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Reply #20 on: March 10, 2022, 04:35:40 PM
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Reply #21 on: March 25, 2022, 07:40:32 PM
Any song with lyrics {original version} , which upon hearing, makes the hearer hear a whole different set of lyrics {Abridged version}
EXAMPLE:-   
{original version}
{Abridged version} Emphasise “C0M£“

P.S. the abridged version of this song oughta be like KB Song of the Year or something! played in the HOT TUB THREAD or something.



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Reply #22 on: March 26, 2022, 01:11:05 AM
Any song with lyrics {original version} , which upon hearing, makes the hearer hear a whole different set of lyrics.

Is this different from mondegreens?

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Reply #23 on: March 26, 2022, 05:39:02 AM
Foo Fighters drummer, Hawkins, dead at age 50

one of the originals


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Reply #24 on: March 26, 2022, 03:01:22 PM
Foo Fighters drummer, Hawkins, dead at age 50

Wow! Way too young.

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Reply #25 on: March 26, 2022, 03:09:49 PM
From FT Worth

one of the originals


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Reply #26 on: March 26, 2022, 03:20:00 PM
From FT Worth

Isn't David Groh the main guy in that group?

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Reply #27 on: June 16, 2022, 11:05:12 AM
Ever since Phoebe made that comment, the misconception spread like wildfire,
Hence Mr. Danza himself had to step up,



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Reply #28 on: June 16, 2022, 01:03:18 PM
A few minutes ago I listened to Eddie and the Hot Rods' cover of Bob Seger's Get Out of Denver and winced at the mess the band made of the lyrics. Maybe it's a geographical thing. Mick Jagger mumbled his way through the Stones' version of Route 66, though he did at least pronounce it 'root' and not 'rawt'.

I can think of several other examples of artists picking up lyrics by ear, and getting them wrong.

Anyone care to add to the list? :)



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Reply #29 on: September 18, 2022, 12:31:10 AM
Moved to Mondegreens thread.

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Reply #30 on: September 18, 2022, 12:33:57 AM
I heard Depeche Mode’s “Enjoy the Silence” on the radio today, and was reminded it’s “words are very, unnecessary…” AND NOT “words are very, complex and scary…” as I once belted out in front of a group of my very amused friends.

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Reply #31 on: September 18, 2022, 01:09:46 AM
As a kid when I listened to Huey Lewis & The News' "The Power Of Love", I thought Huey was singing "taralipinine". Years later I realized he was actually singing "tougher than diamonds".  :facepalm: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #32 on: September 18, 2022, 05:33:27 PM
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's song "Blinded By The Light", which is a Springsteen cover, is a famous one. People hear "Wrapped Up Like A Douche" when its "Revved Up Like A Deuce". Though I swear near the end of the song, it really does sound like he says douche instead of deuce.






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Reply #33 on: September 18, 2022, 05:39:04 PM
A deuce is a slang term referring to the Ford 1932 coupe, Deuce meaning “2”. These cars were popular with young men for hot rodding as they were affordable and had a powerful V-8 engine.

My ALL TIME BEST mondegreen:

I thought I heard: “I need that Mexican monkey,” — Daft Punk, “Get Lucky.”

Real lyrics: “I’m up all night to get lucky."

Another was Jim Croce.‘a “You Don’t Mess Around With Jim.”

I thought I heard “you don’t pee into the wind.”



It is “You don't spit into the wind.”

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Reply #34 on: September 18, 2022, 08:37:13 PM
A deuce is a slang term referring to the Ford 1932 coupe, Deuce meaning “2”. These cars were popular with young men for hot rodding as they were affordable and had a powerful V-8 engine.

The yellow car Paul Le Mat drives in American Graffiti is a `32. The ZZ Top Eliminator car is a `33.






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Reply #35 on: April 15, 2023, 05:46:15 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #36 on: July 27, 2024, 09:55:14 AM
I used to work with a guy that would intentionally mangle songs. Two I remember:

1) Billy Idol's Eyes Without a Face, he changed to
Flies around your face,
smells like human waste,
flies around your face.

2) Frank Sinatra's Strangers in the Night, he changed to:
Strangers with your wife,
exchanging underwear
stranger than life,
this song's getting nowhere.



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Reply #37 on: July 27, 2024, 04:53:55 PM
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's song "Blinded By The Light", which is a Springsteen cover, is a famous one. People hear "Wrapped Up Like A Douche" when its "Revved Up Like A Deuce". Though I swear near the end of the song, it really does sound like he says douche instead of deuce.

Springsteen's enunciation is a lot better - when I finally heard that version, it was clearly "deuce".  Either Mann's mouth is sloppy or the production was muddy because as near as I can tell he's singing "douche".

But what do I know.  I thought for years until I heard a clear version on Sirius that the Moodies were singing "Ride like she saw".

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Reply #38 on: July 27, 2024, 06:18:32 PM

A deuce is a slang term referring to the Ford 1932 coupe, Deuce meaning “2”. These cars were popular with young men for hot rodding as they were affordable and had a powerful V-8 engine.

My ALL TIME BEST mondegreen:

I thought I heard: “I need that Mexican monkey,” — Daft Punk, “Get Lucky.”

Real lyrics: “I’m up all night to get lucky."

Another was Jim Croce.‘a “You Don’t Mess Around With Jim.”

I thought I heard “you don’t pee into the wind.”



It is “You don't spit into the wind.”


The Neil Young song "Ambulance Blues" contains this lyric:

"You're all just pissing in the wind
You don't know it but you are
And there ain't nothing like a friend
Who can tell you you're just pissing in the wind."





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Reply #39 on: July 28, 2024, 11:54:34 AM
The Neil Young song "Ambulance Blues" contains this lyric:

"You're all just pissing in the wind
You don't know it but you are
And there ain't nothing like a friend
Who can tell you you're just pissing in the wind."



Possibly a little coarse, but that's as good a definition as I've ever heard for a friend.  :D