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Reply #20 on: September 09, 2020, 07:47:45 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on September 09, 2020, 07:38:57 PM
Lavinia must have missed this... ;D ;D



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Reply #21 on: September 09, 2020, 08:54:34 PM

All of those get me. 

We were in a gas station in the middle of North Carolina waiting to use a bathroom.  Dan nudged me and told me to read a hand written sign.   I did.  I looked at him questioningly.  He then pointed out 5 grammatical errors.  I don't see them.  That's why so many of my own posts are so bad.  I can proofread until I'm blue in the face.  My brain doesn't see it.  I might later, but rereading something I just typed...nope.

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Reply #22 on: September 09, 2020, 09:13:06 PM
1T 1S 5URPR151N6 WH47 7H3 M1ND C4N MI5S

Or see what it wants to see ;)
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Reply #23 on: September 09, 2020, 09:14:17 PM
Seen near Detroit at a well know "Bourbon House".
Not mentioning any names. :D

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Reply #24 on: September 10, 2020, 03:12:55 PM
For those who relish quickies... 8)


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Reply #25 on: September 10, 2020, 05:09:08 PM

I'm pretty sure most members know who this sign refers to:








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Reply #26 on: September 10, 2020, 05:24:27 PM

The site I found this image at says there are a lot accidents at this intersection.  
Motorists getting rear-ended.


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Reply #27 on: September 10, 2020, 05:56:04 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on September 10, 2020, 05:09:08 PM

I'm pretty sure most members know who this sign refers to:




lol  WOO.  Hey, we have to eat.  8)

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Reply #28 on: September 10, 2020, 06:13:28 PM
On the serious side, Eagles getting hit by cars is second only to lead poisoning, killing Eagles.  "Up North", many deer are hit by cars and killed. As Eagles will eat carrion, they drop down to feast.

When a car comes racing down the road, the heavy birds can't get airborne fast enough to get out of the way.

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Reply #29 on: September 10, 2020, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: msslave on September 10, 2020, 06:13:28 PM
On the serious side, Eagles getting hit by cars is second only to lead poisoning, killing Eagles.  "Up North", many deer are hit by cars and killed. As Eagles will eat carrion, they drop down to feast.

When a car comes racing down the road, the heavy birds can't get airborne fast enough to get out of the way.

I was just going to say, the bottom of the sign is super sad.


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Reply #30 on: September 10, 2020, 06:48:53 PM


Apparently there is more than one way to sixty-nine...


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Reply #31 on: September 10, 2020, 07:24:47 PM
I'm think it depends if the guy is on top or bottom.  Which way does the "needle" point?


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Reply #32 on: September 10, 2020, 08:16:03 PM
Quote from: msslave on September 10, 2020, 06:13:28 PM
On the serious side, Eagles getting hit by cars is second only to lead poisoning, killing Eagles.  "Up North", many deer are hit by cars and killed. As Eagles will eat carrion, they drop down to feast.

When a car comes racing down the road, the heavy birds can't get airborne fast enough to get out of the way.

When you say lead poisoning, I hope you don't mean by rifles?   :o  Probably from fish they take from polluted waters, I am guessing. 

If I am need of treatment, I know who to go to for some TLC... :emot_kiss:

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Reply #33 on: September 10, 2020, 08:38:04 PM
Always ready for an exotic to come across my examination table love.  Just be easy with those talons  :emot_kiss:


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