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Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.

“It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.”

However, Dr. Diana Gill of prescription service Doctor-4-U cautions against the perverse practice. “You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection,” Gill told the Sun. Not only that, but she claims a person with a fruit or latex allergy could be more susceptible to a reaction from a banana skin.

“A person with a banana allergy is more likely to be allergic to other substances such as latex or other fruits and vegetables,” she said. “So if you’re allergic to latex condoms you may also be allergic to banana skins.”

Gill’s not the only naysayer. One Reddit user recounted a harrowing, cautionary tale where he used a banana skin to masturbate and allegedly ended up “falling in the mess I made, hit my head on the toilet and barely lived to tell the tale.”

However, supporters of the organic orgasm inducer feel it’s too good to pass up. Subscribers to JackInWorld, the self-proclaimed “Ultimate Male Masturbation Resource,” gave the “banana man” 4.5 out of 5 stars with 359 votes cast so far. The site also provides a tutorial on how to perform the act and even advised warming the peel for added effect.

Commenters seconded these sentiments: “I have used the banana skin technique occasionally for many years (I’m now 78),” said one banana skin supporter. “The bigger the banana the better,” added another.

Banana peels aren’t the first unconventional items employed by pleasure-seekers. This past November, gynecologists warned women not to masturbate with electric toothbrushes because it “could cause trauma to the delicate vulval area.”

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Reply #1 on: January 25, 2020, 07:01:45 PM
This is a joke right? Because it's got me laughing hard.  Almost had margarita come out my nose

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Reply #2 on: January 25, 2020, 07:14:29 PM
This is a joke right? Because it's got me laughing hard.  Almost had margarita come out my nose

  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

It popped up on my phone this morning under Trending News. First I ever heard of guys using banana peels. Or women using electric toothbrushes...Now if this was April 1, I could see it as a joke....

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Reply #3 on: January 25, 2020, 07:58:56 PM
This is a joke right? Because it's got me laughing hard.  Almost had margarita come out my nose

  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

It popped up on my phone this morning under Trending News. First I ever heard of guys using banana peels. Or women using electric toothbrushes...Now if this was April 1, I could see it as a joke....

Uh, I can confirm electric toothbrushes get used for that.  :roll:



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Reply #4 on: January 25, 2020, 08:02:43 PM
This is a joke right? Because it's got me laughing hard.  Almost had margarita come out my nose

  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

It popped up on my phone this morning under Trending News. First I ever heard of guys using banana peels. Or women using electric toothbrushes...Now if this was April 1, I could see it as a joke....

Uh, I can confirm electric toothbrushes get used for that.  :roll:

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Reply #5 on: January 25, 2020, 08:33:10 PM
Dang...just when I hear of something new, the Doctors say don't do it. :facepalm:

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Reply #6 on: January 25, 2020, 08:50:30 PM
Hearing a lot of don't do this and that with this and that and I'm ok with it, but if they start talking about cucumbers...



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Reply #7 on: January 26, 2020, 12:26:28 AM
Hearing a lot of don't do this and that with this and that and I'm ok with it, but if they start talking about cucumbers...

They did... they said your should peel 'em first... ;D

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Reply #8 on: January 26, 2020, 02:43:06 AM
Hearing a lot of don't do this and that with this and that and I'm ok with it, but if they start talking about cucumbers...

They did... they said your should peel 'em first... ;D

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Reply #9 on: January 26, 2020, 03:15:47 AM
But can you fuck a cucumber with a banana peel safely?   :emot_laughing:



What kind of a depraved psychopath would want to do that?  :roll:



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Reply #10 on: January 26, 2020, 02:05:36 PM
But can you fuck a cucumber with a banana peel safely?   :emot_laughing:



What kind of a depraved psychopath would want to do that?  :roll:

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Reply #11 on: January 26, 2020, 02:11:56 PM
I would think that make clean up a lot worse.

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Reply #12 on: January 26, 2020, 03:52:32 PM
But can you fuck a cucumber with a banana peel safely?   :emot_laughing:




Uh, I can confirm electric toothbrushes get used for that.  :roll:


And yes for the toothbrush....



1.    Why is there an existence of a gif of a banana and cucumber?  And how on earth did you find it?     (I know.......rule 38 or something)

2.   This is not what I was thinking when electric toothbrush was mentioned.
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Reply #13 on: January 26, 2020, 05:07:05 PM
But can you fuck a cucumber with a banana peel safely?   :emot_laughing:




Uh, I can confirm electric toothbrushes get used for that.  :roll:


And yes for the toothbrush....



1.    Why is there an existence of a gif of a banana and cucumber?  And how on earth did you find it?     (I know.......rule 38 or something)

2.   This is now what I was thinking when electric toothbrush was mentioned.

I have never done the toothbrush thing. But I've caught it happening.  :roll:



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Reply #14 on: January 29, 2020, 12:45:28 PM
Enough of this banana skin crap.  Time to man up and fap old school. What's wrong with your hand...mine have worked just fine for so many years.

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