The first rule of Tautology Club is: It is what it is.
The second rule of Tautology Club is: You do not talk about what's not to be discussed.
The third rule of Tautology Club is: If someone yells stop, goes limp, or taps out, then someone has yelled stop, has gone limp, or has tapped out.
Fourth rule: Only two to a pair.
Fifth rule: One tautology to a tautology.
Sixth rule: No shirts and no shoes for the shirtless and shoeless.
Seventh rule: Tautologies will go on for as long as they do.
And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Tautology Club, it's your debut evening!