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Offline Clitical Thinking

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Reply #80 on: January 22, 2022, 12:03:38 AM
'Shiela can't stop talking about how you churned her butter with your pump stick'  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #81 on: January 22, 2022, 01:17:25 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 21, 2022, 11:26:32 PM
Shannon and Amanda are bitches!

I was talking with Amanda today, and she was telling me that James was asking about me and wondering when I was coming back for a visit. They didnt know, but then they proceeded to tell him that I couldnt stop talking about the time I spent with him, that it was something I'll never forget.

Like what the fuck?

I begged her to tell me she was joking about it, but later texts with Shannon says it's true. Now it's very likely they are joking around with me about it and planned it out, but I wouldn't put it past them to actually do something like that.

Either way it's pretty darned funny  :emot_laughing:

I would have liked to see Amanda's face if you had taken the offencive on this, telling her that you and James had sex several times, how good it hat been (in details)... while, several times  making her swear to keep it secret, and ending up with tellig her that James had suggested a threesome with you and her.
 :facepalm: I'm bad. Gotto go to sleep


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Reply #82 on: January 22, 2022, 03:30:29 AM
Just remembered I never got around to posting today. Our young friend Wildcat has inspired me to post this in response to his latest spate of puns


So Wildcat........
 :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #83 on: January 22, 2022, 10:26:58 AM
 :emot_wasntme: OK  :emot_sorry: :sign_imadeabooboo: :sign_xmarks:  Outch, Outch, Outch, Outch,  :sign_thatshard: I will be good from now on  :angel:  :emot_ntworthy:










I mean  :sign_inyourdreams: :emot_coolasssshk: :sign_kissmygrits:  :emot_seeyeah: :sign_insertevillaughhere:


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Reply #84 on: January 22, 2022, 01:06:11 PM
Well I can see you're due for a session in the bomb shelter when Sheriff Jules gets back. :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #85 on: January 22, 2022, 04:34:03 PM
Hah. Let her come.

If you dare, click on the link and see what I have in store for her.  :evil:

https://i.imgur.com/5bxdidq.jpg


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Reply #86 on: January 22, 2022, 04:44:27 PM
You lose! To bribe Jules, you need very expensive rare Bourbon. :D

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Reply #87 on: January 22, 2022, 05:02:46 PM
My kind of girl.  :sign_outstanding:

Does she smoke:



as well?


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Reply #88 on: January 22, 2022, 05:14:38 PM
Now you're on the right track. You may make it to the hot tub yet. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #89 on: January 22, 2022, 06:29:12 PM
Quote from: Wildcat666 on January 22, 2022, 04:34:03 PM
Hah. Let her come.

If you dare, click on the link and see what I have in store for her.  :evil:

https://i.imgur.com/5bxdidq.jpg
I had half expected a metaphorical eggplant or an actual gun.
Though Mr. Msslave is right about the Bourbon.


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Reply #90 on: January 23, 2022, 01:52:44 PM
There is no reason to be coarse Mr bun

Easy does it.  :emot_lickie:


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Reply #91 on: February 14, 2022, 07:04:02 AM
Why do I have a Gut feeling that something’s happened today?
Not something bad or wrong, just something…  ???


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Reply #92 on: February 14, 2022, 07:30:17 AM
Quote from: Asmodel on February 14, 2022, 07:04:02 AM
Why do I have a Gut feeling that something’s happened today?
Not something bad or wrong, just something…  ???

I have no idea what you meant by that, but it reminded me of a short story I read in school. Es Wird Etwas Geschehen (Something's going to happen) by Heinrich Böll.

The narrator finds a job in a bright, efficient, modern factory where everyone goes around chanting variations on the slogan "Something's going to happen."

At the end of the story, something does happen. The boss drops dead and the narrator has to find a new job.

You are just a thought that someone, somewhere, somehow feels you should be here.

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