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Reply #860 on: September 08, 2023, 03:20:59 AM
The only upset will be Dan watching how many times I give you an orgasm.

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Reply #861 on: September 08, 2023, 03:40:49 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on September 08, 2023, 03:20:59 AM
The only upset will be Dan watching how many times I give you an orgasm.


That probably would upset him.  Well, 2 he would be okay with, but 4 or more, and he's pulling you off me. 

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Reply #862 on: September 08, 2023, 04:35:57 AM
Someone throw some cold water on these two. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #863 on: September 08, 2023, 05:38:24 AM
Well if everyone has come up for, the Lions won tonight. A squeaker...21 - 20.

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Reply #864 on: September 08, 2023, 12:45:18 PM

Fun game to watch. Detroit's first touchdown was set up by a fake punt, from inside their own 20. Pretty bold move.

Saw someone in the stands holding up a sign that said, "Jared Goff is undefeated against Patrick Mahomes." Gotta chuckle out of that.

In a post-game interview, Melissa Stark asked Jared Goff what this win meant to the team.

His answer, "It means we're one and oh, with another game to play next week."

Maybe the Lions can win all their games this year. That would make a certain member here very happy.




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Reply #865 on: September 08, 2023, 05:47:15 PM
Why is it called a touchdown when the ball isn't touched down like rugby?

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Reply #866 on: September 08, 2023, 05:59:27 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on September 08, 2023, 05:47:15 PM

Why is it called a touchdown when the ball isn't touched down like rugby?


Why is it called football when 95% of the time the players' feet never touch the ball?

American football is directly derived from rugby, and it borrowed the term from rugby. According to Wikipedia, in the early days of American football, players did touch the ball to the ground when they scored.





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Reply #867 on: September 12, 2023, 03:01:36 AM
Rogers knocked out early in his debut with an ankle injury.

UPDATE: Suspected torn Achilles for Rogers. MRI tomorrow.  He only played four snaps for the Jets.
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Reply #868 on: September 12, 2023, 02:02:40 PM
My dad is pissed about that. He said rodgers isnt even on the packers anymore, and hes still finding ways to screw us over. If rodgers doesn't play a certain percentage of games or snaps or whatever, green bay loses a draft pick or something like that.


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Reply #869 on: September 12, 2023, 02:49:00 PM
Guess who my fantasy quarterback is. 
Ugh

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Reply #870 on: September 12, 2023, 04:34:28 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 12, 2023, 02:49:00 PM
Guess who my fantasy quarterback is. 
Ugh

Does Tom Brady know you fantasise about someone else?

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Reply #871 on: September 13, 2023, 12:31:36 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 12, 2023, 02:02:40 PM
My dad is pissed about that. He said rodgers isnt even on the packers anymore, and hes still finding ways to screw us over. If rodgers doesn't play a certain percentage of games or snaps or whatever, green bay loses a draft pick or something like that.

There was an attempt…


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Reply #872 on: September 13, 2023, 06:05:08 PM
"He did it on purpose just so Green Bay loses that first round pick" - Shiela's dad Sept 12th 2023


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Reply #873 on: September 15, 2023, 04:37:18 AM
MJ drops Aaron from fantasy roster and picks up Russell Wilson

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Reply #874 on: September 15, 2023, 05:33:02 AM
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MJ drops Aaron from fantasy roster and picks up Russell Wilson

Woo.  He posted about his surgery today. Out for the season. Fucks GB out of a first round draft pick.

Bob, Vikings looked good tonight. Damn Jalen Hurts and the fucking Eagles. Good news for me is the Cowboys can probably beat the Jets.

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Reply #875 on: September 15, 2023, 12:53:30 PM
Tho' not a football fan I do like to see the home team do well. I guess there was some kinda questionable call last night but I didn't know that it made any difference to the outcome.  Looks like a lot of fumbles was a big factor.

I don't like how fans always like to blame the quarterback every time a game goes bad. There are a bunch of other people on the field too.

The Vikes have had other years with bad starts only to put things together and end up in the playoffs. Then the Minnesota curse goes into effect. No matter the sport, any Minnesota team that makes the playoffs seems to choke and gets eliminated soon.

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Reply #876 on: September 18, 2023, 06:49:19 PM
What superbowl half-time commercials should be like


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Reply #877 on: September 18, 2023, 06:53:35 PM
Cowboys are 3-0. Looking good. It will make the heartache that is November more intense than usual. Felt sorry for the Jets floundering without their gently pre-used $75M quarterback.

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Reply #878 on: September 18, 2023, 07:09:01 PM
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Felt sorry for the Jets floundering without their gently pre-used $75M quarterback.

That got a WOO.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #879 on: September 29, 2023, 02:23:23 AM
Big game on Thursday Night Football.  Lions and Packers. Who wants their pussy licked while we watch the game?

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