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Reply #40 on: July 28, 2020, 03:24:13 AM
You know what they call a cheeseburger in France?  ;D

Some classic lines from that movie.

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Reply #41 on: July 28, 2020, 03:41:33 AM
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Reply #42 on: July 28, 2020, 03:51:52 AM

Anything with David Spade.   Ick,  I really don't like him or his horrible acting.

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Reply #43 on: July 28, 2020, 04:38:12 AM

Anything with David Spade.   Ick,  I really don't like him or his horrible acting.

Joe Dirt, Grownups, Loser, The Do-Over, ugh.  My skin crawls.  He makes Martin Short look like George Clooney.



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Reply #44 on: July 28, 2020, 07:17:08 PM
You know what they call a cheeseburger in France?  ;D

Some classic lines from that movie.


He said Quarter Pounder w/ cheese, not cheeseburger.  And it’s Le Big Mac.

‘What do they call a Whopper?’
‘I dunno, I didn’t go to Burger King.’



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Reply #45 on: July 28, 2020, 07:42:25 PM
You know what they call a cheeseburger in France?  ;D

Some classic lines from that movie.


He said Quarter Pounder w/ cheese, not cheeseburger.  And it’s Le Big Mac.

‘What do they call a Whopper?’
‘I dunno, I didn’t go to Burger King.’

I stand corrected.

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Reply #46 on: July 28, 2020, 07:52:50 PM


Quote
Vincent:
And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules:
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Vincent:
No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*** a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules:
Then what do they call it?

Vincent:
They call it a Royale with cheese.

Jules:
A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent:
Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.

Jules:
Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent:
I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.




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Reply #47 on: July 28, 2020, 08:14:57 PM
When a teacher is assigning a project to the class and tell them it's an important assignment and will... "count for 75% of your grade."

What the hell is the point of doing anything else in the class if the one project is a make or break situation.

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Reply #48 on: July 28, 2020, 09:39:02 PM






You know why this happened?

He went to McDonald’s. . . . . . in Paris!!!!



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Reply #49 on: July 29, 2020, 12:03:24 AM

Anything with David Spade.   Ick,  I really don't like him or his horrible acting.


Joe Dirt, Grownups, Loser, The Do-Over, ugh.  My skin crawls.  He makes Martin Short look like George Clooney.


He makes Martin Short look like Laurence Olivier.






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Reply #50 on: July 29, 2020, 03:30:06 AM

Anything with David Spade.   Ick,  I really don't like him or his horrible acting.


Joe Dirt, Grownups, Loser, The Do-Over, ugh.  My skin crawls.  He makes Martin Short look like George Clooney.


He makes Martin Short look like Laurence Olivier.


He makes Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) look like Christopher Plummer.

Actually, David Spade kind of reminds me of Pee Wee Herman.

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Reply #51 on: July 29, 2020, 03:25:46 PM

He makes Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) look like Christopher Plummer.

Actually, David Spade kind of reminds me of Pee Wee Herman.

Did David Spade hang out in the men's washrooms in public parks like PeeWee? ;D ;D

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Reply #52 on: August 01, 2020, 10:14:14 AM
Almost any conflict involving a misunderstanding that could be easily solved if the parties involved stopped and clearly spelled out what happened or what their problem was. It's amplified by bad dialog arrangement where the script writers seem to go out of their way to make either party too obtuse to get to the point, just to ensure there's a conflict so the whole thing feels unnatural and contrived.

Very rarely is it ever written in a manner that makes sense for the misunderstanding to persist, and I find myself exhausted and annoyed the longer the conflict is drawn out.


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Reply #53 on: August 01, 2020, 07:20:57 PM
Very rarely is it ever written in a manner that makes sense for the misunderstanding to persist, and I find myself exhausted and annoyed the longer the conflict is drawn out.

I can hardly watch a crime detective drama any more.  There are so many of them:  NCIS, Law & Order, Chicago PD, Hawaii Five-O, Magnum.  A number of those have 3 to 5 spin offs.  First, they are all the same.  Second, they are utterly predictable, and finally... the worst dialogues imaginable.  Just makes me want to pull my hair out.




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Reply #54 on: August 03, 2020, 03:35:04 AM
The police shows from the BBC are much better.

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Reply #55 on: August 04, 2020, 01:45:18 PM
Just a thought this one is on Netflix “Halt and Catch Fire”


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Reply #56 on: August 05, 2020, 12:53:44 AM
Just a thought this one is on Netflix “Halt and Catch Fire”

Is that one irritating?  I loved it back in the day... but that was about 8 years ago.  The first seasons were set in Dallas in the 80’s, which is when I lived there.  They would reference places that I used to hit... Sushi on McKinney, Sfuzzi, Cardinal Puffs...



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Reply #57 on: August 05, 2020, 08:24:29 PM
The police shows from the BBC are much better.

But they are still inclined to cast baddies with very poor aim  ;D

I can recommend "Line Of Duty", if you have not already seen it.


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Reply #58 on: August 09, 2020, 02:25:55 AM
Didn't read the whole thread so I'm not sure if it's been said but hate when theres's that one character who freezes during a crucial moment. Like there's a shoot out and they stand there frozen. I get it's a normal reaction but I can't stand it. Move your ass or die.



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Reply #59 on: August 10, 2020, 02:11:18 PM
Whenever there is a victim and the body looks like it's been mauled by a wild animal, or a dog, it always comes down on the pitbull.

Watching supernatural last night and it was a werewolf episode and the M.E. said something about the guy being torn to shreds by a wolf, but since there are none around, she would say pitbull.  I hate that they are so specific, why not just day rabid dog or something why add to an already bad, and false, reputation.