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Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
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Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
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August 22, 2020, 01:21:15 PM
Similar to the game
Sex and Dinner - a sentence for both
.....
What might you say to a baby or toddler, that you might also say to a drunk friend?
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You might not know this, but I have a thing for Tom Brady (and
Bill Clinton
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Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
Reply #1 on:
August 22, 2020, 01:22:03 PM
We go pee pee in the toilet, not in our pants.
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You might not know this, but I have a thing for Tom Brady (and
Bill Clinton
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I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
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August 22, 2020, 02:35:41 PM
The obvious that I've said to several friends, and my niece.
stop lifting your dress/skirt
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Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
Reply #3 on:
August 22, 2020, 03:35:58 PM
You need to wash your hands after touching that...
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Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
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August 22, 2020, 05:08:51 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 22, 2020, 02:35:41 PM
stop lifting your dress
Keep that up young lady, and I’ll put you to bed.
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Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
Reply #5 on:
August 22, 2020, 08:46:00 PM
Please take your hands out of your pants.
You keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.
I am not playing that song again. We have heard it 15 times. Put on your pants.
Please hold my hand in the parking lot. I don’t want you to get hit by a car.
Yes, those are boobies, but it’s not nice to stare at them.
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I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
Reply #6 on:
August 23, 2020, 03:45:00 AM
Get down from there or you'll fall off and break something
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Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
Reply #7 on:
August 23, 2020, 05:13:52 AM
Don't run down the stairs!
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I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
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September 02, 2020, 05:42:34 AM
Are you crazy, of course you cant drive
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Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
Reply #9 on:
September 02, 2020, 03:32:09 PM
Of course, being a father, this is an obvious one for me:
Put your pants on, or you won't be going out!
And also:
Get that out of your mouth, now!
...Although, are they just things you say to toddlers, not also drunk friends?
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Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
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September 03, 2020, 01:00:10 PM
No, you've had more than enough.
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Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
Reply #11 on:
September 18, 2020, 12:40:24 AM
Don't touch that!
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I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
Reply #12 on:
September 18, 2020, 01:11:32 AM
No you can't play with that, it's not yours
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Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
Reply #13 on:
September 18, 2020, 01:47:06 AM
Keep your clothes on!
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Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
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September 18, 2020, 03:03:29 PM
Do not run with scissors.
Not responsible when left unsupervised.
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I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
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June 16, 2021, 03:32:15 AM
That bottle is empty, quick sucking on it.
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July 18, 2021, 03:28:26 PM
Now you've gone and got that sticky mess all over me
Try me...
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July 19, 2021, 04:35:47 AM
Australian Kissing.....just like the French - but done "Down Under"...
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Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
Reply #18 on:
August 01, 2021, 05:11:55 PM
Here, take this completely safe thing and give me that sharp object.
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Re: Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?
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August 01, 2021, 05:22:28 PM
If you keep playing with that, it's going to get infected.
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