Worst thing you did when you were super horny?

[S1eepyDormouse]

A lot of people have done some sexual extravagant When super horny? What's the worst/best thing you've done?

[Dudester]

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[_priapism]

A lot of people have done some sexual extravagant things as horny teens? What's the worst/best thing you've done?

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[Supersoftball]

I was 19, a freshman in college incoming football star, who happened to be a math wiz. I took a job tutoring a girl. Let's just I took advantage of the crush she and her mother had on me.

[msslave]

The mother too!  Gads...a living porn story.

[murchie]

I've got my sister to watch me cum

[msslave]

Uh... didn't we all

[seekingtaboo]

I've spanked it in some places like work, while driving in a store. Haha

[Cheer4one]

Rubbed my pillow 🤣

[Shiela_M]

Rubbed my pillow 🤣

Oh I've done that, I've done it to other people's pillows.  I can't believe I didnt remeber that until I read your post.

Oh wow, so it was a long long time ago, and I was visiting a friend and she was having this huge party with family and friends, and her brother is so fricken hot, it was unreal.  He was a bit older, and even though I was flirting with him, he didnt seem that interested, but that didn't change the fact he was gorgeous and turning me on. So at one point later that evening, I excused myself to the bathroom, but before I went in, I snuck into his room and took his pillow. So there I am, on the bathroom floor grinding away on his pillow. I was like Jane Bond sneaking it back into his room. It was such a huge turn on thinking about him resting his face right where I was rubbing my growler.

Three or four months later we ended up having sex, and it was a little disappointing to say the least. Between us, I think the pillow was better.

[_priapism]

Triggered by Shiela...

My younger voluptuous sister-in-law came to spend the summer with us one year.  She’d gotten in some trouble, so my in-laws thought she’d straighten out under my tutelage.  As if.  She pranced around half naked all summer, pushing her tits in my face, and kept me in a state of constant arousal.  Before too long I discovered her moist undies in her laundry hamper, and began to use them regularly for self abuse.  I’d squirt a load in her crotch, fold them, and put them back in her dresser.  She knew what was going on and would tease me about “needing to do laundry again.”  She loved the power her sexuality gave her over her older sister’s husband.  Alas our attraction was never consummated.

[MintJulie]

Between us, I think the pillow was better.

#truth

The pillow, the bedpost topper, my finger.  All were better than half the guys I've been with.

[_priapism]

Between us, I think the pillow was better.

#truth

The pillow, the bedpost topper, my finger.  All were better than half the guys I've been with.

Never thought I’d be jealous of a bedpost topper, BUT I AM.
 

[Shiela_M]

Triggered by Shiela...

My younger voluptuous sister-in-law came to spend the summer with us one year.  She’d gotten in some trouble, so my in-laws thought she’d straighten out under my tutelage.  As if.  She pranced around half naked all summer, pushing her tits in my face, and kept me in a state of constant arousal.  Before too long I discovered her moist undies in her laundry hamper, and began to use them regularly for self abuse.  I’d squirt a load in her crotch, fold them, and put them back in her dresser.  She knew what was going on and would tease me about “needing to do laundry again.”  She loved the power her sexuality gave her over her older sister’s husband.  Alas our attraction was never consummated.

I'll have to write up a story about something like this.

Between us, I think the pillow was better.

#truth

The pillow, the bedpost topper, my finger.  All were better than half the guys I've been with.

Never thought I’d be jealous of a bedpost topper, BUT I AM.
 

Never done the bedpost thing, dont think I've ever even been in a bed with a bedpost let alone grind on one.  Not sure if I said this or not, but I used to use the armrest on the chair in my room for my go-to.

Pretty sure I mentioned it in the pull up a chair thread

[MintJulie]

A lot of people have done some sexual extravagant When super horny? What's the worst/best thing you've done?

Extravagant? I can't think of anything extravagant.
Super Horny? I've been horny as most people have.  But not super horny. Well, I guess I can remember one time.

(So this ended up being a two part story. The latter part is the 'super horny' part, I figure I'd add the prequel because it came to mind in typing the 'super horny' paragraph.)

I went to my aunt, uncle and cousins house with our family for the day. Some of their cousins from their mom's side of the family were there also. All of us kids (about 6 of us) went on a bike ride from the house into a local metropark. I was riding my aunt's bike. We rode for a while on smooth cement and then we turned off payment on to a path through the woods. The bumpy dirt  path caused the bike to 'vibrate' and it traveled right through up to the seat. Some feelings down yonder started to happen. I tried standing to alleviate what was going on, but couldn't go for long like that. When I sat back down it got to be too much. I pulled over and let a couple of people pass me so I was the last of the group. I started riding again and soon had to stand again, or else.  I stood as long as I could, then when I sat back down it was like sitting on an electrical live wire. IT happened. And it was at that same time everybody stopped in the path to look at a deer standing just off the path in the woods. I passed them all and kept going as my happy time continued. I tried recreating the event on the ride back to the house but couldn't.

Now the super horny part.
Fast forward about 8 years, I was dating a guy that had a motorcycle and when he suggested we go for a ride, it was the moment I sat down behind him that the bicycle ride from 8 years prior came crashing back to my memory. It was a harley and the rev of the engine vibrated the bike right through to the seat.  The ride didn't get me to happy land, but it did come close.  When we arrived back at his house I basically pulled him inside my house and tore at his belt to open his jeans.  I told him to get them off as I dropped my shorts and underwear. He was shocked by it all because it was the first time we had sex and I had rebuffed his advance just 24 hours earlier. I was super horny and couldn't wait for him to get inside me. From that point on it ended up being a complete disappointment.

[ObiDongKenobi]

I was 19, a freshman in college incoming football star, who happened to be a math wiz. I took a job tutoring a girl. Let's just I took advantage of the crush she and her mother had on me.

Individually or a delightful threesome?
 

[Shiela_M]

I think that is the exact picture that I commented on in the thread.  Did you go find it, or are you just showing me what youd like me to be doing right now 😉

[_priapism]

I think that is the exact picture that I commented on in the thread.  Did you go find it, or are you just showing me what youd like me to be doing right now 😉

Yes.   

[KiwiKrispy]

A getaway with my wife at the time, sis and hubby with us. Nothing special but a long bus ride to that had me and missus zonk off. I woke with a stiffy. It wouldn't go away so I woke up wifey and asked for help. Bugger off she said ah course. So my hand in my trousers it was. Not finished yet when sis came up the aisle to use the potty. Leaned in to say something to us and saw me working it. Ah, my luck.
Bus full of people, how'd I get found out. Dummy. Made a mess before it was over though.

[jenny.bridget]

On the way back from a sports trip, I started to feel sick so I was moved down to the front seat near the driver as there would be better air flow.  After a while I started to feel better, but now the vibration of the bus along the road moving up the seat was starting to make me feel tingly, as we were travailing the feeling between my leg’s had finally pushed the quizzy feeling way and now I am sat there squirming, I don’t know when I did it but I felt my hand pushing my hand grinding into my knickers under my skirt. 

I was trying to be discreet as I finally cum I saw that the driver was looking at me, I know he saw me and what I was doing and it made me feel really dirty, knowing this old man had watched me.

As we were gathering our things and leaving saying thank you, he smiled looked me right in the eye’s and told me it was his pleasure.