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« on: February 12, 2020, 11:18:20 PM »

[Author's Note: From the first moment I saw her she became one if my favorite Black celebrities. Not just because she was really good at what she did, but also because I thought she was hot as Hell! And long before Mya Wilkes said it on UPN/The CW's Girlfriends, she used to "Oh, Hell no" all the time on her television show. Some of you may guess who I mean, but you'll have to wait awhile in the story to find out who she is . . . ;-) I hope you enjoy this entry in my Black History Month event ~ G]
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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2020, 10:33:50 AM »

Oh, Hell No
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Disclaimer: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, VERY LOOSELY BASED ON REAL PERSONS. THE AUTHOR DOES NOT CONDONE MARITAL INFIDELITY OR THE ABUSE OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES.

If you had told me, say, fifteen years ago, things would turn out for me the way the have in 2020, I'd seriously have a hard time believing it. Life Does Not Imitate Art, I'd say [or at least think].
I might have believed [if I was some kind of super intellectual when I was nine or so], When You're Poor, You're Always Poor. Both of my parents worked in a supermarket when I was growing up. Dad was the Assistant Grocery Manager, and mom was the Health & Beauty Aids Manager. If you'd asked me about my grandparents, I wouldn't be able to tell you anything since neither of my parents ever talked about them.
When I turned sixteen, I of course took a job at the supermarket. I figured that's what I'd be doing for the rest of my life anyhow, might as well start then. I was trained as a cashier, and found I really was good at it. Six months later they made me the Night Front End Manager when the previous one quit. No one in my family had gone to College, and since I was going to be working in the supermarket business I didn't need College, right?
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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2020, 11:00:30 AM »

Now I'm no dumb guy. I'm just poor, and I'd accepted that life from early on. I could have gone to College, but why? My parents couldn't gave afforded the tuition, the books, room and board, and what ever other costs that would have been involved. And besides, what would I have studied? College would have been a waste of time.
My older cousin Joey was in the same boat. He worked in the same supermarket in the Dairy department. Neither one of us saw any other life outside of the supermarket business. Not that it depressed us. We'd accepted our lives, and we were happy. We'd hang out every Friday night after work, playing cards and listening to Rock music. What more did we want really?
By the time I was twenty-one, I was getting three weeks vacation a year. I decided to take off two weeks and stay in Florida with my uncle and aunt. I didn't know much about them, other than uncle Tony was dad's brother.
It was uncle Tony's idea to drive up and bring me back down. It was a twenty hour drive, he and my aunt took turns driving. They even let me drive some on the way down.
That was how I found out uncle Tony was in the Police Department. He was in fact a Lieutenant. While I was staying down in Florida, he and I got to talking, mostly him asking questions about my life. Eventually he got to suggesting that I go to the Police Academy and become a Police Officer.
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« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2020, 09:12:11 PM »

Uncle Tony told me our family came from a long line of Police Officers. But none of his [now adult] children wanted to continue the legacy.
"You're a bright, brave boy. I'm sure you'd do you're father's father proud," He said.
"My grandfather was a cop???"
"He sure was."
"You know, I think this is exactly what I need," I told my uncle.
While I was on vacation, he took me down to the Police Academy. I registered for the next course. When I went back, I was going to give my two weeks and then head back down to Florida, maybe permanently.
My cousin was the first one I told when I did get back.
"You mean I don't have to work in this shitty job for the rest of my life?!?" He asked. "Where do I sign up?"
I called uncle Tony and told him about Joey's desire to also go to Police Academy too.
"The more the merrier. We've got enough room for both of you, and I'll go register for him."
Joey gave his two weeks as well. My parents weren't too happy about it [his parents didn't care], but I told them uncle Tony had lined up better jobs down there [without mentioning what they actually were going to be]. That seemed to satisfy them.
Soon it was time to head down to Florida. We packed up my cousin's car and were gone. We both agreed we were never going back, no matter what happened.
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2020, 06:04:06 AM »

