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Remington555

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on: July 01, 2019, 09:53:11 AM

July

World Watercolor Month
National Anti-Boredom Month
National Baked Bean Month
National Bank Account Bonus Month
National Cell Phone Courtesy Month
National Culinary Arts Month
National Grilling Month
National Horseradish Month
National Hot Dog Month
National Ice Cream Month
National Independent Retailer Month
National July Belongs to Blueberries Month
National Picnic Month
National Plastic Free Month
Unlucky Month for Weddings
National Sarcoma Awareness Month


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Reply #1 on: July 01, 2019, 10:02:18 AM

Monday July 1st

    National Postal Worker Day
    National U.S. Postage Stamp Day
    National Creative Ice Cream Flavors Day
    National Gingersnap Day
    International Joke Day
    Canada Day
    Second Half of the Year Day
    National Zipcode Day
    International Reggae Day

My grandkids' favorite ice cream is Papa's Homemade Anna Breanna Banana. The elder two contributed their middle names to the flavor. We're still working on another flavor in honor of the two younger ones.

So, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. Bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"  :facepalm:
   
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Reply #2 on: July 01, 2019, 03:33:56 PM
A good day to listen to Bob Marley and the Wailers while munching on some ginger snaps.

The post office began zip codes in 1963. Most mail nowadays is pretty much junk mail.

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Reply #3 on: July 01, 2019, 04:53:36 PM
To my friends to the north, Happy Canada Day!







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Reply #4 on: July 01, 2019, 09:46:31 PM
Jed, I can't quite make out what her tat says just above her bottom bikini piece. Could you enlarge that area for us with limited eyesight? Thank you.  8)

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Reply #5 on: July 01, 2019, 10:51:57 PM
Jed, I can't quite make out what her tat says just above her bottom bikini piece. Could you enlarge that area for us with limited eyesight? Thank you.  8)



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Reply #6 on: July 01, 2019, 11:05:54 PM
Project, Protect?  I can't make it out either, but I'm guessing Respect, because it's a common enough tramp stamp.  Maybe she got creative and had it put on the other side?



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Reply #7 on: July 01, 2019, 11:38:01 PM
Project, Protect?  I can't make it out either, but I'm guessing Respect, because it's a common enough tramp stamp.  Maybe she got creative and had it put on the other side?

No, that’s where your name goes.




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Reply #8 on: July 01, 2019, 11:50:39 PM
I was always fond of the arrow pointing down. 



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Reply #9 on: July 02, 2019, 12:08:43 AM
Jed, I can't quite make out what her tat says just above her bottom bikini piece. Could you enlarge that area for us with limited eyesight? Thank you.  8)



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Jayde Nicole is a small town girl from Port Perry, Ontario in Canada. According to her website, the Playmate has a small tattoo that says "respect" on her lower stomach. She claims she got it after a bad relationship, to remind her that she deserves the best.

« Last Edit: July 02, 2019, 02:28:17 AM by RopeFiend »

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Reply #10 on: July 02, 2019, 12:10:55 AM
Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.

Awesome job Rope.



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Reply #11 on: July 02, 2019, 01:09:23 AM
Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.

Something never said about me.   :(



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Reply #12 on: July 02, 2019, 01:53:12 AM


Awesome job Rope.


I agree, and I didn’t even notice.  LOL

And Psi, I did know a stripper many years ago that had an arrow pointing down with the words ‘Joy Box’.  She would walk around asking men if they wanted to slip something in her Joy Box.  I know the dollars I slipped there allowed my fingers to linger.



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Reply #13 on: July 02, 2019, 02:04:06 AM
"It's not a coin slot."



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Reply #14 on: July 02, 2019, 02:25:40 AM

Ohhhhh, Canada!


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Reply #15 on: July 02, 2019, 09:19:49 AM
Tuesday July 2nd

    National Anisette Day
    National I Forgot Day

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---> Month long observations during July

« Last Edit: July 02, 2019, 09:27:26 AM by Remington555 »



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Reply #16 on: July 02, 2019, 01:31:16 PM
Remey...are you celebrating "I Forgot Day" by forgetting to include:

World UFO Day

https://nationaltoday.com/world-ufo-day/

So find a lonely country road tonight and do your own UFO watch.  It may help to have another person as a witness too.  If that person is someone you like to "have fun" with, all the better.

I usually go alone...in case I'm taken to the Mother Ship to be probed.  Don't want to have somebody waiting while I'm having fun...I mean I've read the stories on line of what happens on those space ships!  Gotta be true right! :emot_laughing:

OK, now my TRUE story.

August 1965, I'm in the third day of my new job at a radio station in central Iowa, just out of broadcasting school.  There is someone else there to keep an eye on me and get me adjusted to station policies etc. 

I take a call and a woman who wants to know about the strange lights in the sky.  I mumble something to her and hang up.  Just then the other person with me comes in and says, "Hey, I just got a couple calls about lights in the sky."

Before I can comment another call and it's the police department. The officer says they're getting calls too. While on the line with him I hear the police radio in the background and one of the patrol cars is calling in about lights in the sky they were seeing.

So off to the fire escape we go...and there they are. :emot_weird:
Three sets of lights.  One bright white light in the center and two red lights above, two red lights below the white light.  Three groups, one about the height of a low flying small airplane the other two much higher.  They just hovered there for 15 to 20 minutes then started moving to the east and were soon out of sight.

There was a brief mention on the AP newswire the next day and it mentioned lights were also seen over Indiana and Ohio that night.  Also just a few years ago a local Minneapolis talk show started in on the UFO topic.  One caller came on and talked about seeing the same lights I saw in...Yes...August 1965.

People...the truth is out there.  I offer no explanation of what I saw and no official "coverup" was offered by the Air Force.  All I can say was the objects were flying and they remained unidentified.

PS, when I first got on the internet that event was one of the first things I searched for.  I've never found any record on line. So, who's covering it up!
 

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Reply #17 on: July 02, 2019, 02:38:37 PM
Occam's Teacup.  "IDK what it is, it must be aliens from outer space!"  If you search long enough, you'll find the answer you're looking for all along.



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Reply #18 on: July 02, 2019, 04:06:27 PM
I saw a UFO too, when I was a boy probably around 8 years old.  The whole damn neighborhood was outside looking at the green light above the mountain I still hunt on.  Adults were saying reasonable things like, “Maybe the Air Force is testing something?”

Did I think it was aliens then?  I was already a huge SciFi fan, so I found the possibility exciting.  The surprising thing was how quickly everyone lost interest.  Even I eventually went inside, and it was gone when I checked later.

Somewhere back in 1970 or whenever it was, some guys up on the mountain jacklighting deer or something with a green light were probably having fun shining it on the low clouds.



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Reply #19 on: July 02, 2019, 05:59:41 PM
The universe is way too big for this stupid little planet full of xenophobes to be the only sentient life out there. 

[sarcasm, possibly]

They probably have seen how we treat ourselves and our planet and saying, "Yeah, there's no fucking way we are helping those assholes out."

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