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on: August 29, 2020, 09:38:58 PM
The first rule of Tautology Club is: It is what it is.
The second rule of Tautology Club is: You do not talk about what's not to be discussed.
The third rule of Tautology Club is: If someone yells stop, goes limp, or taps out, then someone has yelled stop, has gone limp, or has tapped out.
Fourth rule: Only two to a pair.
Fifth rule: One tautology to a tautology.
Sixth rule: No shirts and no shoes for the shirtless and shoeless.
Seventh rule: Tautologies will go on for as long as they do.
And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Tautology Club, it's your debut evening!
 


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Reply #1 on: August 29, 2020, 10:49:22 PM
I found it funny how humorous this was. Though I must say I didn't know the definition of tautology so I didn't know what it ment.  So I went online to find the definition over the internet

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Reply #2 on: August 30, 2020, 02:25:52 AM
Rule 3 - goes limp? That happens on occasion.  ;D

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Reply #3 on: August 30, 2020, 02:35:37 AM
Rule 3 - goes limp? That happens on occasion.  ;D

You didn't follow the rules, breaking them silly bird  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #4 on: August 30, 2020, 02:37:03 AM
Rule 3 - goes limp? That happens on occasion.  ;D

You didn't follow the rules, breaking them silly bird  :emot_kiss:

Since when have I ever followed rules? 8)

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Reply #6 on: August 30, 2020, 09:36:01 AM
And he is in the lead all by himself.  (One I hear Alex Trebek say quite often and repeatedly)




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Reply #7 on: August 30, 2020, 02:32:15 PM
Now the fun is beginning to start!


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Reply #8 on: September 06, 2020, 03:20:19 PM
Said this one this moring.

I was backing up my car in reverse  :facepalm:

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Reply #9 on: October 30, 2020, 02:57:56 AM
I'm cold and need to warm up

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Reply #10 on: October 30, 2020, 01:30:54 PM
How fun.  I never saw this before.  And let me just say...

All you funny people are very humorous.

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Reply #11 on: October 30, 2020, 05:34:30 PM
Yogi Berra:  "Its like deja vu all over again". 



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Reply #12 on: October 30, 2020, 05:35:25 PM
For many years I‘ve jokingly said ‘naked with no clothes on’, but I’ve never had a term for that. . . . until now.



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Reply #13 on: October 30, 2020, 06:03:31 PM
Last nights evening sunset was beautiful.



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Reply #14 on: October 30, 2020, 06:14:23 PM
Being horny makes me sexually aroused.