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FaceInTheFrost

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In my case, "Do you want to come inside?" "Hot make out session" becomes "loss of virginity."



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Reply #1 on: May 20, 2020, 12:36:06 AM
“It’s too big.  Oh my god.  Oh.  Oh.  Oh!  It’s in!  Fuck me!  Fuck me harder!”
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Reply #2 on: May 20, 2020, 01:20:05 AM
"Beg me for it!" With a hand on my neck.  First time I heard it I couldn't shut up, just kept begging.

"Good girl" makes my entire body heat up.  Love it



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Reply #3 on: May 20, 2020, 01:53:42 PM
"Beg me for it!" With a hand on my neck.  First time I heard it I couldn't shut up, just kept begging.

"Good girl" makes my entire body heat up.  Love it


That’s because you are a good girl.



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Reply #4 on: May 21, 2020, 10:23:25 PM
We were relentlessly sexting the entire day, and she got stuck in traffic on the way back. She let me know that her panties were soaked. She called me from the car, and told me the entire car smelt of wet pussy while she masturbated in traffic.



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Reply #5 on: May 22, 2020, 06:41:54 PM

"Fancy another beer?"


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Reply #6 on: August 02, 2020, 03:03:52 PM
I had an ex girlfriend that once said "I really enjoy it when your cock is in my pussy and in my ass, but where it really belongs, is in my mouth."

I woke up every day for a year to her eating my ass out and giving me head.

She since past a few months after we broke up. I am still deeply in love with her, the sex was only second best to who she was as a person.



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Reply #7 on: August 02, 2020, 03:55:25 PM
I had broken up with my fiancee.  In the months that followed I gained about 20 pounds. Mentally, I was not feeling very good about life, and the weight gain I was not happy with.
I went to an engagement party of a friend at a bar.  Met one of her fiancee's friends, who I had met numerous times prior when I was engage.  We went on a few of dates.  I was self conscious about my weight and because of that and my breakup, was a bit hesitant with getting intimate with him.

We were at a fireworks display and I was leaning back into him between his spread legs.  We had a blanket over us.  He ran his hand along my sides, then down to the hem and under my shirt on my stomach.  I tensed up.  He sensed it.  He whispered in my ear, "You're so much more beautiful than before."  I asked him what he meant by that.  He said, "You were too skinny, I find you sexy as hell with these beautiful curves.  I could just devour you, you're so f*cking sexy now."  

He devoured me that night.


One of the more forward comments I had was when I was sitting with my sister and some of her friends at a downtown bar.  A guy walks up to the table and asks me to dance.  I did.  Out on the dance floor it went from a fast song to a slow song.  I thanked him and I went back to the table.  A few minutes later he comes over and asks if he can buy us all a round of drinks.  We decline.  He says to me, "You know, I'm going to be straight up with you.  Watching you dance out there, baby I was imagining doing things to you that your mother would slap me for, and your father would have me killed for.  You game for some of that?"   My sister took her drink and threw it at him - glass and all.






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Reply #8 on: August 02, 2020, 05:20:11 PM
Once, as I was performing oral sex, my recipient said, "You're so good I'd be happy to pay you."

Damn...I could get money for something I consider fun! :emot_laughing:

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Reply #9 on: August 02, 2020, 08:41:53 PM
Any time my husband opens his mouth, truth be told. Choice quotes include, "Don't you want to suck papa off?", "You're such a greedy bitch" and, of course, "Good girl". v__v;

24/7 Dad/daughter roleplay for us, so most quotes involve that in some aspect or another haha.



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Reply #10 on: October 28, 2020, 02:26:33 AM
One simple syllable can turn me on to you.

"Wow!"



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Reply #11 on: October 28, 2020, 03:29:26 AM
One simple syllable can turn me on to you.

"Wow!"

WOW..... 8)

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Reply #12 on: October 28, 2020, 08:50:25 AM
In my case, "Do you want to come inside?" "Hot make out session" becomes "loss of virginity."

