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What made you feel old?

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Reply #75 on: August 02, 2021, 02:38:08 AM

I was doing a crossword puzzle this afternoon, and the clue read, "Aid for lost travelers."

I penciled in "map."

The correct answer was "GPS."



I’ve made that mistake with the NYT puzzle before.



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Reply #76 on: August 17, 2021, 01:45:44 AM
What made me feel old -- the sunken eyes looking back at me after something I ate decided not to stay in my belly.

That is all.


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Reply #77 on: September 02, 2021, 09:49:53 PM
My most recent disastrous relationship

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Reply #78 on: September 03, 2021, 12:48:24 AM
I’m a sexagenarian. Emphasis on sex, I hope.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #79 on: October 08, 2021, 07:15:09 PM
I walked past four priests the other day. Not one of them winked at me. :facepalm:

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Reply #80 on: October 08, 2021, 07:21:39 PM
I walked past four priests the other day. Not one of them winked at me. :facepalm:

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Reply #81 on: October 15, 2021, 07:20:28 PM
Waaaaaaay back when I was 20, an 18 year old lass told me I was over the hill :facepalm:


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Reply #82 on: October 17, 2021, 12:09:10 AM
My youngest son turned thirty.  Of course, everyone tells me I don't look old enough to have a son that old, that I barely look forty-something myself.

I wish I felt forty-something.  When I wake in the morning, I don't want to get out of bed.


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Reply #83 on: November 02, 2021, 07:31:39 PM
My youngest son turned thirty.  Of course, everyone tells me I don't look old enough to have a son that old, that I barely look forty-something myself.

I wish I felt forty-something.  When I wake in the morning, I don't want to get out of bed.

You know you're old when the sounds you make getting out of a chair are the same ones you used to make during sex.  :o

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Reply #84 on: November 03, 2021, 01:26:14 PM
My youngest son turned thirty.  Of course, everyone tells me I don't look old enough to have a son that old, that I barely look forty-something myself.

I wish I felt forty-something.  When I wake in the morning, I don't want to get out of bed.

You know you're old when the sounds you make getting out of a chair are the same ones you used to make during sex.  :o

Ain't that the truth  :sign_iagree:

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Reply #85 on: June 21, 2022, 01:44:57 AM
Well for one, my body tells me I'm old every so often. :emot_skull:

Also, with each passing generation, the older I feel. The gap between generations gets farther apart and I find it hard to understand or connect with younger generations. From the entertainment and music they like to the way they talk and express themselves. I often find myself face palming at the things they say or do. Just why on earth they do the things they do is beyond me. :facepalm:



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