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What made you feel old?

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Reply #75 on: August 02, 2021, 02:38:08 AM

I was doing a crossword puzzle this afternoon, and the clue read, "Aid for lost travelers."

I penciled in "map."

The correct answer was "GPS."



I’ve made that mistake with the NYT puzzle before.



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Reply #76 on: August 17, 2021, 01:45:44 AM
What made me feel old -- the sunken eyes looking back at me after something I ate decided not to stay in my belly.



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Reply #77 on: September 02, 2021, 09:49:53 PM
My most recent disastrous relationship

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Reply #78 on: September 03, 2021, 12:48:24 AM
I’m a sexagenarian. Emphasis on sex, I hope.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #79 on: October 08, 2021, 07:15:09 PM
I walked past four priests the other day. Not one of them winked at me. :facepalm:

Well trained and been made compliant....by our two cats.


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Reply #80 on: October 08, 2021, 07:21:39 PM
I walked past four priests the other day. Not one of them winked at me. :facepalm:

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Reply #81 on: October 15, 2021, 07:20:28 PM
Waaaaaaay back when I was 20, an 18 year old lass told me I was over the hill :facepalm: