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on: August 09, 2019, 01:48:18 AM
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Reply #1 on: August 09, 2019, 02:57:21 AM
Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Detroit Lions

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Patricia.....Motherfucker, you look like a beanbag chair with barbershop trimmings glued to it. Take a shower before you bitch out other people for lacking any self-respect.

Patricia.   He lost me when he acted like an ass in telling a reporter to have some respect for the process.

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Reply #2 on: August 09, 2019, 01:14:30 PM
Detroit Lions' preseason-opening loss to Patriots ugly in almost every way


New England 31, Detroit 3

Patriots Offense:   459 total yards   (Tom Brady didn't take a snap)

Detroit Offense:   93 yards


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Hail the colors Blue and Silver let them wave.
Sing their song and cheer the Gridiron Heroes brave,
Fighting for fame, winning the game,
Dashing to victory as they go.

Forward down the field,
A charging team that will not yield.
And when the Blue and Silver wave,
Stand and cheer the brave.
Rah, Rah, Rah.
Go hard, win the game.
With honor you will keep your fame.
Down the field and gain,
A Lion victory


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Reply #3 on: August 09, 2019, 11:10:45 PM

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Reply #4 on: August 09, 2019, 11:11:42 PM
Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Washington Redskins

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HEAR IT FROM SKINS FANS!

Chris:

I have a Redskins tattoo. People ask me if I lost a bet.

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Reply #5 on: August 22, 2019, 11:21:49 PM
Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Chicago Bears

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Mike Ditka is a piece of shit.



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Reply #6 on: August 25, 2019, 05:10:55 PM


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Reply #7 on: August 25, 2019, 05:19:25 PM
hahahaha, poor Andrew Luck




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Reply #8 on: August 25, 2019, 05:53:27 PM


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Reply #9 on: August 25, 2019, 05:55:29 PM

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Reply #10 on: August 26, 2019, 03:18:42 PM
Sports Illustrated has the Bears 7-9 this year and some of the local sports reporters are having a fit.  NFC Central will be a tough division this year. 

One cannot go by a team's preseason record. Many teams are rarely using their starting squads.

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Reply #11 on: August 26, 2019, 04:36:44 PM
The Bears have a bad quarterback and the NFL has a whole season of Matt Nagy's offense.  Last year they struggled to beat a lot of bad teams on a 4th place schedule, this year they play a 1st place schedule.

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Reply #12 on: August 26, 2019, 07:39:32 PM
Our QB has rarely played this preseason. The new kicker is getting more print then he is. Guess Da Bears are relying on their defense to keep the games close.

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Reply #13 on: August 26, 2019, 08:44:58 PM

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Reply #14 on: November 10, 2019, 04:01:15 PM
Lions will beat the Bears by 8.   Yep  you read that right Barb, Rich, and CG.   

Matt Stafford is going to have a HUGE day.

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Reply #15 on: November 10, 2019, 05:16:55 PM
Chicago is third worst in the league in passing yards per game, with only 205.4 on average. To make matters even worse for the Bears, the Lions rank second in the league when it comes to passing touchdowns, having already thrown 19 this season.



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Reply #16 on: November 10, 2019, 05:56:24 PM
For once, I’m confident my Redskins won’t lose this weekend.




It’s their bye week.  In other news, I might try and get tickets for next weekend.  I heard they can be had for $19.



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Reply #17 on: November 11, 2019, 02:42:16 AM
Lions will beat the Bears by 8.   Yep  you read that right Barb, Rich, and CG.   

Matt Stafford is going to have a HUGE day.

I told Dan I made the above statement.   He said to tell you all that I meant to say Lions +8. 

I didn't even know Matt was injured. :(

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Reply #18 on: November 11, 2019, 05:26:33 AM
Sorry about that loss MJ.  Cowboys just got upset at home by Minnesota.  Fugly.




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Reply #19 on: November 17, 2019, 10:25:33 PM
Sorry Jules!  I owe you a good pussy licking.