I guess its time I said hello. I have been lurking here and sometimes writing for about a year now. Pushing fifty, still only a little grey in the red, and yes in my bra size three children in, gravity and my breasts get along better than I would like, but if they are perky at fifty they are plastic.
I am that cheerful little community volunteer that you know from the Parent Teacher and community youth groups organizing camps and bake sales. I am the one who you would swear doesn't even know what those words are, let alone make stories using them in verb forms and combinations that would make a porn star review their contract limits. Well, don't judge a book by its cover. Conservative and repressed leads to a certain amount of overpressure and this is my relief valve.