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« Reply #30 on: October 24, 2019, 03:06:35 PM »

Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target

Is that what they mean by “snow balls”?  

Meanwhile, in other news...

Naked Florida man covered in Vaseline streaks through mall and takes a dump in cash register

The Florida man was screaming profanities and how Elizabeth Warren was going to tax him to death.
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« Reply #31 on: February 05, 2020, 03:08:27 PM »

Two men arrested for carrying a bagful of drugs in a bag marked Bag of Drugs
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https://www.thepostmillennial.com/men-arrested-for-carrying-drugs-in-bag-labelled-bag-full-of-drugs/
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« Reply #32 on: February 05, 2020, 05:31:27 PM »

I've long enjoyed Carl  Hiaasen's zany novels about inept criminals, usually set in Florida. Lots of laughs.

Now I know where his ideas come from...he just reads the paper. Cheesy
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« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2020, 06:56:56 AM »

https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/suspect-arrested-charged-after-reportedly-driving-van-into-republican-tent-in-walmart-parking-lot/77-7424cb8d-e9dc-415f-a5fa-ff8fd369f33e

Florida man uses ISIS tactic, drives a van thru a Voter Registration Tent.




I looked for the original Florida Man thread, was unable to locate.
I trust a KB Moderator will see this post, and put it into the Florida Man
thread, if that thread remains viable today. TY
Yes still viable.  Toe merged your post with original thread. - Jules
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« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2020, 02:44:43 AM »

Florida Man takes Trump cutout for support during dialysis.
 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/02/15/trump-cardboard-cutout-dialysis-treatment/

And since I mentioned Donald Trump, in the thread about Guns, there is a pic marked Exit Stage Left with an arrow pointing to Stage Right.
Didn't want to get into that thread. Hope you all understand.
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« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2020, 03:11:31 PM »

https://wwmt.com/news/offbeat/florida-man-gets-bush-whacked-struck-with-can-of-beans-by-local-deputy

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« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2020, 03:37:02 PM »


Ouch, that first throw hit him right in the head.
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« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2020, 03:44:27 PM »

there is a pic marked Exit Stage Left with an arrow pointing to Stage Right.
Didn't want to get into that thread. Hope you all understand.


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« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2020, 06:34:49 PM »

Here's a good one:

Florida man tried to escape cops by stripping naked. Ribeyes fell out of his pants.


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/18/florida-shoplifter-escaped-nude-steaks-falling-out-pants/4793159002/?utm_source=quora&utm_medium=referral


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« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2020, 03:39:32 AM »

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