the street



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Reply #14 on: May 31, 2019, 08:17:07 PM

“There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is.”