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Reply #20 on: November 19, 2020, 04:02:45 PM
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Reply #21 on: November 19, 2020, 05:08:51 PM
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Reply #22 on: November 19, 2020, 08:55:40 PM
It's not over 'til it's over.


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Reply #23 on: November 20, 2020, 04:55:19 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #24 on: November 20, 2020, 05:32:52 PM
Barenaked Ladies


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Reply #25 on: November 20, 2020, 07:14:59 PM
Barenaked Ladies

Now that's my kind of tautology.


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #26 on: November 29, 2020, 07:03:51 PM
Preconceived bias.



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Reply #27 on: November 30, 2020, 01:02:31 PM
I descended down the stairs.



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Reply #28 on: December 03, 2020, 03:26:56 AM
Too much hyperbole


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Reply #29 on: December 04, 2020, 05:38:32 AM
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Reply #30 on: December 19, 2020, 06:35:31 PM
"...to complete their activity uninterrupted until they could finish."


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Reply #31 on: December 19, 2020, 09:23:10 PM
jet black


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Reply #32 on: December 24, 2020, 10:35:44 PM
Found and eliminated from one of my stories: "illicit illegality"


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Reply #33 on: January 06, 2021, 06:07:26 PM
The snows came late that year, lying cold and white across the landscape.


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Reply #34 on: January 06, 2021, 07:52:43 PM


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Reply #35 on: January 13, 2021, 01:03:58 PM
When you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me.



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Reply #36 on: January 23, 2021, 07:22:47 PM
"Berte threw off her towel so she was naked."


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Reply #37 on: March 10, 2021, 06:04:33 AM
"She masturbated herself"


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Reply #38 on: March 10, 2021, 06:31:23 AM
"She masturbated herself"

Yes, I most certainly did.



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Reply #39 on: March 11, 2021, 05:48:09 AM
"She masturbated herself"

Yes, I most certainly did.

Sheila, you are a front-of-my-pants TAUT-ology.