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Reply #20 on: July 02, 2019, 06:27:32 PM
Quote from: Athos_131 on July 02, 2019, 05:59:41 PM
The universe is way too big for this stupid little planet full of xenophobes to be the only sentient life out there.  

They probably have seen how we treat ourselves and our planet and saying, "Yeah, there's no fucking way we are helping those assholes out."

I like to think (Without investing any belief) that they saw the way we broadcast our xenophobia.  If you put yourself in their, well they probably don't have shoes as such, but place.  The metamessage for the past 83 years has been "Come to Earth, we'll kick your ass!"  You'd think that the planet that invented marketing could come up with more than one statement to the universe at large.

Looking at that, The War of the Worlds through Independence Day: Resurgence, I'd be willing to bet that if they do come here, it'll be armed.  Not to swing by Old Man Otis' cabin, and make "Beep Beep" noises with deelie boppers on their heads.

We challenged the universe to an Invasion.  Don't be surprised when they do show up, ready for a fight.  After all, we're literally asking for it.


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Reply #21 on: July 02, 2019, 06:31:07 PM
And Jeff Goldblum is getting kinda old to be saving us.


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Reply #22 on: July 02, 2019, 06:33:56 PM


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Reply #23 on: July 02, 2019, 07:23:23 PM
I believe any species capable of interstellar travel would have weapons that would decimate us without breaking a sweat.

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Reply #24 on: July 03, 2019, 09:39:48 AM
Quote from: Athos_131 on July 02, 2019, 07:23:23 PM
I believe any species capable of interstellar travel would have weapons that would decimate us without breaking a sweat.

#Resist

And be able to deploy them without coming anywhere near the planet.

In the 1950's we were advised (in case of an incoming atom bomb) to "cover your head and kiss your ass goodbye".

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Reply #25 on: July 03, 2019, 09:43:06 AM

Wednesday July 3rd

    National Fried Clam Day
    National Eat Your Beans Day
    National Chocolate Wafer Day
    Air Conditioning Appreciation Day
    Disobedience Day
    Compliment Your Mirror Day
    Stay Out Of The Sun Day
    International Plastic Bag Free Day

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Reply #26 on: July 03, 2019, 02:19:58 PM
Disobedience Day

No! No! No!  I will not...nope... never.  Ain't gonna happen! No way am I going to celebrate this day.  Nada. Nyet. Non.  It won't happen. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #27 on: July 03, 2019, 03:53:57 PM
Damn, already got dinner planned and now I want fried clams.


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Reply #28 on: July 03, 2019, 04:10:16 PM
I appreciate our air conditioning, especially this past week with all the rain we have had making our humidity percentage soar up into the 70s.

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Reply #29 on: July 04, 2019, 01:08:39 AM
Quote from: Remington555 on July 03, 2019, 09:43:06 AM

Wednesday July 3rd

    Air Conditioning Appreciation Day

Remmy


Good timing on that one... I just had the AC guy out yesterday to give my system an overhaul.  It wasn't running as well as it had been last year.  $60 later I'm appreciating the hell out of the air conditioning!  And saving a bit of energy, to boot: I'll recoup the service call cost over the next few months of Summer.

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Reply #30 on: July 04, 2019, 03:03:52 AM
LOL, I didn't even read that, and I managed to work it into the story for this morning. 


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Reply #31 on: July 04, 2019, 09:25:16 AM

Thursday July 4th

    Independence Day (USA)  :emot_USflag:
    National Barbecued Spareribs Day
    National Caesar Salad Day
    Independence From Meat Day
    National Jackfruit Day

Barbecued Spareribs Day versus Independence From Meat Day. Only in America.  :facepalm:

The sky is blue. BLUE, I tell you.

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Reply #32 on: July 04, 2019, 02:37:18 PM
LOL, meat isn't a drug.


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Reply #33 on: July 05, 2019, 09:29:26 AM

Friday July 5th

    National Apple Turnover Day
    National Graham Cracker Day
    National Hawaii Day
    National Bikini Day
    National Mechanical Pencil Day



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Reply #34 on: July 05, 2019, 04:23:48 PM
Do people still use mechanical pencils?

I salute National Bikini Day..... 8)

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Reply #35 on: July 05, 2019, 05:02:10 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 05, 2019, 04:23:48 PM
Do people still use mechanical pencils?

I do, but I'm weird.  So, I can't speak for anyone else.

Quote from: watcher1 on July 05, 2019, 04:23:48 PM
I salute National Bikini Day..... 8)



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Reply #36 on: July 06, 2019, 09:28:22 AM

Saturday July 6th

    National Hand Roll Day
    National Fried Chicken Day
    International Kissing Day
    Virtually Hug A Virtual Assistant Day
    Take Your Webmaster To Lunch Day
    Umbrella Cover Day
    Hop-a-Park Day (First Saturday in July)

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Reply #37 on: July 07, 2019, 12:15:07 PM

Sunday July 7th

    National Dive Bar Day
    National Father Daughter Take a Walk Day
    National Strawberry Sundae Day
    National Macaroni Day
    National Chocolate Day
    National Build A Scarecrow Day
    National Tell The Truth Day
    Global Forgiveness Day

National Chocolate Day? Isn't that every day?

Anyone ever actually built a scarecrow? I never have, but then, I'm a city kid.

Remmy

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Reply #38 on: July 07, 2019, 02:52:12 PM
Quote from: Remington555 on July 07, 2019, 12:15:07 PM
Anyone ever actually built a scarecrow?

For Hallowe'en once, arguably it wasn't a "Real" scarecrow, as it was designed to scare kids, and not crows.  I've lived in the city, and the country, but never on a farm with fields, where we needed to build or repare a scarecrow.  (Since the clothes are exposed to the elements, they have to be replaces periodically.)


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Reply #39 on: July 07, 2019, 03:45:38 PM
Do politicians know that today is National Tell the Truth Day?

I agree with you, remmy. Every day is Chocolate Day!  ;D

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