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Reply #90 on: September 21, 2020, 12:28:50 AM
I actually enjoy the song.  I find it up beat and fun.  No kids so I'm not subjected to it on a regular basis like some would be.  :D

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Reply #91 on: September 22, 2020, 02:39:18 AM
Deep faking is getting way better than CGI.  :emot_weird:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfQ0og_x9OI

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Reply #92 on: October 08, 2020, 05:25:06 AM
When CJ was little, CJ's mommy took CJ shopping one day. While waiting for mommy to load the car with stuff, CJ was doing what all dumb blondes do... chew gum and play with it. But when CJ's mommy said it was time to go, CJ took the gum out of CJ's mouth and put it on a brick support pillar at the store. Over time, the store was turned into another store. CJ worked there a few months ago during the plandemic so CJ wouldn't ruin CJ's savings account.

That piece of CJ's gum turned to rock over the years and is still there. CJ told CJ's manager/friend about the gum, and now CJ's friend/manager wrote in marker near the gum "Cricket's gum" with an arrow pointing at it.

 ;D

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Reply #93 on: October 09, 2020, 11:40:39 AM
And now that ink will dry and become permanent, and everyone will wonder in a hundred years who the legendary Cricket was whose gum is immortalised on a pillar.

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Reply #94 on: October 09, 2020, 03:48:30 PM
Other than my kids, that piece of gum will be there long after I'm gone.

8)

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Reply #95 on: October 09, 2020, 04:35:59 PM
Long ago on the west side of Chicago there was a pizza restaurant named Scosttio's. Open late at night and offering the musical styling of an ancient organ player and lounge singer named Horatio. My friends and I would gather there late for pitchers of beer and industrial grade pizza. Not the best. Not the worst. But hot enough to burn the roof of your mouth every time.

I was not the first to make a remarkable discovery but I can attest to how long this little gem of a , shall we say 1970's version of an Easter Egg, remained ensconced in the "terlet" of Scossttio's. One friend came back laughing uncontrollably and announced to the table that we had to go up to the "terlet" and look under the square piece of plywood that was laying in one corner.

Being young and germ proof we each our turn, went and lifted this plywood square. Each returned cracking up and urged the next to go peek. When I did the deed I found under plywood portal keeper a pair of baby blue boxer shorts. Clean. Not visibly soiled , neatly spread out under the plywood.

A silly mystery at best and enough of an amusement for a group of stoned drinking snickering idiots to keep us coming back. For years. Those baby blue boxer shorts remained there. Never aging. Never being removed by the cleaning staff. Pristine in their repose. A harbinger of mirth with each new friend, date, or acquaintance to whom we revealed this memorial.

It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key.

 


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Reply #96 on: October 09, 2020, 05:56:59 PM
Where on the west side was the pizza place?  Near Harlem Ave?

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Reply #97 on: October 09, 2020, 06:52:16 PM
Were they yours Rick? Evidence of your sordid past.



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Reply #98 on: October 09, 2020, 07:56:21 PM
Were they yours Rick? Evidence of your sordid past.

Sordid past? Yes. But being the gentleman I am, those were definitely not mine. Plus, I never heard of the place.  8)

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Reply #99 on: October 10, 2020, 12:40:19 PM
Where on the west side was the pizza place?  Near Harlem Ave?
Probably between Narragansett Ave and Austin Ave. Also being a long time ago I can neither confirm nor deny my spelling of the joint's name. But if you were there you would never forget Horatio. As for the boxer shorts, what you do in your own time is your own business.

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Reply #100 on: October 11, 2020, 10:40:11 PM

It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key.


Perhaps they were Stalin’s.   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #101 on: October 13, 2020, 04:42:07 AM
Being blonde, CJ is already dumb enough. But I'm just good old fashioned dumb to begin with.

The dumbest thing I recently did was pour a bowl of cereal for one of the girls and poured water on it instead of milk. I'm not saying I was distracted and grabbed the wrong jug, I grabbed it and was so stupid I didn't notice it was water and not milk.  :facepalm:

Being the little sweetheart she is, she ate it anyway and didn't say anything till I noticed. "I don't waste the food you pay for. But it was kinda gross."  :facepalm:

Check before you serve your children cereal. Don't use water.  :roll:

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Reply #102 on: October 14, 2020, 02:02:48 AM
Well, silver lining to this cloud: she now knows what watered-down cereal tastes like.

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Reply #103 on: October 18, 2020, 01:51:59 AM
First sexting phones...




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Reply #104 on: October 18, 2020, 03:04:19 AM
First sexting phones...


I do remember actually sexting on that. I was 19, and it was with the girl I now call my best friend, then 18.

Yeah, those feelings for each other never really went away...

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