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Reply #60 on: July 17, 2021, 05:48:04 AM



Really, this makes me wonder why I don’t play music while I clean?


I have been going to El Arroyo for over 40 years.  Best BBQ chicken enchiladas on the planet.



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Reply #61 on: July 17, 2021, 06:34:43 AM



Really, this makes me wonder why I don’t play music while I clean?

I drink and listen to music while I clean.  Nothing like a margarita while I fold my unmentionables



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Reply #62 on: July 17, 2021, 05:59:21 PM


I drink and listen to music while I clean.  Nothing like a margarita while I fold my unmentionables


You can fold it?  I figured it would bend some, but I don’t see it folding my dear?



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Reply #63 on: July 23, 2021, 07:05:46 PM
I'm now seriously beginning to feel old. My age is a very sexy number (can you guess?) and I'm retred. But I wrote, or finished, two books. The pandemic effectively shut me out of the world and I realized it driving around and losing my way in very familiar territory.

Life is what happens when you had other plans.


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Reply #64 on: July 23, 2021, 10:15:37 PM
Remembering that my only full-blown sexual 'affair' is already 21 years in the past.

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Reply #65 on: July 24, 2021, 03:14:28 PM
Some things have to be hard to be worthwhile.

*snickers*

Oh, you meant the mountain biking  :emot_laughing:

Sorry  :facepalm:

We think alike. Glad Sarah clarified it for us... ;D ;D

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Reply #66 on: July 24, 2021, 04:00:05 PM
Turning 50 recently.



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Reply #67 on: July 24, 2021, 11:57:59 PM
Laughing my ass off at this, and realizing you need to be 50+ to understand it.





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Reply #68 on: July 25, 2021, 12:02:08 AM
When the meal's too big in size but the eel can chew it twice, that's a moray  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #69 on: July 25, 2021, 02:50:48 AM
When the meal's too big in size but the eel can chew it twice, that's a moray  :emot_laughing:


Actually, that’s an alien...





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Reply #70 on: July 30, 2021, 08:52:19 PM
Realizing how many years old the shows I watched as a kid actually are.

Heck, some were re-runs of shows from before I was born, but I'm referring to the ones that actually aired when I was a kid.



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Reply #71 on: July 31, 2021, 12:22:59 AM

I was doing a crossword puzzle this afternoon, and the clue read, "Aid for lost travelers."

I penciled in "map."

The correct answer was "GPS."





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Reply #72 on: July 31, 2021, 12:28:24 AM

I was doing a crossword puzzle this afternoon, and the clue read, "Aid for lost travelers."

I penciled in "map."

The correct answer was "GPS."



Dont feel bad, I would have said compass... 3 letters....  :facepalm:

I have maps in my car. Dad says so.  Plus I was really good at land navigation in the Army.



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Reply #73 on: July 31, 2021, 03:25:31 PM

I was doing a crossword puzzle this afternoon, and the clue read, "Aid for lost travelers."

I penciled in "map."

The correct answer was "GPS."



Dont feel bad, I would have said compass... 3 letters....  :facepalm:

I have maps in my car. Dad says so.  Plus I was really good at land navigation in the Army.

I still remember the rule to reading Army maps - Read right up. Now everything is GPS, until the system goes down.

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Reply #74 on: August 01, 2021, 09:55:58 PM

I was doing a crossword puzzle this afternoon, and the clue read, "Aid for lost travelers."

I penciled in "map."

The correct answer was "GPS."



Dont feel bad, I would have said compass... 3 letters....  :facepalm:

I have maps in my car. Dad says so.  Plus I was really good at land navigation in the Army.

I still remember the rule to reading Army maps - Read right up. Now everything is GPS, until the system goes down.

We always take maps on field trips: and some fun ones you aren't allowed GPS or phone.

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Reply #75 on: August 02, 2021, 02:38:08 AM

I was doing a crossword puzzle this afternoon, and the clue read, "Aid for lost travelers."

I penciled in "map."

The correct answer was "GPS."



I’ve made that mistake with the NYT puzzle before.



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Reply #76 on: August 17, 2021, 01:45:44 AM
What made me feel old -- the sunken eyes looking back at me after something I ate decided not to stay in my belly.

That is all.


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Reply #77 on: September 02, 2021, 09:49:53 PM
My most recent disastrous relationship

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Reply #78 on: September 03, 2021, 12:48:24 AM
I’m a sexagenarian. Emphasis on sex, I hope.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #79 on: October 08, 2021, 07:15:09 PM
I walked past four priests the other day. Not one of them winked at me. :facepalm:

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