Please rank these terms from best to worst in the parentheses after “Rank.” If any of these terms are jarring or offensive to you, please note that in the parentheses after “Emotions.” Optionally, if they evoke any other emotions, please note them. Finally, at the bottom, please propose any alternate terms you’d propose in the parentheses after “Write-In Candidates.”
Self/Implied* Rank () Emotions ()
Privates Rank () Emotions ()
Vulva Rank () Emotions ()
Genitals Rank () Emotions ()
Beaver Rank () Emotions ()
Sex Rank () Emotions ()
Write-In Candidates ()
*e.g. “She spread herself for him with her fingers”
Example filled-out survey (not my real opinion):
Breasts Rank (5) Emotions (Suicidal)
Bust Rank (6) Emotions (Sexy)
Bosom Rank (1) Emotions (Ennui)
Boobs Rank (3) Emotions (Jarring)
Knockers Rank (4) Emotions (Offensive)
Tits Rank (2) Emotions (Glee)
Write-In Candidates (whompers, cans, bazookas, charlies, jugs)