I remember saying that to someone.  She recognized me from class at the campus pub, and we had talked for hours when I realized it was midnight and I needed to leave if I wanted to catch the last bus, so she offered me a ride.  When we got to my house, I got out of her car, then she got out and asked for a hug.  She didn't let go.  It was -15°C outside.  I finally realized what she wanted and invited her in.  I got my first blowjob, and a month later she had what she really wanted - enough tutoring to pass genetics.



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Reply #13 on: October 28, 2020, 06:59:57 PM
 I finally realized what she wanted and invited her in.  I got my first blowjob, and a month later she had what she really wanted - enough tutoring to pass genetics.

I would call that an even trade.... ;D ;D

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Reply #14 on: October 30, 2020, 01:27:23 AM
I've played music in bands for years. A gal I had known casually danced by the stage while we were in the middle of a tune and said something I didn't hear, so, when the lead guitarist took his solo, I leaned down away from the microphone so I could hear her better. Expecting to hear a song request, she surprised me by saying, "it makes my pussy wet when you sing."



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Reply #15 on: November 06, 2020, 05:07:09 PM
"Do you want her" whispered to me by wife



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Reply #16 on: December 05, 2020, 04:20:24 PM
"Beg me for it!" With a hand on my neck.  First time I heard it I couldn't shut up, just kept begging.

"Good girl" makes my entire body heat up.  Love it

Ms Shiela, if you can help me, I have an online playmate that also loves hearing me call her a good girl, or good little girl, but she won’t tell me why that excites her.

My theory is it was part of the arousal template set during her first or early experiences or orgasms. She both likes it, and needs it, to get excited and orgasm.

Can you confirm that for yourself, or explain why that phrase works for you? Thanks!



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Reply #17 on: December 05, 2020, 05:18:38 PM
"Beg me for it!" With a hand on my neck.  First time I heard it I couldn't shut up, just kept begging.

"Good girl" makes my entire body heat up.  Love it

Ms Shiela, if you can help me, I have an online playmate that also loves hearing me call her a good girl, or good little girl, but she won’t tell me why that excites her.

My theory is it was part of the arousal template set during her first or early experiences or orgasms. She both likes it, and needs it, to get excited and orgasm.

Can you confirm that for yourself, or explain why that phrase works for you? Thanks!

I am submissive so the words with the right emotion behind them is emphasis that he is pleased.  Walking up to me and just saying good girl isn't going to make me fall to me knees or anything, it has to be said at the appropriate time in the appropriate way.  It did begin during my first sexual experiences.  I was given all kinds of compliments and encouragement.  Being told I was the best, or best he had.

I in no way shape or form need to hear it to enjoy sex or orgasm.  It does however make it better and has me wanting to perform better for him.



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Reply #18 on: January 19, 2021, 08:46:42 PM
I dated a girl a few times in college.  Sort of a summer thing.  She was a red head and looked very much like a milf, but she was 19 - if that makes sense. 

She lived with her grandmother for the summer.  I stopped by one evening at about 9 or 10.  She invited me in to watch TV.  Grandma goes to bed and we lay on the floor and start totally making out.  She was ready for bed when I got there, wearing these loose shorts and a tshirt.  In the make out session I put my hand inside the leg of her shorts and she wasn’t wearing undies.   She put her hand on me.  It was heaven.  Then she moved my hand and spread her legs wide and put her own hand on herself.  I looked at her in wonder like a child watching a magician.  Then she took my hand and put it on my own dick.   Then she whispered-
“Let’s just make ourselves cum together “

Hottest thing anyone ever said to me.



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Reply #19 on: June 04, 2021, 04:10:06 PM
Was sunbathing at a little pond wearing a skimpy 1/2 back Rio suit no lining.
  Couple milfs showed up I put shorts back on they said they liked my suit and I could take my shorts back off.
  They kept teasing me kinda started to chub up  I had forgotten when the suit got wet it was semi transparent, they noticed right away .
Asked if I would sit between them (thinking holy shit porno moment)
One asked do you shave yourself .
Saying yes they begged for a peek the other asked how big my cock was hard so I pulled suit down and it started to get really hard (like hurting it was so hard)
  Long story short I ended up jacking off for them never say them after that to my dismay the one said she wanted to try it out but was meeting her bf and didn't want a cum leaking pussy .