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Reply #15 on: November 24, 2020, 01:00:30 AM
First grandchild at 28, 10th at 52. And now got a great on the way at 53



10 grandchildren. :)  That's great.

Wow, you've got an sure shot at great great, and a pretty good chance at great great great.

And congrats on 10 posts.  I'll woo that.

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Reply #16 on: November 24, 2020, 02:43:08 AM
First grandchild at 28, 10th at 52. And now got a great on the way at 53



I tried to do the math, but my head exploded.



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Reply #17 on: November 24, 2020, 01:46:24 PM
First grandchild at 28, 10th at 52. And now got a great on the way at 53



I tried to do the math, but my head exploded.

I just add 20 for a generation, but it could just as easily be 25 or 30.

If TMacc's great grandchild has a child between ages of 20-25, Tmacc will be 73-78.  If that grandchild has a child between the ages of 20-25, Tmacc will be 93-103 and a Great Great Great Grandaddy.

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Reply #18 on: November 24, 2020, 04:10:24 PM
First grandchild at 28, 10th at 52. And now got a great on the way at 53



I tried to do the math, but my head exploded.

I just add 20 for a generation, but it could just as easily be 25 or 30.

If TMacc's great grandchild has a child between ages of 20-25, Tmacc will be 73-78.  If that grandchild has a child between the ages of 20-25, Tmacc will be 93-103 and a Great Great Great Grandaddy.


He said he was a grandfather for the first time at age 28.  So if he had a child at age 14, and that child became a parent at 14, it would be possible.  If his oldest grandchild made him a great grandparent at 53, that grandchild is 25.



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Reply #19 on: November 24, 2020, 04:22:05 PM
My grandmother was a great great grandmother 4 times before she passed.  My cousin was 14 when she had a girl; that girl married young and became a baby factory.  My grandmother also lived to 95.  We never met my cousin’s kid or her kids, long story.



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Reply #20 on: November 24, 2020, 04:26:22 PM
I was 37 when my oldest was born.  52 when my youngest came along.  So having kids at 14 is just an alien concept to me.  Not judging.  My parents got married in high school. My dad was 17 when I was born.



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Reply #21 on: November 24, 2020, 05:53:54 PM
Perhaps I should clarify.  I actually had my first child at the end of my first marriage when I was 23.  He is the father of my tenth grandchild.  After my divorce, I married Rebecca who is 15 years older than me and she had two girls age 11 and 12.  Their father had not been in the picture in 5 years and never was in their lives again.  They are my girls.  They both got started pretty young.  My first grandson was born premature due to eclampsia (sp?) and weighed in at a whopping 2lb 1 ounce.  So I became a granddad at 28.  He is our miracle grandchild of course and is healthy and robust, hardworking and responsible.  I know you can't tell how proud I am :) and thanks for the woo, I can finally give them back..woos that is



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Reply #22 on: November 24, 2020, 07:08:32 PM
Well I'll just say it.  After reading all these messages about family and kids.  Being happy about how many children and grandchildren you all have...

I think I'll start a thread about "what made me feel young". Unless there already is one but I haven't seen it.

Think I'll put my hair up in pigtails and listen to some n'sync.  FYI justin Timberlake... I most definitely would :emot_thdrool:

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Reply #23 on: November 24, 2020, 07:21:06 PM
Perhaps I should clarify.  I actually had my first child at the end of my first marriage when I was 23.  He is the father of my tenth grandchild.  After my divorce, I married Rebecca who is 15 years older than me and she had two girls age 11 and 12.  Their father had not been in the picture in 5 years and never was in their lives again.  They are my girls.  They both got started pretty young.  My first grandson was born premature due to eclampsia (sp?) and weighed in at a whopping 2lb 1 ounce.  So I became a granddad at 28.  He is our miracle grandchildren of course and is healthy and robust, hardworking and responsible.  I know you can't tell how proud I am :) age and thanks for the woo, I can finally give them back..woos that is

So your step daughter had a child when you were only 28, if I’m understanding you now.  Their mother, your wife Rebecca, was a grandmother at age 43.  I’ll notify Ripley’s.  Much more understandable.  And congratulations.



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Reply #24 on: November 24, 2020, 08:06:38 PM

I think I'll start a thread about "what made me feel young". Unless there already is one but I haven't seen it.


Chirp reminds us almost daily that we all make her feel young.  You can just piggy back on those posts she makes. ;)     

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Reply #25 on: November 24, 2020, 08:10:13 PM
Well I'll just say it.  After reading all these messages about family and kids.  Being happy about how many children and grandchildren you all have...

I think I'll start a thread about "what made me feel young". Unless there already is one but I haven't seen it.

Think I'll put my hair up in pigtails and listen to some n'sync.  FYI justin Timberlake... I most definitely would :emot_thdrool:


Yes, definitely put your hair up in convenient handles, I mean pigtails.



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Reply #26 on: November 25, 2020, 04:07:50 PM

So your step daughter had a child when you were only 28, if I’m understanding you now.  Their mother, your wife Rebecca, was a grandmother at age 43.  I’ll notify Ripley’s.  Much more understandable.  And congratulations.


I occasionally take the subway up to the South Bronx to volunteer in a tutoring program for underprivileged kids. The woman who runs it is named Mrs. Rodriguez, and I assume she's in her mid- to late-30s. Since that's what everyone calls her, I have no objection to calling someone younger than me "Mrs. Rodriguez."

One day she had an adorable little girl with her who looked to be around four. I assumed it was her daughter. I was wrong -- she was her granddaughter. And Mrs. Rodriguez is 37 years old.






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Reply #27 on: November 26, 2020, 12:00:02 AM
A woman from Romania said she became the world's youngest grandmother – at the age of 23. Ridca Stanescu, who gave birth to her daughter Maria when she was just 12 years old, said she urged her daughter not to follow in her footsteps – but Maria gave birth to her son when she was just 11.



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Reply #28 on: January 27, 2021, 04:57:07 PM
My bench pressed has gone 315 (6 reps) to 245, seemingly overnight.

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