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« on: August 22, 2020, 01:21:15 PM »

Similar to the game Sex and Dinner - a sentence for both.....


What might you say to a baby or toddler, that you might also say to a drunk friend?




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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2020, 01:22:03 PM »


We go pee pee in the toilet, not in our pants.
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2020, 02:35:41 PM »

The obvious that I've said to several friends, and my niece.

stop lifting your dress/skirt
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2020, 03:35:58 PM »

You need to wash your hands after touching that...
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2020, 05:08:51 PM »



stop lifting your dress


Keep that up young lady, and I’ll put you to bed.
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2020, 08:46:00 PM »

Please take your hands out of your pants.

You keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.

I am not playing that song again. We have heard it 15 times. Put on your pants.

Please hold my hand in the parking lot. I don’t want you to get hit by a car.

Yes, those are boobies, but it’s not nice to stare at them.
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2020, 03:45:00 AM »

Get down from there or you'll fall off and break something
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2020, 05:13:52 AM »

Don't run down the stairs!

 Roll Eyes
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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2020, 05:42:34 AM »

Are you crazy, of course you cant drive
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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2020, 03:32:09 PM »

Of course, being a father, this is an obvious one for me:

Put your pants on, or you won't be going out!

And also:

Get that out of your mouth, now!

...Although, are they just things you say to toddlers, not also drunk friends?
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« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2020, 01:00:10 PM »

No, you've had more than enough.
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2020, 12:40:24 AM »

Don't touch that!
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2020, 01:11:32 AM »

No you can't play with that, it's not yours
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2020, 01:47:06 AM »

Keep your clothes on!

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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2020, 03:03:29 PM »

Do not run with scissors.
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