My uncle didn't really discuss what to expect at Police Academy. So neither Joey nor I had any expectations how it would go. Of course we knew it would involve more then what it took to get a simple supermarket job.
It turned out to be six months, Monday through Friday 8am to 5pm. But what it encompassed my cousin and I were able to handle. We were relatively intelligent with good memories, and both of us were pretty athletic. The six months seemed fly for me.
We graduated and hit the streets. We stayed with uncle Tony at first, until we found a place we could afford together. We worked a lot of nights and overnights as Rookies. Joey made friends with other Police Officers who introduced him to places to party and hot girls.
Me, I had my eye on making Detective. And I'd be eligible after three years. When I wasn't sleeping I was studying up during the day. But if I had a night off I'd go out. Not to party. I'd met a girl during my vacation before moving down here and we started going steady. At first she had no idea I was a Police Officer. She'd only known I was working at a supermarket up North in a supervisor position.
But eventually Pamela found out but seemed cool with it. That's what I'd thought, until after I took my Detective's Exam and passed the first time. Then I found out the truth.
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2020, 06:18:48 AM »

Pamela insisted she'd never been happy with me being a Police Officer. She had hoped it was a passing thing. But when I became a Police Detective she realized I was in for the long haul. She said she'd always be worried about what would happen to me and couldn't live like that. So she broke up with me.
I took it pretty hard. I'd never gone steady with a girl before, though I had dated a lot of girls. And I'd been considering popping the question to Pamela. I didn't know what I was going to do . . .

In the other hand, my uncle knew what he wanted to do. About my becoming Detective. He wanted us three to celebrate with a long weekend in Vegas. Joey was down for that. But I wasn't really in the mood.
Uncle Tony tried to tell me Pamela was just a girl and I needed to move on. I tried to tell him she WASN'T just a girl and moving on wasn't all that easy. Then my uncle tried another direction. He said maybe once Pamela had time to think about it she'd change her mind and come back to me. I could only hope, that was all I could do.
Finally I caved in. Maybe getting away for a while would clear my head. Uncle Tony arranged for the three of us to have Friday through Sunday off, with an early shift Thursday. We left after work Thursday on a non-stop flight from Miami-Dade airport to McCarran International Airport.
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2020, 02:42:31 PM »

Uncle Tony had a rental car waiting for us. We loaded up out luggage and drove to one of the well-known casino/hotels. My uncle got himself a room and Joey and I shared a room.
"My back's been a little stiff lately. I'm going to go up to my room, unpack and then go grab a massage," Uncle Tony said. "I'll meet up with you guys later."
My cousin and I went up to our room. He didn't even bother to unpack.
"I'm going to hit the all-you-can-eat buffet," Joey informed me. "Catch you later."
Not in any hurry, I unpack my stuff then went to the wall of windows, looking down over the city. There were lights everywhere, dozens, maybe hundreds of other casino/hotels. It was mind-boggling. And a bit too much. I quickly closed the curtains and turned away.
What was I doing here??? I didn't want to gamble, I didn't want to take in a show [well, maybe a Rock concert]. I looked at my watch. It was late - not that Vegas ever slept. But I decided to crash, hoping I'd feel differently in the morning, though I doubted it.
When I woke up in the morning, I did feel a little better, but still had Pamela on my mind. I saw Joey's luggage still on his bed and his bed still made. He'd never come back last night. Uncle Tony called me and invited me to breakfast. I changed my clothes and headed down to the dining area, texting Joey along the way.
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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2020, 11:38:01 PM »

"Where's Joey?"
I shrugged.
"He didn't come back to the room last night," I told my uncle as I sat down and grabbed a menu. "He'll meet us here."
I ordered three scrambled eggs with cheese, bacon and sausage with extra bacon and sausage, waffles and orange juice. If you think that's a lot, when my cousin showed up [declaring "I'm starving!!! and looking "bright-eyed and bushy-tailed"]], he ordered five eggs, hash browns, a triple order of bacon and sausage, toast, waffles, orange juice and coffee.
We discussed how we could spend the day as uncle Tony went over the possible things we could do. After breakfast, we jumped in the rental car and headed out. The day ended up passing fast, though not as fast as I'd have liked. I was kind of enjoying myself, being careful to pretend I was having a great time and not letting on that Pamela was constantly on my mind.
Late in the afternoon we returned to the hotel. My uncle and cousin wanted to shower and change, then hit a show. I told them I was going down to the casino for a while. Of course I was not going to go down to the casino at all. I left the hotel and rented my own car and drove around. I mostly drive around, trying to find something to do that would get my mind off of Pamela.
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2020, 12:00:48 AM »

