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What is your Drunken Elf Name?

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on: December 16, 2020, 02:20:34 AM


“There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is.”


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Reply #1 on: December 16, 2020, 02:20:57 AM

Woozy Lushypants.
(used my real first name, didn't like Spills with my online name 'J')
« Last Edit: December 16, 2020, 02:29:04 AM by JingleJangleJulie »

“There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is.”


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Reply #2 on: December 16, 2020, 02:39:53 AM
Toasted Teetotaler. Except for a glass of wine now and then, that's about right.

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Reply #3 on: December 16, 2020, 03:51:16 AM
Kegger Hammeredtime

Well trained and been made compliant....by our two cats.


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Reply #4 on: December 16, 2020, 04:32:03 AM
Uhm..Drinky Partyfoul



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Reply #5 on: December 16, 2020, 07:49:47 AM
Schnockered Drinkerton...

I would not disagree with that at all.  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #6 on: December 16, 2020, 01:00:45 PM
Toasted Kegmaster here. Or, in disguise, I’m Schnockered Drinkerton. But I want to be Crunky Snowpee.

Oh em gee! I just saw that there are two of us! Where’s your furry outfit? You can’t fight crime wearing only a smile. Or maybe you can, but I can’t.
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Reply #7 on: December 16, 2020, 03:58:13 PM

I'm Kegger Snowpee.

Yes, that's certainly a cause and effect!






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Reply #8 on: December 17, 2020, 12:00:54 PM
Spills Beergoggles.

Yep, completely inaccurate.

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Reply #9 on: December 17, 2020, 12:33:44 PM
Spills Beergoggles.

Yep, completely inaccurate.

If you say so, Spills.

“There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is.”


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Reply #10 on: December 17, 2020, 02:01:01 PM

Spills Teetotaller - sounds as if there should be an oxymoron somewhere in that.


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Reply #11 on: December 19, 2020, 07:03:16 AM
Spills Beergoggles.

Yep, completely inaccurate.

If you say so, Spills.
If I didn't fear your expansive collection of canes and spankers, I'd backchat you right now.

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