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« on: September 16, 2010, 01:35:22 AM »

Flo let out a sigh. It was a tough job being the spokesperson for Progressive auto insurance. She put in 16 hours a day, people expected to see her when they came into Progressive. She loved the job, though. All the fun stuff she got to do to get people to join Progressive. She leaned on the counter that she worked behind. She wasn't precisely tired, just bored. She worked 10AM-2AM six days a week [that's what happens when your job is open 24 hours a day]. Thank goodness for all the coffee. It was after midnight now. Things always were slowest after 11 at night. She was feeling horny, too. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and after work she was too tired to play with her toys. The life of a celebrity... Handsome men came in and out of Progressive all the time and she wanted cock bad. Her hairy little pussy was dripping wet still. The crotch of her black thong panties were soaked. She'd worn a white skirt today with her white blouse and smock instead of white pants.       
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2010, 01:45:01 AM »

Stephanie Courtney is so hot.
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2010, 01:51:33 AM »

Since no one was around, Flo reached under her skirt and peeled her soaked panties off of her pussy. She could smell her own horniness as she slipped her wet panties off. The cool breeze from the AC felt good on her pussy up her skirt. Flo left her panties on the floor, too lazy to pick them up. She'd smelled her sex before but it was never this strong, this potent... It had been too, too long since she'd been fucked, and fucked hard. Thinking about it made her wetter. Flo leaned against the counter and pulled up her skirt just below her hot, hairy pussy. Her stool was right behind her but she didn't want to sit right now. She closed her eyes, enjoying the cool air on her wet pussy... She barely noticable was turning her hips in small circles, letting out little sounds... Suddenly Flo went still. Her skirt was sliding up. She assumed she had fallen asleep and was dreaming, so she just smiled and relaxed.                 
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2010, 02:05:40 AM »

Then she felt something touching her, softly and barely noticable, like a hand on each of Flo's firm butt cheeks, but... Before she could think about it something warm and wet began to lap at her hairy pussy. She was so horny at this point that she forgot to be scared. What ever it was it slid up her butt crack and back down to her clitoris. Flo shuddered. Then it slid back up to her opening and slid in. She gasped. It was long and soft, not thick like a cock but it felt great. It dug deep inside Flo's pussy and made her cum instantly. She cried out "YESSSS!!!!!" and screamed. It stayed in her and Flo orgasmed 4 more times. I pulled out and went back up her butt crack and worked its way into Flo's butt hole. Flo's hands went up to her tits and squeezed them. Her brown nipples were huge and hard poking into the cups of her 38DD minimizer bra. She had another orgasm as soon it filled her butt hole and started drilling it. Flo screamed through 3 more before it left her butt hole.     
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2010, 02:19:52 AM »

Flo was catching her breath when she felt something else entering her still dripping wet pussy. It was harder, and it was scaly. The tip was skinny but as more and more entered her it widened. Flo's named loudly as the thing started fucking in and out of her pussy, her juices squishing noisily and flying onto her thighs. Flo was having trouble breathing as it fucked her faster and harder. Flo tried to as orgasm after orgasm overtook her shuddering body. Her body was covered in perspiration, her uniform soaked through, as one final orgasm hit her. Flo just leaned there over the counter too exhaused to move as the thing exited her satisfied pussy. "Sorry about that," said a voice behind her, it sounded australian or british... Flo finally lifted her head and looked behind her. A small green lizard stood on her stool, its long, thick tail was between his legs and he held it in his hands like a cock. But it wasn't a lizard, it was a... "I just can't resist the scent of a wet pussy. It drives me crazy." 
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2010, 02:21:17 AM »

Flo just stared at his pussy juice covered tail in his hands for the longest time. Finally she said "Do you have any opens over at Geico?" THE END
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2010, 03:15:32 AM »

Good one G-Guy.  Nice twist-RHL
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2010, 03:39:11 AM »

Heehee I've been seeing the latest Progressive commercial with Flo selling insurance to the old couple in love and the idea hit me and i had to write it. Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2011, 08:54:33 PM »

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6114519/doctor-sim

I think the Nurse is Stephanie Courtney in this sketch vid.
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2012, 02:11:58 PM »

By the way, Stephanie Courtney turned 42 today. She sure looks good... *drools*
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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2012, 07:20:01 AM »

Great one. Nice twist.
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2012, 07:54:41 AM »

Thanks. You should check out the unofficial follow-up, "Like A Good Neighbor...".
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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2012, 06:45:28 PM »

Fun story!



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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2012, 08:09:13 PM »

Thank you, MissB! Smiley
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« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2012, 05:35:25 AM »

I'm going to have to dump my agent....can't compare to Flo  emot_weird
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