Not trying to hijack your thread, Ms.Slave.
So today I had my ass probed.
I have had cocks and dildos in there before, but this was wholly different.
So I was on the way after I posted my debate with MissB, whom I adore as someone much smarter than me. I get there a whole hour early, hungry due to the prep instructions, and then they told me to get completely naked. I blacked out and ten minutes later the doctor comes in and asks why I am naked, tied to the bed. I am joking but it felt like that scene from Pulp fiction. First Cardio wanted a portable monitor on me, due to the stress of forcing shit out, and to check on my aneurysm. So they fit me with the heavy necklace box and give me some magnesium sulfate to drink. I wait, and wait, and wait, and then the doctor and nurse were fed up with waiting for me to shit, the decided to manually clean me out.
"Mr. Bloque, please spread your legs and grab the rail."
"What?"
I heard a glove snap and two of the prettiest nurses alive were standing with an enema. My cock grows, and it dawns on me, as I see their name tags.
I swore everything to god that these nurses who were best friends with my wife, were about to violate Momma's baby boy's ass with a weird tube thing.
Momma in heaven, send that chariot please!
One spreads my ass cheeks, while the other lubes me up.
I swear again, as I feel my hanging nuts hit the back of one of their hands.
And then....
In it went, and then that big warm feeling of being full in my bowels happened. It was like I was almost bursting full of shit. They finish, giggle at me, and leave.
Now I did not tell my wife about this, because she will razz me about it.
But five minutes later, she calls and tells me to hold it all in.
She is laughing at me on the phone.
So I am holding back the flood,
The past couple of times I had this done, it never went this far. Once to check my prostate and the other was because of hemorrhoids.
This was a whole new level of shameful I never have felt before. I love sex, I love doing most weird things, but this. This was at a level my battered ego could not get past.
Wife was talking dirty to me over the phone to tease me.
Doctor comes back in with the nurses, checks my monitor and blood pressure. The nurses help me to the toilet, and told me to let it all go. And that I did. It all came out, every sin I committed. I was pure again, as the nurses helped clean me up, get be on the bed and lube my ass up. I asked for the Glide, or non petroleum, as the other will eat condoms. They laughed.
The first procedure was to look at the valve connecting the colon to the small intestine because they wanted to see if there was an infection there, as sometimes shit gets trapped behind that valve and can make you sick.
Other than my colon looking like Freddy was walking along scraping the walls with his claws, nothing too serious was there. They did note some damage that was already healing. That made the chatty cathy nurses go quiet. He went a little further and found that my diet had entirely too much fiber in it. There was minor scrapes all into my small intestine,
The camera was slowly and painfully removed. I think they were messing with me, as I thought I felt it get pushed back in a little.
Once it was out, came the fingers. The doctor did not do this himself, but called in the urologist with the bony long fingers. She was a little too happy to invade my ass with her fingers of doom. She gloved up and went to work.
I started singing loudly as those bony fingers molested me from the inside.
"Why not your whole hand? Make me a puppet?"
She did not like that question.
But she found it, my male g-spot. She and the doctor started talking as this woman was trying to feel it through my colon like she was picking out a melon.
I shamefully came as the stimulation was too much. The nurses cleaned me up thoughtfully.
Fifteen minutes and another orgasm later..
The doctor let me get cleaned up and dressed.
He said it looked okay, not the best condition, but eating more yogurt and less fiber would help it out. As for my Prostate....
Its a bit swollen. Not serious yet. Will have to return in three weeks for another exam.
I asked if the nurses can be in Domme gear?
He said no.
I was sad.
I left, stopped for an ice cream cone on the way back to work, and that is where I am now, my ass is sore, and my soul crushed. But I am Okay for the time being.