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Reply #105 on: October 18, 2020, 05:44:51 AM
There was a matrix themed phone.
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What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?


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Reply #106 on: October 21, 2020, 05:54:07 AM

What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?


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Reply #107 on: October 21, 2020, 09:14:21 PM
The Great Pumpkin will not play on network television this year, for the first time since 1966.  Apple TV bought the broadcasting rights.




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Reply #108 on: October 21, 2020, 10:19:26 PM
Meaning if you wanna watch it, it'll cost you $4.99 a month after a one week free trial.

The streaming shit is worse than cable TV.  :roll:

What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?


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Reply #109 on: October 22, 2020, 12:04:47 AM
Meaning if you wanna watch it, it'll cost you $4.99 a month after a one week free trial.

The streaming shit is worse than cable TV.  :roll:

I have it on DVD.  But sad to see another childhood memory go the way of the dinosaur.  And I hate watching anything on the small screen.  I know how to Firecast my phone on to the big screen, but really, why the fuck should I be required to do that?



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Reply #110 on: October 22, 2020, 12:05:15 AM
The Great Pumpkin will not play on network television this year, for the first time since 1966.  Apple TV bought the broadcasting rights.


Meaning if you wanna watch it, it'll cost you $4.99 a month after a one week free trial.

The streaming shit is worse than cable TV.  :roll:

If you have purchased a new iProduct recently, you should have it free for a year, plus they're extending it through Feb for the early free trial people
https://www.cordcuttersnews.com/apple-tv-free-1-year-trials-will-be-extended-through-february-2021/



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Reply #111 on: October 22, 2020, 12:12:57 AM
Netflix comes with my cable, and remarkably I can find and view things on Netflix.  That assuages my TV desires sufficiently.  It’s not even the cost, I just can’t be bothered to figure out more ways to see TV.  It’s more complicated than it’s worth.



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Reply #112 on: October 22, 2020, 02:46:57 AM
And everything is + now. Disney+ AMC+ Paramount+ ESPN+ Hulu+

What's next, PornHub+?  :roll: I think there's nothing left for them to +.  :roll:

What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?


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Reply #113 on: October 25, 2020, 06:07:49 AM
Wifey and I had a talk after she watched Deep Impact.

"Let's say this really happened, what would we do with the kids?"

"And astronauts didn't Kamikaze into the rock and save us?"

"Did you really have to use that word?"

"I would probably give them something in a drink, or in food that would, you know, put them to sleep and make sure they didn't wake up so when the rock hit the Earth they'd never know about it. Then I'd go outside and let the fire, or wave or whatever incinerate me or wash me away as punishment for what I did."

"But what if, like in the movie, the little rock hit and it didn't really cause any damage here, but then they did fly into the other one and blew it up and the world was saved and you murdered all the girls but they would have survived?"

"I'd blow my brains out. What would you have done?"

"Well, I wouldn't have been a child murdering lunatic like you and would have waited to see if the world would be saved. Only when I knew we were doomed would I have done what you would have."

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What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?


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Reply #114 on: October 25, 2020, 08:27:10 AM
Wifey and I had a talk after she watched Deep Impact.

"Let's say this really happened, what would we do with the kids?"

"And astronauts didn't Kamikaze into the rock and save us?"

"Did you really have to use that word?"

"I would probably give them something in a drink, or in food that would, you know, put them to sleep and make sure they didn't wake up so when the rock hit the Earth they'd never know about it. Then I'd go outside and let the fire, or wave or whatever incinerate me or wash me away as punishment for what I did."

"But what if, like in the movie, the little rock hit and it didn't really cause any damage here, but then they did fly into the other one and blew it up and the world was saved and you murdered all the girls but they would have survived?"

"I'd blow my brains out. What would you have done?"

"Well, I wouldn't have been a child murdering lunatic like you and would have waited to see if the world would be saved. Only when I knew we were doomed would I have done what you would have."

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Deep Impact and Armageddon came out the same summer.  I liked Deep Impact better.  Tea Leoni is gonna be my end of the world girl.



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Reply #115 on: October 25, 2020, 01:58:09 PM
Wifey and I had a talk after she watched Deep Impact.

"Let's say this really happened, what would we do with the kids?"

"And astronauts didn't Kamikaze into the rock and save us?"

"Did you really have to use that word?"

"I would probably give them something in a drink, or in food that would, you know, put them to sleep and make sure they didn't wake up so when the rock hit the Earth they'd never know about it. Then I'd go outside and let the fire, or wave or whatever incinerate me or wash me away as punishment for what I did."

"But what if, like in the movie, the little rock hit and it didn't really cause any damage here, but then they did fly into the other one and blew it up and the world was saved and you murdered all the girls but they would have survived?"

"I'd blow my brains out. What would you have done?"

"Well, I wouldn't have been a child murdering lunatic like you and would have waited to see if the world would be saved. Only when I knew we were doomed would I have done what you would have."

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Admittedly, what we say we would do during a life-threatening crisis like this would differ from what we would actually do, especially in this day in age where we have world leaders who would say, "The comet is not real" or "It's only a small comet; it won't hurt us." Then Jecinta Ardern comes on and says, "This comet is real, and it may very well fuck us up. We have a plan; come with us if you want to live."

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Reply #116 on: October 25, 2020, 02:13:47 PM

Dust off my old softball bat 8)

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Reply #117 on: October 26, 2020, 12:32:04 PM
Shiela I think that's the funniest thing I've seen all year!  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

WOO for you.



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Reply #118 on: October 28, 2020, 04:26:18 AM
"You know there is a real scary holiday coming up. Election Day!"  :roll:

I bet now that weed is legal almost everywhere this show makes sense.  :emot_laughing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCJ0D4pI0tI

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Reply #119 on: October 28, 2020, 03:57:06 PM
"You know there is a real scary holiday coming up. Election Day!"  :roll:

I bet now that weed is legal almost everywhere this show makes sense.  :emot_laughing:


Would you believe our state has one of the highest prices for weed? Figures.

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