How do I have a dog fuck me?

[dirtywetgirl]

For those who are against beastiality, you need not read or comments. Thankyou x
I am unsure where to go for help, and thought what better of a place to ask then here amongst you open minded people. Surely there is someone with knowledge in the how to ?
I am 47 and have always since a young girl wanted to mate with a dog. Finally the time and opportunity has come. Last night with my bf I played with his dog, managed to get the dog a little excited and sucked my first doggy cock. It was more erotic then I had ever fantasised.
My question is hiw do I proceed from here? The dog would begin to enjoy my mouth loving his cock but then pull away and run off licking his cock. Then he would return and each time his cock grew more. But each time he would begin to excite he would run off and lick his cock.
Hiw do I get him fully hard and wanting to mount and fuck me?

[PoetMeister]

First let me commend you on being open minded.  I'm a Dom and consider your desires part of what I refer to as primal nature.  I would enjoy chatting with you some.  I don't have the answer to your problem but am glad to provide some insight/opinion based on some experience.  First It's important to remember every dog, just like every human, is unique i.e. one size doesn't fit all.  Patience is important and the energy matters.  You can't drive him to it he needs to want it...and starting by sucking him is definitely good...ur mouth is likely going to feel good and help get him in the mood.  That said again all are unique (some dogs may not care for that)...You will need to keep working with him one step at a time....also some others I've discussed with said it helps to kiss them as well...i.e. mouth on mouth..action..again to get the mood. 

[Clitical Thinking]

How would you get the dog to associate blowjobs and kissing with her pussy, though? Would he automatically know how to mount her, or would he need some how-to guidance?

I'm not even "asking for a friend," just genuinely curious, I guess maybe from a doggy psychology point of view 

[PoetMeister]

How would you get the dog to associate blowjobs and kissing with her pussy, though? Would he automatically know how to mount her, or would he need some how-to guidance?

I'm not even "asking for a friend," just genuinely curious, I guess maybe from a doggy psychology point of view 

So the kissing thing was something a guy I've chatted with who has done more with dog training.  I don't think of it so much as making a direct correlation.  Again it's more about mood.  The dog has mood like a human...maybe not as complex who can say but they definitely have mood.  You can't just turn them on/off like a switch any more than you can a human.  They can most definitely sense your emotion/feeling.  This has been proven time and again by seeing a dog come give you attention when your are down or responding to fear.  Same goes for sex...they can sense that as well. 

[shaver]

The only thing I could say is be patient and guidance  I would think that once he has the idea you could be in for quite a ride. It may take two of you to do this Lot of luck

[SloppySeconds]

The best way to proceed, contact me, I make house calls.

[Writers Bloque]

Its not so easy as stripping and offering. You have to first get him to equate the scent of your pussy to the scent of a bitch in heat. A friend who is into that told my wife when she was curious that if you can find that kind of musk helps, but also getting an actual bitch in heat helps, but you will have to cock block him from her until he gets all fired up, and will be willing to fuck you. This is not from personal experience, but explained to me by a friend. Also there *might* be a dog breeder/trainer who could help along those lines, but Its not my scene. It is hot, but not my cup of tea. Hope this helps.

[Bell]

Maybe start by  learning the language

Or am I in the doghouse now 

[Clitical Thinking]

Or am I in the doghouse now 

 

[Dirtymind]

It's a good thing that men can't lick their balls. We would still be living in caves. 

[staci]

Dog don't care if you have your hair up or no make up.

[Wildcat666]

Dog don't care if you have your hair up or no make up.

A French poodle dog does.



Oh. Dear me. 

[jaf36]

Dog don't care if you have your hair up or no make up.

Lol, that’s probably true

[Pornhubby]

This is actually the most viewed topic on KB in history. From 2009. Enjoy.

A Brief Guide to Sex With Dogs

[Clitical Thinking]

This is actually the most viewed topic on KB in history.

😲

Makes me wonder if there were a couple of extra kinky freaks that really enjoyed reading the topic several times over, or if showing Fido some 'extra special attention' is actually more common than we might think 🤔

[Hilda]

This is actually the most viewed topic on KB in history.

Makes me wonder if there were a couple of extra kinky freaks that really enjoyed reading the topic several times over, or if showing Fido some 'extra special attention' is actually more common than we might think 🤔

I've often wondered the same thing about other fetishes — whether they're far more prevalent than anyone could imagine, or whether it's just that the fans are more active.

[Clitical Thinking]

This is actually the most viewed topic on KB in history.

Makes me wonder if there were a couple of extra kinky freaks that really enjoyed reading the topic several times over, or if showing Fido some 'extra special attention' is actually more common than we might think 🤔

I've often wondered the same thing about other fetishes — whether they're far more prevalent than anyone could imagine, or whether it's just that the fans are more active.

Could be a combination of both,  I think. With more taboo fetishes like this, there are going to be fewer resources available online than for other, more mainstream fetishes, which naturally means that there'll also be more traffic concentrated on pages like the topic that Hubby linked. ..and I think some people also become hyper fixated on more taboo fetishes, especially if they find that the more normalized fetishes aren't kinky enough for them anymore.

On the other hand, I also think that they are more prevalent than we imagine, but that many people feign outrage - or at least won't talk about their interest in such fetishes - because they worry about being dismissed as disgusting and perverse.

[Pornhubby]

I always thought it odd that this was the most popular post on the entire site. The bestiality threads get relatively little traffic. But somebody must like it, because it’s had an awful lot of eyeballs. The author was a very sexy perv.

[Adrock1981]

stroking away

[dirtywetgirl]

I always thought it odd that this was the most popular post on the entire site. The bestiality threads get relatively little traffic. But somebody must like it, because it%u2019s had an awful lot of eyeballs. The author was a very sexy perv.

I think there os more secretly wonder about it then anyone would know.
Well thats what I hope anyway