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Reply #80 on: July 14, 2019, 03:56:57 PM
MJ is celebrating both National Nude Day and National Tape Measure Day by going around measuring all the guys here at KB.  ;D

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Reply #81 on: July 14, 2019, 05:15:37 PM
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Reply #82 on: July 14, 2019, 05:20:52 PM
Yeah Watcher...she just left me.  Was mumbling something about she came up short with that one.  ???  ???
I'm not sure what she meant. :facepalm:

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Reply #83 on: July 14, 2019, 06:21:22 PM


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Reply #84 on: July 14, 2019, 06:42:23 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 14, 2019, 03:56:57 PM
MJ is celebrating both National Nude Day and National Tape Measure Day by going around measuring all the guys here at KB.  ;D

How do you get them up, to get a maximum measurement?  I mean, with all the pedophiles here, no kids, and the ban on illegal images.  It wouldn't be too hard, which is kinda the problem.

6 5/8"s, in case you're wondering.  With a 44 A bust.


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Reply #85 on: July 15, 2019, 02:27:46 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 14, 2019, 03:56:57 PM
MJ is celebrating both National Nude Day and National Tape Measure Day by going around measuring all the guys here at KB.  ;D

mmm-hmmm

The results are: 
3-1/2", 5", 4-3/4", 5-1/4", 6", 3-3/4", 6-5/8", 4-1/2", 2", 2 people at 5-3/4", 7.

Not saying who was who.

But, the person that measured in at 2" kept saying,
"I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold."   Then kept saying "Shrinkage!   I was experiencing significant shrinkage."

I asked my friend Elaine what that meant.  She didn't know.

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Reply #86 on: July 15, 2019, 04:29:35 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 15, 2019, 02:27:46 AM

Not saying who was who.


Thanks for not including my measurements.  Or Rope’s.


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Reply #87 on: July 15, 2019, 12:07:00 PM

Monday July 15th

    National Give Something Away Day
    National I Love Horses Day
    National Tapioca Pudding Day
    National Pet Fire Safety Day
    National Get Out of the Dog House Day (Third Monday in July)
    National Gummi Worm Day
    National Orange Chicken Day
    Amazon Prime Day

Haven't had orange chicken for a while so I'll fix that tonight.

Where are you Elizabeth? I miss hearing about your horses.

Remmy

---> Month long observations during July


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Reply #88 on: July 15, 2019, 12:13:38 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 15, 2019, 02:27:46 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 14, 2019, 03:56:57 PM
MJ is celebrating both National Nude Day and National Tape Measure Day by going around measuring all the guys here at KB.  ;D

mmm-hmmm

The results are: 
3-1/2", 5", 4-3/4", 5-1/4", 6", 3-3/4", 6-5/8", 4-1/2", 2", 2 people at 5-3/4", 7.

Not saying who was who.

But, the person that measured in at 2" kept saying,
"I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold."   Then kept saying "Shrinkage!   I was experiencing significant shrinkage."

I asked my friend Elaine what that meant.  She didn't know.


On that last measurement, if you dig the ruler a little more into my groin, you can get another 1/2”.  OK OK, maybe it’s only another 1/4”.


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Reply #89 on: July 15, 2019, 01:19:20 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on July 15, 2019, 04:29:35 AM
Thanks for not including my measurements.

I told you I don't kiss and tell, baby.

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Reply #90 on: July 15, 2019, 02:57:15 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 15, 2019, 01:19:20 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on July 15, 2019, 04:29:35 AM
Thanks for not including my measurements.

I told you I don't kiss and tell, baby.


Kiss where?  Wait a second, how did you take these measurements again?


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Reply #91 on: July 15, 2019, 03:17:26 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 15, 2019, 01:19:20 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on July 15, 2019, 04:29:35 AM
Thanks for not including my measurements.

I told you I don't kiss and tell, baby.

If you kissed while measuring I am sure some of those measurements would have increased. Just saying.  ;D ;D

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Reply #92 on: July 15, 2019, 03:19:50 PM
Quote from: Remington555 on July 15, 2019, 12:07:00 PM

Monday July 15th

    National I Love Horses Day


Where are you Elizabeth? I miss hearing about your horses.

Remmy


Besides Liz, I know of another member here who also loves horses. A big  :emot_kiss: goes out to her.


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Reply #93 on: July 15, 2019, 03:44:36 PM
Congrats Jules on the good job of doing all the measurements.
We have a wide selection here to choose from. 

WOW! You not only listed me first, but added an extra half inch! Woo for that, but dang...did you have to press in so hard with the ruler. You left a mark. Come back and kiss it to make it better. ;D

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Reply #94 on: July 15, 2019, 05:19:13 PM
Did msslave even register on the tape?

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Reply #95 on: July 15, 2019, 05:36:42 PM
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Did msslave even register on the tape?



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Reply #96 on: July 15, 2019, 08:07:06 PM
Quote from: staci on July 15, 2019, 05:19:13 PM
Did msslave even register on the tape?

Okay... Okay. So Jules felt sorry for me and tried to give me something to "brag" about.  Guess she felt sorry for me after falling on the floor laughing. :facepalm:

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Reply #97 on: July 15, 2019, 08:12:28 PM
Quote from: msslave on July 15, 2019, 08:07:06 PM
(For those who have been here several you may remember my first avatar...my little guy. I thought this was just a sexo site. Changed it soon as I learned there was much more to KB.)

So for those that weren't here in the days of your first avatar........ where might we find a copy of it?    I'm sure there is a file around somewhere.

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Reply #98 on: July 15, 2019, 08:15:43 PM
Quote from: msslave on July 15, 2019, 08:07:06 PM

Changed it soon as I learned there was much more to KB.)




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Reply #99 on: July 15, 2019, 08:46:43 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 15, 2019, 08:12:28 PM
Quote from: msslave on July 15, 2019, 08:07:06 PM
(For those who have been here several you may remember my first avatar...my little guy. I thought this was just a sex site. Changed it soon as I learned there was much more to KB.)

So for those that weren't here in the days of your first avatar........ where might we find a copy of it?    I'm sure there is a file around somewhere.

Well, it may exist....depending on what it's worth to ya. ;D

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