It was dark when it finally hit me what I needed to do. I needed to get drunk. I needed to get totally wasted. So I pulled into one of the casinos and headed straight for the bar. Of course it was pretty crowded and loud on a Friday night. I found a stool at the bar, and began my journey to get plastered.
To be honest, I'd never drank alcoholic beverages before. But I quickly grew used to them, and quickly grew to like them. And boy, was I feeling good! People who love to drunk claim drinking can solve most of your problems [temporarily that is]. Turns out they were right!
The next hours became mostly a blur as I slowly grew more and more drunk. I was feeling no pain. I wasn't even worried about how I'd get back to my hotel, since I'd handed over my car keys to the bartender as soon as I'd sat down.
I lost track of time, and as I alraady said, much of it was a blur. At least until I heard that voice at my left ear.
"Excuse me . . ."
It was female. And there was a strong, sexy French accent.
"Is this seat taken?" She asked.
I turned to see a beautiful, dark-haired woman. She was very tall, maybe 5'9" to my 6'5". She wore a slinky dress that showed off her curves. It barely came halfway down her thighs, her legs very toned. And it was low-cut, showing off a lot of cleavage.
"Not at all," I said. "Please make yourself comfortable, milady."
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2020, 12:07:01 AM »

She smiled.
"Thank you," She said as she sat down, ordering up her drink. "I'm Alex."
"I'm Jim."
We shook hands.
For a while that was the extent of our conversation. After all, I wasn't looking to pick up a girl when I went in there.
I noticed she was throwing them back rapidly as I'd been doing.
"I see we're both here for the same thing I think," I finally said. "To get wasted and forget something or somethings."
She laughed, a very sexy laugh.
"I guess I am," She admitted. "Though it's not so easy to do."
"Maybe my boring story will help," I grinned.
"I'm sure it's not boring," Alex said, looking interested.
As best as I can recall, I gave her the cliffnotes of my life, leading up to my promotion [but leaving out a certain young woman].
"Congratulations!" The French beauty said, toasting me.
"Thanks. But I don't feel much like celebrating."
It's funny how getting drunk makes you say things to strangers you wouldn't tell you're own mother. I told Alex my longtime girlfriend left me when I got promoted and why she said she left me.
"But you worked hard to get where you are," Alex said. "She should have been happy for you. You are doing what you want to do, and clearly you enjoy it."
"Thanks," I grinned. Then I toasted her. "To you!"
"To me!" Alex laughed, raising her glass.
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2020, 09:40:05 AM »

Alex was throwing them back faster than I was, and soon caught up to me. I was glad to have someone to get inebriated with me. I was feeling alone since uncle Tony and my cousin couldn't understand what I was going through. But just getting drunk with someone made me feel happy.
"Hey, you never said what it was you were drinking to forget," I pointed out.
"You know what? I can't remember!" Alex exclaimed.
We both laughed.
"Well I just hope you weren't trying to forget someone who didn't appreciate you for who you are and left you," I said. "You are a great person and a good listener. Anyone should be able to appreciate that."
"Thank you," Alex smiled. "To me!"
"To you!" I raised my glass.
"To both of us!" She said.
As I said before, I wasn't looking to pick up a girl when I came in the bar. And I'd thought she was gorgeous when Alex came in herself, but by now I was finding her downright supermodel gorgeous.
"I'm not trying to hit on you, but you're more beautiful than my ex-girlfriend. And I love your accent," I said.
"Thank you. Wait. I have an accent?!?"
We both laughed.
"To my accent!"
"To your accent!"
We had a few more drinks between us in silence, before she turned back to me, giving me a mysterious smile.
"You know, I still can't remember why I came in here . . ."
"Then you're doing a good job," I toasted her.
We both laughed.
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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2020, 09:54:39 AM »

"But seriously, I'm sure I didn't come in here looking for anybody, you're company though made me feel a lot better," Alex said. Leaning closer to me, she lowered her voice and said, "When you told me how beautiful I was, that got me extremely horny."
Her hand crawled up my leg and groped my crotch.
"I'm feeling pretty horny myself now," I admitted.
"Good! Come up to my room and fuck me," She hissed in my ear hotly.
"I'll drink to that!" I said.
I paid my bill, she signed for her drinks as well as two bottles of Scotch we took upstairs with us. We drank from the bottles on our way up. When we weren't kissing or griping each other.
"I get the feeling I'm forgetting something . . ." Alex said thoughtfully. Them she shrugged. "It must not be important."
We made it to her room with our clothes still on. In fact we made it as far as Alex's bedroom before we started to undress each other and give each other drinks. Alex had a perfectly tanned body and her pussy was very hirsute.
She put one bottle of Scotch on one nightstand and I put my bottle on the other. Then she grabbed me and pulled me down on the bed wantonly.
"Fuck me," Alex slurred. "My cunny is so fucking wet . . ."
Fortunately she'd made my cock fucking hard, so . . .
I mounted her and she grabbed my cock, rubbing the head along her dripping slit before pulling it into her.
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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2020, 05:43:40 PM »

Damn, Alex was tight! Her body stiffened underneath me as I pushed into her. She gasped and moaned as her wet pussy sucked on my cock.
I started pumping in and out of Alex rapidly as she clung to me, pressing her large breasts against me. Her writhing body was soon convulsing as she started to cry out, alternating between French and English.
As her convulsions came more powerfully, Alex's head began thrashing from side-to-side as she shrieked in pleasurable delight. Her pussy suddenly spasmed, as she threw back her head and screamed in orgasm.
I kept on slamming in and our of her pussy, making Alex multiorgasm. Even when it finally faded, her body quickly built up to another. After four multiorgasms, Alex started getting all hot and sweaty. After eight or nine I was as hot and sweaty as she was.
Grabbing her around the waist, I rolled her on top of me, making her shriek in surprise and laugh. Sitting up, Alex began to ride my cock, moaning and groaning and writhing. She was never able to do it with the kind of force I'd fucked her, but she still made herself cum intensely, but not as long or as often.
Alex came another nine or ten times before I cried out and began erupting inside of her. She whimpered as I shot rope after rope deep up inside her wet, hot quim.
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2020, 06:03:14 PM »

I spurt out thirteen or fourteen times, before the flow petered out. Alex collapsed against me, both of us breathing heavy. My hands slid to her round, full ass cheeks and cupped them. She cooed softly.
After a few minutes, Alex rolled off of me. I pulled myself up into a sitting position and grabbed my body of Scotch, downing more than a few swallows. It tasted really good after all that exertion. Alex smiled, sat up and grabbed her bottle as well, taking a long drink from it.
She grabbed the sheet and pulled it up to our waists, as we leaned back, drinking and giggling and laughing, occasionally kissing as well.
"I haven't had this much fun in a long time," Alex admitted.
"Neither have I," I said, kissing her as I fondled her firm, high breasts.
"Not bad for a forty-five year old woman, eh?" She winked, giving me a lecherous look.
"Really? You're forty-five?" I asked incredulously.
Alex nodded.
I had new appreciation for her firm, youthful body. And I was about to tell her when the overhead light clicked on.
"Oh, Hell no," was the first thing I heard.
Fortunately it wasn't a man's voice.
But it was a voice I knew and recognized well. Not to mention the Oh, Hell no. THAT I would never forget.
"I knew I forgot something . . ." Alex said sheepishly. "This is -"
"Wanda Sykes?!?" I blurted out, interrupting Alex.
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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2020, 12:26:19 AM »

The first time I saw Wanda was in 2003. She'd had a sitcom on FOX called Wanda At Large. I was a big fan of the show, but especially of her. Later she co-starred on The New Adventures Of Old Christine, among other things.
I'd always thought Wanda Sykes was as HOT AS HELL. I loved her height only 5"2'. I really loved her measurements which I Googled: 36D-29-36. And that voice! So sexy . . .
You have no idea how many fantasies I'd had about Wanda Sykes, even from a young age. And here she was now, in Alex's bedroom . . . What WAS she doing here???
"Hell, yeah I'm Wanda Sykes!" The Black goddess shot back. "And THAT'S my wife you're in bed with!!!"
WANDA SYKES IS A LESBIAN?!? I turned to Alex. She was blushing darkly, holding the sheet over her [large but nowhere near as large as Wanda's] breasts.
"I told you I'd forgotten something . . ." Alex said sheepishly with an embarrassed smile. "Wanda, I'm sorry, it's all my fault, but I never meant to cheat on you! I had too much to drink, it was an accident!"
"Accident, my ass!" Wanda retorted, hands on her hips.
"You don't understand. I was mad at you. I tried not to be mad, tried so very hard," Alex explained. "Until finally I thought of getting drunk as a last resort. I wanted to forget I was mad."
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